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( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)

cream made out of doves
:(
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

Rub it on your knees, Vic Reeves will be there in a couple of tics.
I love him. He's like a thin, better dressed version of my dad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)

IGOTTHEJOB
:D
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)

FUCKYEAH
It must be because you're The Daddy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)

:D
I am gleeful. First time i've been on a contract in 2 years :D

Also taking 3 days off this week, first break for similar stretch o' time.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)

Enjoy it, chappie.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)

willco

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)

the best kind

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)

I heard dovewanking is a national sport in some parts of Finland

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)

Dag, Mediocre.
is that it? I learnt some Dutch last night, but not how to spell any of it, and not what Mister is. I can ask people if they're Ms Petersen, say sorry (I could also say 'that's alright' but I can't remember how to now) and hello/goodbye.

Oh, and I can say that I'm not Ms Petetsen. \o/ That's good, for I am most certainly not.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)

How handy!

Mister is meneer or mijnheer (too formal), so that would be 'Dag meneer mediocre' then
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)

Ooooh, thanks love.
I've decided this is it, I'm going to learn Dutch completely.

Partially because a) it's becoming dangerous for a perfectly rational, law abiding stoner to live in this country without fear of reprisal, and partially b) because I refuse to live under a conservative government, which is in direct relation to part a.

Plus you Dutch people are really lovely people, from what I've seen. I'd rather spend my time with lovely Dutch people than with horrid English oiks.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)

Haha that's cool!
I also find your remarks amusing, because I see horrid Dutch oiks all the time, and I think our government has turned too conservative of late. This is mainly because there are now two christian parties (and one labour) that make up the rules.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)

Oy, don't tell me that
I get doubly upset by things like that, due to being a Christian myself, and having to watch all of these bastards give us a bad name. Like the Westboro Baptist Church, that's how some people believe me to be. NOT TRUE.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)

Okay, carry on then.
They'll be gone very soon anyway.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)

Nicely done.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)

And, of course
they are famed for playing an attractive style of football - which I know will be a major factor in your decision.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)

I only pay attention to football when certain friends of mine
get all overexcited by it. Yay for having a mate that supports Rangers and one that supports Celtic. I have not a clue what's going on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)

i know how to say
the riche is rising
all jews should be exiled
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)

Oooh, tell me how to do the second one please.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)

how to do a jew?
give me a call, i'll be glad to help ;)
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)

Look, I know how to have a wank
I just want the words, yo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)

watch south park..
i won't tell you how to say, what will later help you get rid of the jews in england. i still want to visit there sometime :P
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)

Right.
Captain big yid. Captain not about to commit homogenocide. Captain not sure if that real word.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)

Homogenocide - the extermination of all gays.
Ver Musen De Juden Es Rochen

it is.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)

You're a love.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)

I've said this before
but I know "Grasmaaier" and "Drempel."
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)

Except that it's drempel

+ vloerbedekking
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)

Bah!
If I was going to spell either one wrong, you'd have bet on the first one.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)

:)

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)

their milky white tears are used

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)

this is what I was thinking!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)

haha

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)

Hang on a tic.
It was 86p for two soaps, now it's 86p for one?

I know Sainsburys are mental (up until the refit a couple of years ago, ours was like something out of a zombie movie- dirty and dingy and with nicotine-yellow lighting) but fucking hell.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

Not showing up for me.
Weird.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)

bloggerheads
has the word 'ad' in it, so sometimes ad-blockers will block images from there
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)

Ah!
Cheers!
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)

did you steal labels from the shop
or do you take a portable scanner with your for such occasions
( yanmania... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473878, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)

stolen
but I figured they were surplus to requirements
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)

your going to prison

( yanmania... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473878, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)