Gordon's hat was rare...



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( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

MEAT-HAT

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

Is he the only person to make a television career
out of swearing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

pathetic isn't it
LOOK AT ME, I COOK AND SWEAR

I mean I'm cursing all the time when cooking for the missus, but where's my fucking TV show? EH?
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

still it's a better gimmick than Gary "LOOK AT MY WACKY HAIR!!!!" Rhodes

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

I wonder what will be next
The deformed chef, perhaps? A chef with downs syndrome?
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

dwarf chef
all you ever see are two little hands above the countertop
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

I'd watch that

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

i'd buy that for a dollar!

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

Worrall Thomspoons?

( Gregor Lenko, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

Nah, that's just him
trying to stand upright after eating a fistful of hensbane.
( DogHorse http://stablesound.co.uk/mp3/b3taxmas.mp3, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

didn't he die?
of was that robin cook?
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

Unfortunately the latter.

( DogHorse http://stablesound.co.uk/mp3/b3taxmas.mp3, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

But..

He's almost spherical how can you tell which way up he is?
( Gregor Lenko, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

already been done
Anthony Worral Thompson (also with the deformed)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

You mean Jamie Oliver?

( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

did anyone else ever used to confuse garry rhodes and nigel kennedy?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

They're different people?!?!?!?!?!?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

yep
they occupy the same part of my brain labled "attention seeking, spikey haired tosser"
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

haha
this
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

They look very similar
through the sights of my rifle.
( DogHorse http://stablesound.co.uk/mp3/b3taxmas.mp3, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

i was watching bill bailey on DVD the other day and he was saying the scariest heckle he ever got was a quiet voice from the back saying
stand still!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

haha

( DogHorse http://stablesound.co.uk/mp3/b3taxmas.mp3, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Garry "look at my wacky hair" Rhodes is supremely better as a tv cook
because he's not as much of a stupid prick as Ainsley Harriot. Far less of a wanker than Jamie Oliver. Less condescending than Delia Smith. Not at all tarty, like Nigella Lawson. And far more reasonable at actually presenting a cooking show than Ramsey. Ramsey doesn't cook. He throws the pots around and swears at people.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

Yeah, but Nigella's STURDY.

( DogHorse http://stablesound.co.uk/mp3/b3taxmas.mp3, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

her dad's called Nigel how egocentric do you have to be to call your daughter after yourself?
especially if you are named Nigel.

it would be like calling my daughter Simonella.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

Good name for a cook

( DogHorse http://stablesound.co.uk/mp3/b3taxmas.mp3, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

i know, i did very briefly consider it, but i imagine i would have been shot down by mrs monstrinho.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

the egocentric bit certainly rubbed off.
ooooooh matron!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Thanks to I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue
she's called "Thatfatgita Lawson" to me.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

...
Does that mean Salman Rushdie daughter would be called Salmanella?
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

i don't care if she's naked in my bedroom i still want to gag her.
she annoys all hell out of me simply by opening her cocksucker.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

"I like to suck my friends' sausages"
/cassette boy
( DogHorse http://stablesound.co.uk/mp3/b3taxmas.mp3, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Gary Rhodes
has wacky hair becuase he has a plate in his haid from a road accident when he was younger, and the only hairstyles he now has available to him make him look like a prick, so he just decided to choose one and stick with it.

No doubt some marketing prick's since told him it's a 'marketable identifier' and not to change it.
( Mockingbird in a pear tree, wearing a sparkly bikini, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

it's true

( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

\o/

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

Wobbly tank-spanker ftw!
Proper LOL.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

It's a toss-up
between ninny lobcoks and wobbly tankspanker for me.
( DogHorse http://stablesound.co.uk/mp3/b3taxmas.mp3, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

Well I'm actually naked when cooking, and I don't get a TV show.

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)

i'll give it a fucking go

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

I've never seen such a miserable looking lamb.


He looks like he's about to burst into tears.
( Zak McFlimby, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

The nasty man is wearing his mummy.
I think he's got good reason to be upset.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

Nice rack!
Hahahahaha *clicks*
( Ninj, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

George lamb would love it

( yanmania... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473878, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

On behalf of George Lamb's estate,
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Failure to remove said comments from interwebs will result in legal action against you and yours.


Who's George Lamb, anyway?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)