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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:36,
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"I have fallen"
*Barf*
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:37,
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Hah, you just brough back Dylan Moran's entire
'I have fallen' thing into my head.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38,
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AND THEN THE CAGE COMES DOWN
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39,
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I haven't got Like Totally yet
so I can't quote it that well...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:43,
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its great
"i'd stab you to death but you're so fat i can't afford to take two weeks off work"
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45,
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I've seen it
but only the once...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45,
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what is it???
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48,
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A wonderous blancmange.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49,
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I wasn't talking about your bottom
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51,
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I know, and I'm most upset.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:52,
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ok
Captain Wow's bottom is a wonderous blancmange
(I would imagine)
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:55,
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Windowlicker. I should have been in that video.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:56,
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de-ris please
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58,
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Youtube it, chuckles.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59,
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you have a beard????
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:07,
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Only on wednesdays.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:08,
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something to get hold of
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:13,
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You should know.
You've got an excellent beard.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:14,
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thanks- that's long gone-
that was last year's "i've escaped London so I din't need to shave any more" phase.
I am still gorgeous, obviously, just no beard
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:19,
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Does not compute.
Is it coming back? Say it's coming back. Come on.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:20,
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for you,
I'll grow it back
but you have to promise to grab hold of it
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:22,
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Oh I do.
Hells yes. Grow away.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24,
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...and rub it over your inner thighs
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24,
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Done.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26,
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*rubs Fisons Bear Fertiliser into face*
grow dammit, grow
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:27,
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Hahaha
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:36,
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my terrible scouse exhousemate looks like aphex in that video
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58,
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Phwoar.
A bit of RDJ always goes down smooth.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59,
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I love that guy. “You look like a horse in a man costume”
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41,
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...
Chocolate bread! That's how they start the day. It's only going to escalate from there. By lunchtime you're fucking everybody you know.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:44,
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"i 'ate your work"
"you ate my work?"
"no, i 'ate your work. why do have to talk fucking english?"
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45,
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Haha, I love that entire bit.
Your work is so derivative- you copy mine and mine's shit to begin with...
NO! Ze sings you do to me....Ah am so sore...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:47,
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who else would say good morning by kneeing you in the face
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48,
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"You're 12, you don't get depressed, you just drown or get electrocuted"
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49,
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and they want drunk peoples food "what do you want to eat?"
"tiramusu, fried in butter"
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53,
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Oh it's all these parties.
You do your hair, put your best frock on, nobody talks to the real you. Get me a martini, would you?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:50,
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AH BUGGER.
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49,
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*dances the dance of gottherefirst*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49,
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*crosses legs*
It's a good dance.
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:52,
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It makes others need the toilet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53,
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"Your work is so derivative. You just copy me, and mine is shit to begin with."
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48,
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YOU!
Where have you been?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40,
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All around.
*gestures*
OH HELLO, LIME, HOW THINGS ARE?
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41,
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Back to the old ways,
LIMES ARE OUT, OTHER CITRUS BACK IN.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51,
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THE NAME HAS STUCK. LIKE SHIT TO CLINGFILM.
OR CLINGFILM TO ANYTHING.
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:54,
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* Is this really your own work - I am sure I have seen that before?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:37,
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it was in the newsletter last week
but I added a poorly-executed olympic logo tatoo on her arm.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40,
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Ah ok.. Sorry mate...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:43,
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He's put an Olympic logo on the arm.
The original picture was in that "Sorry I Missed Your Party" thing in the newsletter wasn't it?
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41,
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yes, yes,
a thousand times yes
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:42,
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this is you
at the weekend.
aicmfp!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38,
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no- that was me in the background waiting for her to pass out
so I can lick her sicky mouth
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:44,
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It's a man isn't it?
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:46,
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is it? really not sure
ugly bird or man with ugly bird's face?
Discuss
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51,
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I thought it was a man at first
but you lot make me doubt my sexuality
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58,
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Wasn't this in the newsletter?
Edit: Aaah on comparison I see you've changed his tattoo. What is it now?
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39,
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sorryimissedyourparty.com?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41,
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That's the one.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:42,
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So tubgirl was actually in a bedpan,
not a bath?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40,
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.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:46,
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Ahaha!
Took me a while to see what you'd done. :p
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48,
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well executed
it's like a spot-the-difference compo in TVQuick
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:54,
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