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[challenge entry] I fail at... well, just everything.
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I can't think of anything funny involving hats, so here's a photo of me... wearing my hat. Also I have no chin.

Discuss!

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(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Dexter Fletcher's Lovechild?

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Flexibly ambidextrous Dovepile?

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Hmm.
I don't know, but they both sound like fun.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# once you get used to it anything's fun
:D
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# and dumped on the side of a road

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Wrong wrong wrong!
Mine is coloured green! Honestly, you might at least do a little research.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I agree!

:)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# *goes to find something else to do*

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Holy shit.
Lurk much?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# pfft.

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# You as well!
Though not as much.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# And you!

Oh no, actually, not you.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Yes.
Like the dinosaurs, I've been hiding behind furniture for the last sixty-five million (or in my case, four) years.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
#
pika?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# wow
i love that :D
pikabay
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Pika Pika

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# ha ha ha i went to see pokemon at the cinema
(because my m8 wouldn't go on his own with his 8year old brother) and when the guy in the hat died - we burst out laughing because all the kids (including his brother) where crying
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Christ.
I thought you were a proper heartless bastard until I realised it wasn't your mate or his brother who died.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# then the story would have been
"I went to the cinema with a mate and he died there so I laughed"

:D
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# its like when my mate tried to jump a 7 foot enbankment with a lip... (on his pushbike)
he caught the lip... only with his back wheel flew through the air gracefully (still on his bike at this point) he looked like he was going to land it, but all his weight was over the front wheel - the bike came down square but only the front wheel hit the ground catapulting the bike about 10 foot in the air as he flipped over the front wheel and as he lay on the floor the bike came down and landed handlebars first (the end bit) 2 inches away from his head, I laughed so hard at him and explained how he nearly killed himself
...he didn't jump it again
That same week i jumped a stump and cracked my crankshaft/bollocks in half
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# haha
:D

ah tales of stupidity :D
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# When viewed individually, all these words make sense.

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# i don't like toothpaste

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I love it!
/10cc
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Hence your breath stats

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# my breath does not smell
but my teeth are kinda yellow (due to too much tea)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# You have no discus.
Discuss.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# surprise javelin!

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# *putts shot*

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# *Jumps triple*

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# *throws hammer time*

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# STOP!
hammer time
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
#
hammer time

Collaborate and listen.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# rice rice pudding
nice strike though :p
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# shurrup!!!
ninja'd
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# teehee
speaking of slurp - who wants a nice cup of luke warm tea?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# No tea for me.
I'm going to have some coke.

(a-cola)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# No, nor me.
I'm going to have some crack.

(~ed black peppper.)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# IPOD = fashion victim
nice hat
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# shush you
i heart my ipod
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# *points at fashion victim*
in your beautiful balloon
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# *shrugs*

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# BALLOON!
sorry im listening to prodigy :D
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# prodigy=ace
until fat of the land
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# i like "hot ride"
I'm also listening (next) to Skin from skunk anaiseses - want more songs come on!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# YES. I did enjoy fat of the land in parts but the previous stuff is way way better
I despised firestarter.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Ha ha, ha ha.
Me, with an iPod... you have amused me. The earphones are Sennheisers, and the player itself is a very cheap Creative 1GB thingy. I will have to buy a new one soon though - I'm running out of space for The Goon Show.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# white headphones have that certain "hey wanna steal my stuff" appeal to them
don't you think?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I live in rural Scotland
and fortunately the burberry sheep are quite easy to spot and avoid. They're too busy harassing the tourists usually anyway.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# for some reason, I feel you should be in mexico with this ensemble
I don't know why

go to mexico, take pictures, there's an adventure waiting for you
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# it's quite
no country for old men.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# indeed
so you should always make sure you make a nice packed lunch when you go there :)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Highway 61 Revisited . . .

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I cut him out then couldn't think where to put him!


Any suggestions?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# canada in a mounty suit

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Holy crap
I so want a Mountie Hat. I don't know any Mounties I can steal one from though.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I can't be bothered to make you a mounty!
anywhere else you want to go?
:D
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# TESCO SUPERSTORE!

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Buying...
A Tesco Value Trilby! I like your style, Bob. Uh, SkUG.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Cheque!

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# In a hat shop window

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Pretend you're licking the window!


:P
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Wiiiiiing Wiiiiiiiiiiing !
He found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor
He said i never engaged in this kind of thing before
But yes, i think it can be very easily done
Well just put some bleachers out in the sun
And have it on highway 61
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# the internet was invented just for you.

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# ... and you, and you, and you...
/Jim'll Fix It music
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hehehe!

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Does this mean
I can start charging people for using it?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I have a question.
Are you pulling in your chin?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# What chin?
"A ski slope for ants" was the most inventive description anyone ever came up with for it.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# needs more pink


Click for bigger (61KB)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# REFLECTOCOCK!
woo!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# And another!
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hot date for the other . . .

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# It rather cancels out the extroverted heterosexuality of the tail, though.

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Are you lonely?

This might help
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?...

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# No
TOAH
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# ...I should try that.

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# you dont fail at everything..
you clearly win at choosing rather impressive hats.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Ahh, a fellow with taste.
You too will be spared when the time comes!

*Adds to The List*
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# fuck off

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# you know... that saying is getting old
i think we should revamp it with "fuck on!" :D
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Mr Miyagi say:
Fuck off, Fuck on
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# due to b3ta influences
i can't help watch that film with "karate flid" and instead of wax on wax off... cock on and "cock off" :D
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
#

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# fuck yeah

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I'll stick to the classics, thanks

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# fuck on!
:p
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Here.......
Grow you a chin
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Woah.
Noise.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# chin music

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# camwhore, tits or gtfo

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# haha nicely shopped
whats the source image
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Me!

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# My name ees Jacob Dyeeer.
I wen' to Mehico. Some greengo born my neck. I deedn't like eet.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Those crazy fedora wearing mountie mexicans.

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Excellent!
a new image challenge!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Heh, why not?

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I vote for this:
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post216256
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# who'd vote for that?
pfft
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# In the style of Zoidberg
"Hooray, today I'm famous!"
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# You have a black man's nose and lips.
Are you sure you haven't photoshopped this image?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Positive!

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Never mind the lack of chin,
what the fuck happened to your shoulders?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Hmm...
They must have been at the cleaners that day.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Are you related to Zach Braff?
If not, you should be.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I shall write and tell him so.
What's one more restraining order when I've got so many?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I found you a chin...

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# This looks more like him . . .

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Mmmm, manly.
If only it were true... I could strike matches on that thing!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# don't know why but it made me think of this

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)