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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

The news always reports this story when i'm eating my tea

They're all so ugly, it really puts me off my food

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)

i want to know

what happened to her eyes?

she looks like she gets permanently abused...

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

let's hope so

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

eye rape

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

It's a Northern thing

it comes from keeping coal in the bath and using thick crockery...

*runs for the "soft southern shite" bunker*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

im northern!

and i do NOT look like an abuse victim!

its people like her that us give northerners a bad name

*drinks Newcastle brown ale, collects dole, punches Sharon Matthews in the face, dons flat-cap"

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)

HaHaHaHaHa.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

At least The Scum chooses pretty blonde children to report on

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Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

you're nawty

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

But depressingly accurate.

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Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

yes

that too... and astute

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)

All i'm saying

is that TV is for beautiful people only

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)

I beg to differ

I flick through the telly box and it's the most bland and depressingly unattractive people imaginable ... blurgh

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)

that was the fridge, not the telly

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)

oh yeah

... bloody cast from Eastenders in my bloody fridge again... I've told them!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

You're quite right

which is why my tv is used for watching DVDs, playing XBOX360 and watching Heroes/Have I got news for you/Topgear.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

\o/

I miss my seXboX sometimes...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)

It's my sexbox

and her name's sorny

(Family Guy FTW)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)

hehehe

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Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

Bernard Matthews turkeys where tasty

Sharon Matthews is not

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

Chicken Drummers ftw!

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Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

twizzlers

sheerly?

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

I fancy Shannon Matthew's mum

Have this to say sorry for the above comment and because I'm a complete attention-whore:

CFB

From my picture here.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

*points*

Everyone look at the attention whore and judge him!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)

;-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)