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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# LIKE GREASEPROOF PAPER.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha
*remembers first school*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I can remember thinking something like
"wtf is this? It doesnt help at all it just smears it everywhere"
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Yes
I always worried when we got the slightly brown tracing paper in Art:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# How strange
That was just the noise we heard from the supply cupboard before the teacher came in with the paper!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Oh god no.
You could probably make a fallout shelter out of that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Im pretty sure you couldnt design a better waterproof material
it just didnt absorb a drop.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# IZAL
very popular with the elderly for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Reminds them of the war.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# that's the stuff!
*holds up loo roll cross*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha I don't think it was Izal
but Granny RG used to the ise a box one from a porcelain wall dispenser.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hehehe
like that tracing paper stuff I remember from school loos that redistributes rather than wipes....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Were you a brownback or a brownbollocker?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# What you had to do was place a strip over the area
then use a pinching motion with the fingers and thumb working from both sides and meeting in the middle.

IT TOOK ME GODDAMN 3 YEARS OF SMEARING TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Now that's a top
tip if ever I heard one
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# It is my one and only achievement that I can genuinely say has improved my quality of life.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha
a little bit of both, I think. What an unpleasant memory. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# This
except I like remember it. It was terrible stuff. Who on God's green Earth thought that was suitable for wiping bums?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Thatcher
I blame her for this and the milk business.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Surely rough tough men use Izal toilet paper
100% non absorbant, made of greeseproof paper, useless as a hygiene product.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# mind my pissage
b3ta.com/board/8910365
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# SINGLE PLY!
why of why is there still single ply?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# the risk of tearing
adds a delightful frission of danger.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)