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I fail at... well, just everything.

I can't think of anything funny involving hats, so here's a photo of me... wearing my hat. Also I have no chin.
Discuss!
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:49,
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Dexter Fletcher's Lovechild?
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The Great Architect, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:50,
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Flexibly ambidextrous Dovepile?
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Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:51,
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Hmm.
I don't know, but they both sound like fun.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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once you get used to it anything's fun
:D
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Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:03,
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and dumped on the side of a road

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00,
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Wrong wrong wrong!
Mine is coloured green! Honestly, you might at least do a little research.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:05,
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I agree!

:)
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XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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*goes to find something else to do*

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XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:50,
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Holy shit.
Lurk much?
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Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:51,
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pfft.
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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:55,
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You as well!
Though not as much.
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Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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And you!
Oh no, actually, not you.
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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Yes.
Like the dinosaurs, I've been hiding behind furniture for the last sixty-five million (or in my case, four) years.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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pika?
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Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00,
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wow
i love that :D
pikabay
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:02,
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Pika Pika

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Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:06,
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ha ha ha i went to see pokemon at the cinema
(because my m8 wouldn't go on his own with his 8year old brother) and when the guy in the hat died - we burst out laughing because all the kids (including his brother) where crying
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:07,
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Christ.
I thought you were a proper heartless bastard until I realised it wasn't your mate or his brother who died.
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:09,
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then the story would have been
"I went to the cinema with a mate and he died there so I laughed"
:D
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Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:19,
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its like when my mate tried to jump a 7 foot enbankment with a lip... (on his pushbike)
he caught the lip... only with his back wheel flew through the air gracefully (still on his bike at this point) he looked like he was going to land it, but all his weight was over the front wheel - the bike came down square but only the front wheel hit the ground catapulting the bike about 10 foot in the air as he flipped over the front wheel and as he lay on the floor the bike came down and landed handlebars first (the end bit) 2 inches away from his head, I laughed so hard at him and explained how he nearly killed himself
...he didn't jump it again
That same week i jumped a stump and cracked my crankshaft/bollocks in half
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:22,
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haha
:D
ah tales of stupidity :D
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Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:24,
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When viewed individually, all these words make sense.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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i don't like toothpaste
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:27,
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I love it!
/10cc
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:30,
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Hence your breath stats
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Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:30,
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my breath does not smell
but my teeth are kinda yellow (due to too much tea)
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:43,
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You have no discus.
Discuss.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:51,
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surprise javelin!
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Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:52,
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*putts shot*
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:54,
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*Jumps triple*
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:54,
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*throws hammer time*
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Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59,
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STOP!
hammer time
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:03,
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hammer time
Collaborate and listen.
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Mstandot, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:06,
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rice rice pudding
nice strike though :p
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:06,
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shurrup!!!
ninja'd
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Mstandot, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:07,
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teehee
speaking of slurp - who wants a nice cup of luke warm tea?
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08,
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No tea for me.
I'm going to have some coke.
(a-cola)
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Mstandot, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:09,
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No, nor me.
I'm going to have some crack.
(~ed black peppper.)
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:12,
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IPOD = fashion victim
nice hat
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:52,
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shush you
i heart my ipod
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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*points at fashion victim*
in your beautiful balloon
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57,
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*shrugs*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57,
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BALLOON!
sorry im listening to prodigy :D
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:58,
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prodigy=ace
until fat of the land
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:58,
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i like "hot ride"
I'm also listening (next) to Skin from skunk anaiseses - want more songs come on!
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00,
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YES. I did enjoy fat of the land in parts but the previous stuff is way way better
I despised firestarter.
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Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:13,
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Ha ha, ha ha.
Me, with an iPod... you have amused me. The earphones are Sennheisers, and the player itself is a very cheap Creative 1GB thingy. I will have to buy a new one soon though - I'm running out of space for The Goon Show.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:01,
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white headphones have that certain "hey wanna steal my stuff" appeal to them
don't you think?
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:02,
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I live in rural Scotland
and fortunately the burberry sheep are quite easy to spot and avoid. They're too busy harassing the tourists usually anyway.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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for some reason, I feel you should be in mexico with this ensemble
I don't know why
go to mexico, take pictures, there's an adventure waiting for you
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Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:52,
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it's quite
no country for old men.
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Holly Would is much better now, thank you very much., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:54,
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indeed
so you should always make sure you make a nice packed lunch when you go there :)
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Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:58,
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Highway 61 Revisited . . .
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Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:53,
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I cut him out then couldn't think where to put him!

