This represents the Queen's cunt and balls.


From the 2012 Olympic Mascot challenge. See all 216 entries (closed)

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

it kinda looks like tony the tiger, of Kellogs Frosties fame

(mr.dogshit Collector of dog eggs., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

I don't see that, I suspect you maaay be high.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

He's great

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)

:D

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

\o/

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

triforce?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

Ahhaha oh yeeeeeah, I was thinking more a hooded character.
Well obsoirved.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

well, technically
first-stage Sierpinski gasket if you generate it by the non-random method.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)

Hey, crack is whack.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

What do you mean the badgers have escaped?!
I thought you tied them up!
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

I understand, in other news,...

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

Haha

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

HER ASS?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

HER ASS!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

WHO'S ASS?

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

hahahahaha!
WTF?
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

ha ha ah

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

Oh Dek, you adorable cunt.
dekionplexis.blogspot.com/
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

zelda and the wutang clan have crashed?
disaster
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

That's a game I want to see.
MAKE IT SEW!
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

so therefore should have been her business card

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

Quickly, TO THE HYDROFOIL!

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

she's a traitor with the rebel alliance.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

Hmmm, you're a fiesty little one.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)

Three words that describe me quite well.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

Quite so.
*hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

*big hugs*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

"alarmingly precocious youngster"

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

"steel reinforced armadillo"
what are we playing?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

Are you referring to me?
I'm 23, if I wasn't acting like a grown up by now I'd be....well, I'd be a student.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

I resent that
even though it is true.

_{I'm still a teenager for 20 days, so it's allowed. So ner.}
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

:D
How to upset a student:


Call them a student.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)

I really fucking hate students
bunch of cunts
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)

GET A JOB

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

I have one
For a period I had two
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)

Commander, tear this shit apart until you find those hams!

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

What is it, can't looky right now.
You give me synopsis, I give you many tunics.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)

someone took darth vader clips from New Hope
and re-dubbed it with James Earl Jones lines from other movies.

Its been done VERY well.... :D
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

oOOoH, MoOKbARKED.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)

HAMS
Why didn't you say so?!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

they've been trying to keep it from you

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

The bastards.
MUTINY. That's what it is.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

I just hope you don't find out about the mustard
...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)

Oh I found out about that a while ago.
Why do you think there's a yellow corpse attached to the rigging?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

to ward off uninvited visitors?
... to facilitate home cooking?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

Yes, yes and also for lovely decoration.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

I have to hand it to you
you're always 3 steps ahead of the game... I suppose that's why you're the captain

*rides off on a flying unicorn*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

AT LEAST
Usually I'm there already, unwrapping trays of sandwiches.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)

I can't speak to you any more
I'm over here flying away on my flying unicorn...

perhaps if you should I'll be able to hear you.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)

My gland, MY GLAAAAAAANDS!

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

Your lovely lady glands?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

In da front n in da back.
Glaaaaaaaaaaaaaands.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

*shakes booty*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

Well, that thought's got me hard as can be!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)

I must confess, I came twice whilst making it.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

SHOCKER
Wasp Box is as hard as canned bees!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

and there's me
drawing a hard bee...
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

*glees*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)

Zelda?
Slight TJ: I downloaded kung-fu panda and the rar archive is passworded - any way to get around this?
cheers
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

On what, the DS?

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

the film

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

Ah, VIRUS ALERT!
Unless it's an .avi, AVOID.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

its an avi

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

If it needs a password, AVOID!
ERRR-ORRRR-ERROORRR-ERRR-ORRRR-ERROORRR...
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

Bugger Ill just have to find a torrent that has no password
This one had loads of seeds and good rating tho - annoying
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

mININOVA
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

RAR encryption is pretty strong
usually the password is on the website or the torrent info.

Kung-fu panda's not bad actually, it p;lays exactly the same as ninja gaiden 2, just with the stupid difficulty.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

The FILM you daffy bastard.
Christ.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

He was talking about games
Unless there's been a Zelda movie that I've missed.

That wasn't shit.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

and zelda movie would be awesome

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

you could guarantee they'd give the license to Uwe Boll or some shit.
Plus you'd know the plot from the start anyway, all you'd really do is watch Link go through a few dungeons picking up a weapon and then using it against a boss.

_{I finally bothered to complete twilight princess the other day. The Ganon battle at the end sucks some serious dick. How many transformations?!}
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

I never got the the ganon battle on the wii one
got bored in the twilight temple wiht taking all those sodding sols around
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

You're really close to the end actually
it's taken me about 9 months to complete it though, it's jsut really, really boring. I enjoyed Wind Waker a lot more, even with all the sailing.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

It's a FILLIM!
FILL ME UP BABY!
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

Try "areg"
or look at more here www.google.co.uk/search?q=kung+fu+panda+.rar+password&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a
( TY&GN, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

ta
Ill give it a go
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

Kung Fu Panda is fucking awesome

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

Thats why I wanna watch it
I did quite like bee movie aswell
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

She loves to throw her big balls !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

Oh, she's a cheeky one.
;)
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)