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# The news always reports this story when i'm eating my tea
They're all so ugly, it really puts me off my food
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# i want to know
what happened to her eyes?

she looks like she gets permanently abused...

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# let's hope so
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# eye rape
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# It's a Northern thing
it comes from keeping coal in the bath and using thick crockery...

*runs for the "soft southern shite" bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# im northern!
and i do NOT look like an abuse victim!

its people like her that us give northerners a bad name

*drinks Newcastle brown ale, collects dole, punches Sharon Matthews in the face, dons flat-cap"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# At least The Scum chooses pretty blonde children to report on
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# you're nawty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# But depressingly accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# yes
that too... and astute
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# All i'm saying
is that TV is for beautiful people only
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I beg to differ
I flick through the telly box and it's the most bland and depressingly unattractive people imaginable ... blurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# that was the fridge, not the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# oh yeah
... bloody cast from Eastenders in my bloody fridge again... I've told them!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# You're quite right
which is why my tv is used for watching DVDs, playing XBOX360 and watching Heroes/Have I got news for you/Topgear.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# \o/
I miss my seXboX sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# It's my sexbox
and her name's sorny

(Family Guy FTW)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)