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***Edited for James Martiness***

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( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!
NOT GARY RHODES! *BOKES*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

"Original Homemade Taste"

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

Urgh!
If it were that Cosmo pic of James Martin then all would be well. But Gary fuckin Rhodes?! I was most upset to find he filmed that butter advert in Watford and I wasn't around to punch him in his twat-hole!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

I met him
James Martin - he is putting on a few lbs

(he did a charity thing at kids school, where local college gave kids cooking lessons over 2 terms and then he joined in on last day. nice bloke, good sense of humour too)
( Boff Redundant - just in time for xmas, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

where does he put them?
he's already carrying more poundage than the bank of england
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

He has also pissed off whoever chooses the clothes he wears on Saturday Kitchen
as he's looked rotten 1 week out of every 4.

If he dresses himself and his girlfriend lets him out of the house looking like that then may god have mercy on his soul.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

she's a dancer though
she loves flamboyancy
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

Come to Old Trafford with me.
His season ticket seats are in my row.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

*Starts to go off him unless the tickets are in the away end*

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

haha. 'Fraid not.
But I am a Manc, I was born within a mile of the ground and I went to my first game in the season they were relegated to division 2 so I've seen some shit over the years.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

You're a Manc.
In Manchester.
Supporting Manchester United.

FAKE!

Everyone knows ManU fans come from the Home Counties and people born in Manchester support City ;OD
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

Take that back.
I've never supported them in my life, not even for a second.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

Not EVERYONE in the Home Counties supports Man U
of course.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

*settles back in her chair*
it goes

sheffield wednesday
donny knights
rangers if they're playing and not against sheffield wednesday


mixed media, of course.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

rangers against sheff weds?
when the hell is that gonna happen?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

I have absolutely no idea
I should also point out this is only if asked, as otherwise I have really no need to watch football.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

just most people

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

Pffft HARD

( namdrah The cat whisperer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

I'm from Salford love,
It was a city before Manchester and Old Trafford is in our side of Greater Manchester so its United in the West and City for the thieves and Drug dealers of East GM ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

*bokes*

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

would you like some more
baby gravy on your trifle miss?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

oh my word

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

I used to have the biggest crush on him
woo
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

Seconded
love you
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

*tacklesinagoodway*
you and I, we should go and have chips together.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

Oh, and I like yours too
no favouritism here
( Zumf occasionally, there are zombies., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

Fuck off with your charity.
:D only joshing. I love her drawings too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

ooh yes
proper chips, with curry sauce. Preferably whilst staggering home along a windy seafront, with hip flasks full of vanilla vodka.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

You can look after me the next day then
some b3tans can attest to my mad hangover skills.

SEAFRONT \o/ though. Excellent stuff.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

I stood in the sea and had a beer with some mates Monday. It was cold. Then I saw Cr3.
END.
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

I like your doodles :)
POST MORE, DAMN YOUR EYES!
( Zumf occasionally, there are zombies., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

^^ Ultradefinitely this. Everything in your profile makes my smilegland swell with sickening juices.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

Wrong person, silly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

Just because I wasn't blessed with brains doesn't mean you have to point it out. Hroom!

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

It's ok, you're such a pretty thing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Gigglesnort!

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

*holds out tissue* blow

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

*RASPBERRIES*

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

indubiteyft

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Er....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

Aww,
Thanks guys!
Sorry, I'm mega lazytron. BUT I have Tssattsr cat to post tomorrow. In a BRAND NEW MEDIUM *!!*
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

SHIT AND FEATHERS
*fingers crossed*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

Did you make it from landmines?

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

shitty feathery landmines
and tinned peach segments.
I'M LYING D:
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)

I wish you weren't.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)

pearoast for compo

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

and another

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

hahahahahahaha
winner
(boris the spider, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Sweet Jesus!!
Stick to the Flora Gary!
(Q4nobody.co.uk, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)