Any suggestions?
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XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:09,
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canada in a mounty suit
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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Holy crap
I so want a Mountie Hat. I don't know any Mounties I can steal one from though.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:12,
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I can't be bothered to make you a mounty!
anywhere else you want to go?
:D
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XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:24,
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TESCO SUPERSTORE!
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:27,
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Buying...
A Tesco Value Trilby! I like your style, Bob. Uh, SkUG.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:29,
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Cheque!

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XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:33,
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In a hat shop window
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Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:14,
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Pretend you're licking the window!

:P
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XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:22,
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Wiiiiiing Wiiiiiiiiiiing !
He found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor
He said i never engaged in this kind of thing before
But yes, i think it can be very easily done
Well just put some bleachers out in the sun
And have it on highway 61
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Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:14,
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the internet was invented just for you.
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god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:53,
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... and you, and you, and you...
/Jim'll Fix It music
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59,
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hehehe!
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god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08,
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Does this mean
I can start charging people for using it?
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:19,
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I have a question.
Are you pulling in your chin?
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:54,
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What chin?
"A ski slope for ants" was the most inventive description anyone ever came up with for it.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:13,
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needs more pink
Click for bigger (61KB)
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Bloop wasn't here on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:55,
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REFLECTOCOCK!
woo!
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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And another!

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:01,
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Hot date for the other . . .
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Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57,
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It rather cancels out the extroverted heterosexuality of the tail, though.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00,
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Are you lonely?

This might help
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Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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Is that a euphemism?...
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Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57,
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No
TOAH
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Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:58,
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...I should try that.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:21,
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you dont fail at everything..
you clearly win at choosing rather impressive hats.
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panda-chan i give good advice but seldom take it, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57,
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Ahh, a fellow with taste.
You too will be spared when the time comes!
*
Adds to The List*
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:14,
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fuck off
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prodigy69 missing a tooth, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:58,
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you know... that saying is getting old
i think we should revamp it with "fuck on!" :D
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59,
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Mr Miyagi say:
Fuck off, Fuck on
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Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59,
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due to b3ta influences
i can't help watch that film with "karate flid" and instead of wax on wax off... cock on and "cock off" :D
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:01,
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prodigy69 missing a tooth, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:01,
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fuck yeah
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00,
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I'll stick to the classics, thanks
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prodigy69 missing a tooth, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00,
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fuck on!
:p
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:03,
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Here.......
Grow you a chin
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Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:04,
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Woah.
Noise.
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:07,
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chin music
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Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:10,
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camwhore, tits or gtfo
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:05,
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haha nicely shopped
whats the source image
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jonjonjon, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08,
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Me!
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:21,
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My name ees Jacob Dyeeer.
I wen' to Mehico. Some greengo born my neck. I deedn't like eet.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08,
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Those crazy fedora wearing mountie mexicans.
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Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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Excellent!
a new image challenge!
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XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:10,
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Heh, why not?
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:13,
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I vote for this:
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post216256
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petehix Board Sig:, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:15,
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who'd vote for that?
pfft
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:24,
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In the style of Zoidberg
"Hooray, today I'm famous!"
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:16,
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You have a black man's nose and lips.
Are you sure you haven't photoshopped this image?
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:16,
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Positive!
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:25,
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Never mind the lack of chin,
what the fuck happened to your shoulders?
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:17,
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Hmm...
They must have been at the cleaners that day.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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Are you related to Zach Braff?
If not, you should be.
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Sister Nutmeat, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:18,
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I shall write and tell him so.
What's one more restraining order when I've got so many?
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:28,
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I found you a chin...

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WiL can take it all!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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This looks more like him . . .
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Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:31,
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Mmmm, manly.
If only it were true... I could strike matches on that thing!
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:34,
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Hahaha
:)
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XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:35,
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don't know why but it made me think of this

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Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:26,
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MWAHAHAHAHAHA

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evilamnesiac puts the sensual into non-consensual, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:27,
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