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# hehehe
like that tracing paper stuff I remember from school loos that redistributes rather than wipes....
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Were you a brownback or a brownbollocker?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# What you had to do was place a strip over the area
then use a pinching motion with the fingers and thumb working from both sides and meeting in the middle.

IT TOOK ME GODDAMN 3 YEARS OF SMEARING TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Now that's a top
tip if ever I heard one
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# It is my one and only achievement that I can genuinely say has improved my quality of life.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha
a little bit of both, I think. What an unpleasant memory. Ta!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# This
except I like remember it. It was terrible stuff. Who on God's green Earth thought that was suitable for wiping bums?!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Thatcher
I blame her for this and the milk business.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *sobs*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)