The manly man bread slicer/pusher


From the Macho Products challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)

yes!
edit: nice title edit :P
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)

no!

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)

maybe!

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)

I don't know

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

Can you repeat the question

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

you're not the boss of me now

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

please shut the door

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)

oh ok....

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

shut up woman!

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

ningles chap
nice name change!
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

ningles Dave
are you well?
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

as well as can be expected
when I have to bloody work for a living.

I'm thinking of building a pressure sensitive keyboard, so that the harder you type, the bigger/bolder/more capitalised your letters come out. It'd beat the old-fashioned shift key/caps lock idea - d'you reckon there'd be a market for it?
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

I don't think I'll show this to the beardedwife
it will give him ideas.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)

I actually want to do this....

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

CHEAT
Its already cut. Your manproduct does nothing.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

In your perfect 'woman world' it is!

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

It's a device for pushing slices over
or something.
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

this

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

WOAH THAT IS A MANLY BREADPUSHER I TAKE IT ALL BACK.

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

ha ha ha
because you're too manly to be able to move bread
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

Or when you get back from the shops
and discover your loaf's been squished at the bottom of the bag. What do you do?

Chainsaw.
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

Aaaha chainsaw
The cause of, and solution to, most of life's problems
(Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

Damn fucking right
it's the only macho way to do!
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

Now I know what to get the manwife for christmas
Thanky Donkey! :)
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

waves penis in a blessing way

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

fucksocks
just paid a fortune for that hoping to look all manly like
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

Lies
I bet you knock slices of bread over with your hands
Real men use chainsaws!
(Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

this!

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

THE BREAD IS ALREADY SLICED
THIS IS THE PRODUCT OF A GIRLY VERSION OF A SHADOW OF A MAN.
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

stop using caps-lock to sound macho

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

OH HOLY FUCK, YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T SAY I USE CAPS LOCK
IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN TWO YEARS, WHY DOES THIS HATESPEECH CONTINUE? THERE IS A NEW BLACK PRESIDENT AND YOUR INTOLERANCE STILL DOES NOT CEASE.

FUCK
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

NAGGER!

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)

CAPSLOCK IS A WAY OF LIFE.

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

WAIT NO THATS WRONG.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE LITTLE FINGER ON THE SHIFT KEY.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)

LITTLE RIGHT HAND FINGER WORKOUT

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

I WOULD USE BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY IF THE M AND O KEYS STILL DID THEIR THING

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

You FRAUD
I can see you clearly typed the first post in a finger-on-the-shift kind of way, but then you got cocky and thought you'd outsmart us all by CAPSLOCKING the last one! I see through your thinly veiled disguises!
(Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)

CAPS LOCK'S FOR PUSSIES, REAL MEAN SHIFT

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

^this text is ripe for a t-shirt

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

ALSO
REAL MEN TAKE IT UP THE ARSE
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

I'm unable to wear that in Amsterdam

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)

d'ya live in the dam?
it's acceptable in certain parts shirley?
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

yes
well jeah, but on one side you have the Islamic thug fucks who kick gays to shit, the other side me (who is a raging heterosexual) who doesn't like to be raped in the butt.
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

bwahahaha
fair do's i guess. true too, holland feels less and less open-minded the more i hang around the Hague, it feels like i live in mini-morroco sometimes.
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

maybe it got something to do with that fucked up peado/anti-freedom religion...
Tip:

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8105709395775858867


( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

i reckon it might just.
can't watch the vid though, i'm at work and they fucking hate us having fun....
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

I HATE YOU ALL, YOU FUCKING SHITTY JOKESTEALERS
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=REAL+MEN+USE+THE+SHIFT+KEY
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)

Jesus, I'm not checking everyones log from 2007
I'll pay you one cookie for that joke
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

YOU'LL PAY ME MY MINIMUM FEE OF SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS.
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=MY+PINKIES
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

Why that's the best idea since...
since, oh I can't think of anything. It's good, anyway.
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

FUCK YEAH

( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)