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# BLAAAAAAAAARRB!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# THREE FUCKING DEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Too smug to blarb!
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Ahem!
watch it through 5 times!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I can't believe you got me to do that.
Swine.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I can see I've a lot of learning to do.
Bitch.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# manners first, clearly...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# 0.0
young man we do not throw such words about lightly...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*hugs new person*

there there . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# pffft
let the horses sooth you..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Oh, my lord - I love this..
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# oi you!
how dare you ignore me :) i said: if you're coming up for the sheffield bash come up the day before with fae and i'll take you for the best lunch pie and curry dinner you can find.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hang on
lunch pie?

I'm in. Definitely. What's lunch pie? Sounds fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# i want


edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSQWXi0Wot0
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Wossat? No Youtubercules at worky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# The 'luxury pie' cooking bit on the Blood episode of Black Books
w00t
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# My oven can cook......bits of oven!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# my local does sexy, sexy pies with hand cut chips and the only decent mushy peas in the world
they make everything on the premises. the usual ones are steak and potato, chicken and ham and mushroom and aspargus. they also have weekly specials which have included spicy meatball, chicken and leek, spicy chilli and beef and onions. on sundays they do THE ROAST DINNER PIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# FUCK OFF
that sounds amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# its the best pub in the entire world. bar none. i would trade every pub experience ever for just one more steak and potato pie
and these aren't your shitty brown smears in pastry pies, these are packed to the roof with awesome pies. and the gravy for the chips is proper gravy too, not bisto, meat gravy with lumps!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Oh my life, I must experience these pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# and then for dinner i can take you to Nirmal's where you will eat a curry so good you will cry tears of boiling pitch
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I don't like curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# now you've made me sad
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I reacted very badly to chilli for years
which has renderred me something of an oral wuss.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# do you not like hot food at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Not really
it hurts. I can only have a little bit of chilli.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# thats a shame
so no curry for you then. not even really mild?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Mild's alright
I can get as far as a rogan josh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# oh you'll be alright then. Nirmal will make them as you like it. she good like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# THAT@S WHAT SHE SAID
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# 1) where is it
2) what beers does it serve
3) is there an open fire
4) are there friendly dogs lolloping about?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# 1) Sheffield, Broohill
2) Timothy Taylors Landlord, Courage Best and Directors, and a selection of local ales
3) sadly not
4) there are occasionally whippets
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# okay then...
I'll add these to the computer and see what it thinks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# we can all cut chips by hand
... we all have hands!

/hand typed posts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# yeah but not as good as these
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# thats fucking beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# yes.
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Smug yet discreet blaaaarbing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# That's somewhat unsettling
Sorry to TJ, but did the bbc gnop this pic?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7656469.stm
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# if you think they did
faces must go all the way around the head where you come from.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# ^this^
it's possibly an anti-gnops, but by no means a gnops.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# .....really?
I wouldn't have said so....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *missuses technical term 'gnop'*
there's still something weird 'bout it...
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# that's a spong
gnops is the other way

i think
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# that's gnot a gnops
... her face is BIGGGGGGER than it should be... but you're a bit right - it does look doctored.

also - Tim Burton? Doing Alice in Wonderland?

I'm predicting it will be poor

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# it'll be better
than that touchy feely version they did originally.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I'm predicting it will star
Depp and Bonham-Carter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# something's not right there
but she is still lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Noice!
I haven't done one of these for ages. My last attempt was a bit lame.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's ACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I was most pleased with the car
less pleased with the cap.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)