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[challenge entry] Bleee!

***Edited for James Martiness***

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(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!
NOT GARY RHODES! *BOKES*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# "Original Homemade Taste"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Urgh!
If it were that Cosmo pic of James Martin then all would be well. But Gary fuckin Rhodes?! I was most upset to find he filmed that butter advert in Watford and I wasn't around to punch him in his twat-hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I met him
James Martin - he is putting on a few lbs

(he did a charity thing at kids school, where local college gave kids cooking lessons over 2 terms and then he joined in on last day. nice bloke, good sense of humour too)
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# where does he put them?
he's already carrying more poundage than the bank of england
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# He has also pissed off whoever chooses the clothes he wears on Saturday Kitchen
as he's looked rotten 1 week out of every 4.

If he dresses himself and his girlfriend lets him out of the house looking like that then may god have mercy on his soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# she's a dancer though
she loves flamboyancy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Come to Old Trafford with me.
His season ticket seats are in my row.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *Starts to go off him unless the tickets are in the away end*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# haha. 'Fraid not.
But I am a Manc, I was born within a mile of the ground and I went to my first game in the season they were relegated to division 2 so I've seen some shit over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# You're a Manc.
In Manchester.
Supporting Manchester United.

FAKE!

Everyone knows ManU fans come from the Home Counties and people born in Manchester support City ;OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Take that back.
I've never supported them in my life, not even for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Not EVERYONE in the Home Counties supports Man U
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *settles back in her chair*
it goes

sheffield wednesday
donny knights
rangers if they're playing and not against sheffield wednesday


mixed media, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# rangers against sheff weds?
when the hell is that gonna happen?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea
I should also point out this is only if asked, as otherwise I have really no need to watch football.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# just most people
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Pffft HARD

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I'm from Salford love,
It was a city before Manchester and Old Trafford is in our side of Greater Manchester so its United in the West and City for the thieves and Drug dealers of East GM ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# would you like some more
baby gravy on your trifle miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# oh my word
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I used to have the biggest crush on him
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Seconded
love you
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *tacklesinagoodway*
you and I, we should go and have chips together.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Oh, and I like yours too
no favouritism here
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Fuck off with your charity.
:D only joshing. I love her drawings too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ooh yes
proper chips, with curry sauce. Preferably whilst staggering home along a windy seafront, with hip flasks full of vanilla vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# You can look after me the next day then
some b3tans can attest to my mad hangover skills.

SEAFRONT \o/ though. Excellent stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I stood in the sea and had a beer with some mates Monday. It was cold. Then I saw Cr3.
END.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I like your doodles :)
POST MORE, DAMN YOUR EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# ^^ Ultradefinitely this. Everything in your profile makes my smilegland swell with sickening juices.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Wrong person, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Just because I wasn't blessed with brains doesn't mean you have to point it out. Hroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# It's ok, you're such a pretty thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Gigglesnort!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# *holds out tissue* blow
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# *RASPBERRIES*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# indubiteyft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Er....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Aww,
Thanks guys!
Sorry, I'm mega lazytron. BUT I have Tssattsr cat to post tomorrow. In a BRAND NEW MEDIUM *!!*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# SHIT AND FEATHERS
*fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Did you make it from landmines?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# shitty feathery landmines
and tinned peach segments.
I'M LYING D:
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I wish you weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast for compo
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] and another
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
winner
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!!
Stick to the Flora Gary!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)