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( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

"I have fallen"
*Barf*
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

Hah, you just brough back Dylan Moran's entire
'I have fallen' thing into my head.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

AND THEN THE CAGE COMES DOWN

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

I haven't got Like Totally yet
so I can't quote it that well...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

its great
"i'd stab you to death but you're so fat i can't afford to take two weeks off work"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

I've seen it
but only the once...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

what is it???

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

A wonderous blancmange.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

I wasn't talking about your bottom

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

I know, and I'm most upset.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

ok
Captain Wow's bottom is a wonderous blancmange
(I would imagine)
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

Windowlicker. I should have been in that video.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

de-ris please

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Youtube it, chuckles.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

you have a beard????

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

Only on wednesdays.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

something to get hold of

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

You should know.
You've got an excellent beard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

thanks- that's long gone-
that was last year's "i've escaped London so I din't need to shave any more" phase.
I am still gorgeous, obviously, just no beard
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

Does not compute.
Is it coming back? Say it's coming back. Come on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

for you,
I'll grow it back
but you have to promise to grab hold of it
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

Oh I do.
Hells yes. Grow away.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

...and rub it over your inner thighs

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

Done.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

*rubs Fisons Bear Fertiliser into face*
grow dammit, grow
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

Hahaha

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

my terrible scouse exhousemate looks like aphex in that video

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Phwoar.
A bit of RDJ always goes down smooth.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

I love that guy. “You look like a horse in a man costume”

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

...
Chocolate bread! That's how they start the day. It's only going to escalate from there. By lunchtime you're fucking everybody you know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

"i 'ate your work"
"you ate my work?"
"no, i 'ate your work. why do have to talk fucking english?"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

Haha, I love that entire bit.
Your work is so derivative- you copy mine and mine's shit to begin with...

NO! Ze sings you do to me....Ah am so sore...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

who else would say good morning by kneeing you in the face

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

"You're 12, you don't get depressed, you just drown or get electrocuted"

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

and they want drunk peoples food "what do you want to eat?"
"tiramusu, fried in butter"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

Oh it's all these parties.
You do your hair, put your best frock on, nobody talks to the real you. Get me a martini, would you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

AH BUGGER.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

*dances the dance of gottherefirst*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

*crosses legs*
It's a good dance.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

It makes others need the toilet.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

"Your work is so derivative. You just copy me, and mine is shit to begin with."

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

YOU!
Where have you been?
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

All around.
*gestures*

OH HELLO, LIME, HOW THINGS ARE?
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

Back to the old ways,
LIMES ARE OUT, OTHER CITRUS BACK IN.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

THE NAME HAS STUCK. LIKE SHIT TO CLINGFILM.
OR CLINGFILM TO ANYTHING.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

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* Is this really your own work - I am sure I have seen that before?
( Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

it was in the newsletter last week


but I added a poorly-executed olympic logo tatoo on her arm.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Ah ok.. Sorry mate...

( Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

He's put an Olympic logo on the arm.
The original picture was in that "Sorry I Missed Your Party" thing in the newsletter wasn't it?
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

yes, yes,
a thousand times yes
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

this is you
at the weekend.

aicmfp!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

no- that was me in the background waiting for her to pass out
so I can lick her sicky mouth
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

It's a man isn't it?

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

is it? really not sure
ugly bird or man with ugly bird's face?
Discuss
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

I thought it was a man at first
but you lot make me doubt my sexuality
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Wasn't this in the newsletter?
Edit: Aaah on comparison I see you've changed his tattoo. What is it now?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

sorryimissedyourparty.com?

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

That's the one.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

So tubgirl was actually in a bedpan,
not a bath?
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

.

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Ahaha!
Took me a while to see what you'd done. :p
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

well executed
it's like a spot-the-difference compo in TVQuick
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)