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[challenge entry] The manly man bread slicer/pusher

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(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# yes!
edit: nice title edit :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# no!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# maybe!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Can you repeat the question
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# you're not the boss of me now
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# please shut the door
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# oh ok....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# shut up woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ningles chap
nice name change!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ningles Dave
are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# as well as can be expected
when I have to bloody work for a living.

I'm thinking of building a pressure sensitive keyboard, so that the harder you type, the bigger/bolder/more capitalised your letters come out. It'd beat the old-fashioned shift key/caps lock idea - d'you reckon there'd be a market for it?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I don't think I'll show this to the beardedwife
it will give him ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I actually want to do this....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# CHEAT
Its already cut. Your manproduct does nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# In your perfect 'woman world' it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# It's a device for pushing slices over
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# WOAH THAT IS A MANLY BREADPUSHER I TAKE IT ALL BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
because you're too manly to be able to move bread
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Or when you get back from the shops
and discover your loaf's been squished at the bottom of the bag. What do you do?

Chainsaw.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Aaaha chainsaw
The cause of, and solution to, most of life's problems
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Damn fucking right
it's the only macho way to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Now I know what to get the manwife for christmas
Thanky Donkey! :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# waves penis in a blessing way
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# fucksocks
just paid a fortune for that hoping to look all manly like
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Lies
I bet you knock slices of bread over with your hands
Real men use chainsaws!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# this!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# THE BREAD IS ALREADY SLICED
THIS IS THE PRODUCT OF A GIRLY VERSION OF A SHADOW OF A MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# stop using caps-lock to sound macho
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# OH HOLY FUCK, YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T SAY I USE CAPS LOCK
IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN TWO YEARS, WHY DOES THIS HATESPEECH CONTINUE? THERE IS A NEW BLACK PRESIDENT AND YOUR INTOLERANCE STILL DOES NOT CEASE.

FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# NAGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# CAPSLOCK IS A WAY OF LIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# WAIT NO THATS WRONG.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE LITTLE FINGER ON THE SHIFT KEY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# LITTLE RIGHT HAND FINGER WORKOUT
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I WOULD USE BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY IF THE M AND O KEYS STILL DID THEIR THING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# You FRAUD
I can see you clearly typed the first post in a finger-on-the-shift kind of way, but then you got cocky and thought you'd outsmart us all by CAPSLOCKING the last one! I see through your thinly veiled disguises!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# CAPS LOCK'S FOR PUSSIES, REAL MEAN SHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ^this text is ripe for a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ALSO
REAL MEN TAKE IT UP THE ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I'm unable to wear that in Amsterdam
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# d'ya live in the dam?
it's acceptable in certain parts shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# yes
well jeah, but on one side you have the Islamic thug fucks who kick gays to shit, the other side me (who is a raging heterosexual) who doesn't like to be raped in the butt.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# bwahahaha
fair do's i guess. true too, holland feels less and less open-minded the more i hang around the Hague, it feels like i live in mini-morroco sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# maybe it got something to do with that fucked up peado/anti-freedom religion...
Tip:

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8105709395775858867



(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i reckon it might just.
can't watch the vid though, i'm at work and they fucking hate us having fun....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I HATE YOU ALL, YOU FUCKING SHITTY JOKESTEALERS
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=REAL+MEN+USE+THE+SHIFT+KEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Jesus, I'm not checking everyones log from 2007
I'll pay you one cookie for that joke
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# YOU'LL PAY ME MY MINIMUM FEE OF SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS.
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=MY+PINKIES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Why that's the best idea since...
since, oh I can't think of anything. It's good, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)