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# How is this extreme?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# It's ex-seam
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# shit-the-bed
If you had a job interview live in front of the nation, it wouldn't be a stroll in the park, would it?

There there. Now run along now and be good, and don't go saying you'd do something funny if you were in that position, because you wouldn't.
You'd probably bite your lip and say something to the effect of:

"Oh dear. This is extremely embarassing."
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Pffffhahahahahahahaha!!
This reply is cock all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# oh, you've got balls for a newbie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# the size of
oranges
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# and
big oranges, at that
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahah wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Its not extreme then is it
Its embarassing as you put it
The compo brief is EXTREME horses, not embarassed horses LOLOLOL!!1111eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# This
Several times over
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Extreme (adj)
1. to the highest degree; very great.
2. Highly unusual.
3. Very severe or serious.
4. Not moderate.

You're a bit of a dick really, aren't you?
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# We're all dicks here on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# We love horses, and we're sure you do too. But imagine how much better it would be if they were adrenaline junkies, with their own horsey X-Games and everything!
Yes, yes I am, but only directed towards people who deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I tend to defend people with L-plates from a less than polite respose that sometimes occurs
but you seem to be deliberately being a prat.

which regular troll are you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Its pasanonic blatently
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# what the hell is pasanonic?
answer...
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# A satellite dish
or is that parabolic
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# you have a point, he isn't here dolling out abuse...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# He's probably not drunk yet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I find that hard to believe
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# haha, so do I really
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# yeah it's past one oclock over there isn't it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Yeah its 13:22
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# That's a bit insulting.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I'm sure you're sober sometimes,
but it's rarely when you're on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# That's
also insulting. I'm rarely drunk if the truth be known. I have a huge alcohol tolerance.
I sometimes portray a drunken grumbler on b3ta if it suits whatever entertainment I have planned to extract from here for my personal amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I read that as 'doiling'
(to) doil verb
the art of crocheting doilies
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Pfft!
*chantillys*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# "crocheting the doily"
a fine euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I'm new
and an irregular troll.
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# No, you're being a bit of a dick now, since you did post it twice.
Just admit you failed to comprehend the compo and move on please.
No need to be a defensive dickpenguin.

And for supreme nazi-points: it's also 73KB
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Nazi points lol!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Never!
I was fucking steaming last night when I made it, and it was only the second time I'd even used Photoshop for fuck's sake. I selected normal when I meant to enter it into the challenge, but I was in a rush because you're mum was begging me for more.
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# You get around a lot don't you!
AEIYM and Mediocres mum in one night?

My you have a high libido!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# it isn't me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# What you talking about?
I am sure that if you got your chance, you would go all night!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hell yeah, someones mum doesn't know what she's missing!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# maybe you shopuld write them all a finely worded letter
informing them of what it is they are missing and how, if they were sensible persons of sound mind and soul, they should go about remedying this.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# sound mind and soul? no son, that won't help my cause at all!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# well they don't need to know that till it's too late.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# He's aiming pretty low.
My mum's more of an extreme horse than his compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Pfft!
Is your mum a skateboarding SJP then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# She's a base jumping centaur.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*wants to see*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# my mum looks like Grandma from Giles cartoons
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# blatant b3ta pedantry moment: 'you're'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# there is an edit button and a nice faq to help you.
and: your
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# thanks
for letting me know
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# you're = you are
www.youre.co.uk if you're struggling with your choice of words
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Or may I profer
THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# you may!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# *doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# you're???
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# no, you're mum!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# if you're mum
i'm dad
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# On each of your posts there is an "EDIT" button in blue
Click on this to correct any mistakes you've made in your post rather than posting again
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I'm having flashbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Ha haha!
My Twat sense is going crazy at this response!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Your debating point is as eloquent as it is sophisticated and logical
I therefore bid good day to you and pack my luggage to move to Mars riding a Fucking Whale on Stilts Whale on Fucking Stilts - apparently
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# WHALES ON FUCKING STILTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# maiden! long time no see on b3ta - morning ma'am :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hey the architect of greatness
it has been a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hope you're well, good to see you about on here again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# As well as can be expected
thought I have a look see how b3ta had evolved and pretty much it hasn't which is great!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# oh yes, we still have it all here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hmm, haven't used this this pic for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# the anonimity of the internet IS wonderful, isn't it?
it allows you to say things you wouldn't dare to in real life.

you poohead
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Oh don't worry.
There are some of that would happily say it. Even some of us who would say little beyond 'hello' before pummelling you into a pile of piss for your abusive attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# just
following the crowd
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# extreemeeee close up
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)