I have eaten 1 x portion of lasagne (designed for two people.. pfft) 2 x large pieces of cake - (surprise almond cake from work college on day off!) 1 x packet of blue flavur dorrititiios 1 x large creamy garlic kiev - chips and rice 1 x jam donut 1 x fruity relentless engergy drink I am fat but i still feel hungry edit : oh and a 1 x kit kat chunky edit 2 : oh yeah and a baguette (buttered long roll)
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:39,
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I want lasagne
you have worms?
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:40,
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deep fat fried
...oh no, you mean intestinal worms? don't think i've got them... how you know?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:41,
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You pull down your kecks
wave a mars bar near your arsehole and see if one pops out.
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:44,
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that sounds like a really bad chat up line...
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:45,
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you answered it, so it must work :D
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:46,
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you should try this in the real world
"excuse me miss, do you have an itchy asshole?" WHAT?! "sorry i meant, would you like to wear this paper bag on your hea*SLAP* ow what you do that fo*CRUNCH* owww *timber* *THUD*
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:51,
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