Two outcomes, one inevitability


Thanks to The Great Architect for blah blah blah...

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( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)

hahaha!
Nice dvd selections.
( Mstandot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

ha ha ha...
In other news

R I P
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

he's dead?
buggering shit.
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)

Now there's a thought?

( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

Who?

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

varney the vampire
victorian penny-dreadful serial
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

I GOT YOU BUTLER!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

^ Knob

( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

Sorry fella :D

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

No... I meant Blakey is a knob - not you..

* Although second thoughts..... Pfftttt...
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

hehehe
Ning Red.
( Mstandot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

Ning Stan!
How do? I don't suppose you have even played the Aaaah! Real Monsters ROM for the Genesis have you?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

I haven't, no.
is it good?
Or are you stuck?
( Mstandot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

Yeah,
I can't jump high enough to get past the first level :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

I shall investigate later.
I have to knock a few off in the kitchen now.
(tiles).
( Mstandot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

I thiunk I might have - what's up...?
edit - ah - wait - no - no I haven't
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

did that get hastley edited from warney in the time that I was googling the news or can i not read?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

all true,for shame

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

ha ha ha DVDLOLZ
Still Game is one of my favorite things to see on the telly box -- it's awesomeness distilled.

also - controversially perhaps - I've never found Last of teh summer wine remotely amusing
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

i disagree,respectfully do i

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

well - there's no accounting for wrong
... it tickles me consistently.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

the thought of old people being rude and unseemly does it for some people
if you liven in glasgow you'd know it was really a documentary
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)

meh - it's a bit tame but I like it more for that
... I also loved chewin' the fat.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

responsible for one of the greatest sketches ever...
the pub singalong entitled 'If it wasn't for the 16 bottles of milk on your door, then we'd never know you were dead'
/or something very similar - only caught it the once, and have never found it again, even on youtube.
( The Great Architect, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

I liked the bloke who whistled when there was an S in the word,
odereing a chinese!
( Mstandot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

try this
www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewinthefat/jack_and_victor/singalong.shtml
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

yeah - it's in there
:D
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

oh you star :)
I loved that. So simple, but very funny
( The Great Architect, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

no danger :)

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

I DID seriously love chewing the fat,partly because it filled my life with so many catchphrases
'Gonnae nae dae that...'
''ow?'
'jist...gonnae nae..'
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

Still Game is indeed fantastic

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

He's after our tennis jobs!
woo:)
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

Arf!
As posted at the time - sadly no TGA banners to work with...


( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

doesn't he have a square mouth
... that'll be the lorne sausage!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

Nice!
I knew someone would've done this already!
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

I think my personal favourite was Alain Baxter...
who went from British Winter Olympic hero to Scottish drugs cheat in a heartbeat...

Nicely interpreted in your post though - some good tabloid headline action.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

It's all true I tells ya!

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)

ha ha

( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

truth.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

:D
"Why Henman was better" is the best part of that. hahaha
(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)