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From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

( chunderbunny, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

this hammock chafes
howdy sir :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)

Nings
& helloes
( chunderbunny, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)

TOILET DUCK

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)

Haha
you win ice cream*

*well you would if I hadn't just eaten it all
( chunderbunny, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

:( you got my hopes up then

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

sod the ducks
there is a major thunder storm going on.

I am in south Oxfordshire at the moment
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)

Apparently the building site next to my girlfriend's flat has been hit by lightning.
It's still lovely up here in Sheffield at the moment.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)

is she making a monster
and was disappointed that the lightning hit the wrong building
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

She'll have to make do without a servant for another day

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

Hmmm
Sheffield Eh?
(DudeSimpson I Didn't Help Save b3ta!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

Ooooh
I like them...
we're supposed to be getting some later :)
( chunderbunny, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

I HAD HAILSTONES IN WALES
AND A BUCKET FULL OF WATER THEN IT STOPPED :)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

Where is this storm of which you speak?
It isn't in doncaster, which is a bugger as it is 30C in my living room right now.
( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

henley on thames

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

Is that on the river thames?

( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

Same here. Though I am acting as the radiator after a 12 mile bike ride
as a slightly overweight, beer-swilling bugger.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

hahahahaha!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)

First, you need to compo it.
Last, it's bloody woo.
( Mod Edit, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)

Thankee muchly
I shall indeed
( chunderbunny, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

Hello you.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

where the shuddering fuck has that duck been?
the front end?
or the back end?

Place your votes now!

woo and O_o
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)

He had been in both,
he is a total slut.
( Aenesis, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

i don't understand
but i like
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

Lookit, it even has wings and and absorbing layer and everything!

evening sah
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

just don't do a schindler's list colour add to it, ok?

(Mehitabel_Itrang is pulling your leg, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

Toilet duck?
Woo.
Damn too late!!!
( Mstandot, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

At first i thought she was on the bog,
but then i thought 'hmm, no basin?'.
Clearly she's having a good ole sesh with a mechanical manhood. Filth.


WOO.
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

Oooooh!
She's in for a fluffy surprise!

Woo!
( Baglady, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)

hahaha
excellent
( mofaha, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)

CHICKENPANTS!
O_O
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)

Is She Just Sat On A Settee With Her Knickers Down?
It's An Odd Toilet
(DudeSimpson I Didn't Help Save b3ta!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)