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(brodersen, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

Very nicely done!
Welcome n00b!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

All I'm seeing is nipples.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

*puts top back down*
Oh, sorry about that Cap'n.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

DON'T YOU DARE

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

EEK
*strips completely*



*nervous dance*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

ha ha!
faster!!
more gyrating!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

yeah.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

*leans back in chair and puffs pipe*
Maaaaaaaaaarvellous.


Also, don't listen to the chaps above. Don't dance faster, dance slower.

More eye contact.

That's it. *sups brandy*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

*whispers something about the blisters*
*dances through the tears*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

NO, this just won't do.
Come and sit on my lap, pet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

*growls*

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

There's room on here for you as well.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

:(
There's NEVER any room for me :(
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

Maybe if one of us sits on her face?
No?
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

That's the spirit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

OH FUCK
I just totally forgot about my 2k and missed it.

OOOWWWH :(


Still, here's my 2005! Yaaaaaaay
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Well done lovely.
Shit, I'm very close to my 50K.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

wow

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

i'm close to 30000...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

I'm just close....uuhhuuhhuh
And I'm spent.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

yes?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

encroyable!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

Like the new pic cap'n
Is it a self portrait?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

Not in the slightest.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

That's a big number.
You're going to have to get very naked.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

That's not fair on anyone.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

flayed or gtfo

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

Exceptionally naked.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

i wanna see a pancreas

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

Hahaha!

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

Rubbs hands together
Starts to drool

Nekidniss!
Yee hah!
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

...and tell her that you love her?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

There's plenty.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

of face?

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

I am Toots 'Enormous Face' Thelemans

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Hahaha!
Like a frying pan!
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

black and hot

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

*looks hopeful*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

Your wife might have a few things to say about it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

she wouldn't if you was Top up the Tea!
she loves my wife!
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

Hah, she's mine as well.
All the young ladies' base belong to me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

*sobs*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Get yourself a sex change.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

you can have my young ladies base
If I can have yours?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

You have one young lady
I have all of these.

Unfair trade.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

^may contain lies^
I have
one partner
Four daughters (You can have them for nothing)
one Girlfriend(ish)
Hah
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

:O
CHEATING?


WE CAN'T BE HAVING THIS
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

Some people are in open relationships, kitten.
;-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

And some are just whores.

Actually that works less well when you are the only person likely to still be reading this...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hmmm
that is a point.


*is young and has not been exposed to the world*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

I demand you expose yourself immediately

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

Pfft
just pfft.

:)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)

I'll give you five ladies for one of yours...

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

Watches from behind interweb sofa...

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

No don't dance through that tear!
That's a tear in the space time continuum and may cause the universe to start a cataclysmic boogie!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

But I want a cataclysmic boogie!
Humph.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

best kind of boogie

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

do you live in portsmouth?
i work at QA!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

QA is approximately a 20 minute walk from my house.
:O

You don't know Karen Cotterill at all do you?
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

ummm...
i'm a bit crap with names...
what does she do?
also, we should have a lunchtime minibash!!
i used to meet keyboard weasel in spoons for lunch!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

I'M THERE.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

we'll orginise summat!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

I live near Elvis of Nazareth :P
He went to my school, we know lots of the same teachers :D
And I went to school with his cousin ^_^
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Spoons?
She's a sort of cleaner/general carer person, I believe. I'm guessing QA has LOADS of people so you pprrrobably don't know her :)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

wetherspoons,
pub.

i'll wander around staring at name badges!
what does she llook like?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

I expect she has breasts, that should narrow it down a bit.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

*makes notes*
female, breasts.
right, i'm off looking!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

Won't that just look like you're eyeballing their tits?
*selfspang* Wetherspoons, of course. Pubs are nice :)



Karen's really short and has dark, shoulder length hair. She looks a bit like Nadine from Girls Aloud.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

Pictures man
We need pictures
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

hmmm...
*googles nadine from girls aloud*
hokay.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

note the highly distinctive robotic claw
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

aha!
even i should be able to spot her!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

NOT IF SHE SPOTS YOUR FIRST
"AAARGGH THE CLAW! THE CLAW! ETC"
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

Brandy?
Would you like a cigar with that madam?
and a top hat?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

the jiggling....it's almost.....hypnotic....
*drools*
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

*resists*

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

I miss all the good stuff!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

damn!
thought i'd switched that webcam off!
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

mmmmtechnologynipples

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

That says more about you than it does about this post.
*tweaks*
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

Oh I think we're all well aware of my ability to find smut in fuck all.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

You said "fuck"
!
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

You should see how I say it in the medium of interpretive dance.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Ha ha, I'd love to!
*panders*
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

I bet you would
*polars*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Panda's?
sicko
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

SODIDYOU

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

aware of it? i fucking covet it!

( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Hahaha, kindred spirits.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

welcome a/board
alas, bindun
edit/but very good nonetheless
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

soup herb!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

Nicely done, Brod.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

rather excellent!
what's with all these good new guys?
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

13 new moons?

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

gathered all seven Dragonballs?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

Hahaha you ass.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

HEEHAW!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

*strings out a fight scene for an entire series*
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

that's no moon
!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

Very nice work!
It's a nice relief to see someone actually reading the FAQ :)

*salutes*
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

Good work new person...
may I stick this here please? Not worth own thread, and yet it seemed so obvious...


( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

...
I never noticed the similarity before
(Cluster, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

what similarity?

( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)

damn 0.4kB away from a good nazi-ing
curse these good noobs that read the faq...

Hello :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

You'd nazi someone with 50.1k?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)