Mornin' Bootifal


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( yanmania... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473878, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

The news always reports this story when i'm eating my tea
They're all so ugly, it really puts me off my food
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)

i want to know
what happened to her eyes?

she looks like she gets permanently abused...
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

let's hope so

( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

eye rape

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

It's a Northern thing
it comes from keeping coal in the bath and using thick crockery...

*runs for the "soft southern shite" bunker*
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

im northern!
and i do NOT look like an abuse victim!

its people like her that us give northerners a bad name

*drinks Newcastle brown ale, collects dole, punches Sharon Matthews in the face, dons flat-cap"
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)

:D

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)

HaHaHaHaHa.

(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

At least The Scum chooses pretty blonde children to report on

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

you're nawty

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

But depressingly accurate.

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

yes
that too... and astute
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)

All i'm saying
is that TV is for beautiful people only
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)

I beg to differ
I flick through the telly box and it's the most bland and depressingly unattractive people imaginable ... blurgh
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)

that was the fridge, not the telly

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)

oh yeah
... bloody cast from Eastenders in my bloody fridge again... I've told them!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

You're quite right
which is why my tv is used for watching DVDs, playing XBOX360 and watching Heroes/Have I got news for you/Topgear.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

\o/
I miss my seXboX sometimes...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)

It's my sexbox
and her name's sorny

(Family Guy FTW)
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)

hehehe

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

Bernard Matthews turkeys where tasty
Sharon Matthews is not
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

Chicken Drummers ftw!

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

twizzlers
sheerly?
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

I fancy Shannon Matthew's mum
Have this to say sorry for the above comment, and because I'm a complete attention-whore:



CFB

From my picture here.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

*points*
Everyone look at the attention whore and judge him!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)

;-)





( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)