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From the Recreating Album Covers challenge. See all 221 entries (closed)

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

Someone needs to learn to read.
You do.

Edit: Quick, un-compo it before..... It's..... too..... late.

(may already be)
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

Nice as that is, chief, it doesn't really fit.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

And this fits the compo how?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)

with the regular expression, "*album cover*photoshop*"
:P
( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

Que?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

sorry. geek attack
Regular expressions are pattern matching algorithms - the one above reads as "any text followed by 'album cover', followed by any text, followed by 'photoshop', followed by any text"

See also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regular_expression
( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)

(has PERL withdrawl)
I do
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

I'm now waiting for someone to tell me
that my regexp is wrong - which it is, but there's so many different flavours I really couldn't be arsed and I thought most people would understand the asterisk wildcard
( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)

[INSERT RULES-RELATED INSULT HERE]

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)

[INSERT ANTI-AUTHORITIVE RETORT HERE]

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

[BONER JOKE]

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

[INSERT AGREEMENT HERE]

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

You're such a fucking pander monkey! ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

I AM NOT A PANDA MONKEY
Although such a creature would be ace
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

[Agrees]
Oh!...wait...
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

[INSERT COMMENT ABOUT SHOES HERE]

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)

[INSERT IRRELEVANT COMMENT ABOUT OCTOPI HERE]

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

Chris Moyles drowning

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)

You been looking in on my dreams again?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

I nearly checked BBC News then
I had me hopes up and everything
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

he would just float
due to inflated ego and all that hot air
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

Can we cunt him in the fuck, Sir?

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)

you would loose your foot in his flab

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)

As I got to 'foot'
I thought "I hope this sentence doesn't end with 'cunt'...
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

if by cunt, you mean mouth
then yes kick him hard in the cunt
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)

best news all day

( elvisweathercock, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

and i quote
"Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover. Photoshopping album covers doesn't count".
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

Lo Thor!
How goes it?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

'lo sushi
it goes fine, still no b3tas at work, i log on here and go straight into rules nazi mode.

ho hum, hows you, good i hope.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)

Ha ha ha!
I am grand, I have been having muchos fun with this compo :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)

I tried...
to warn him/her.

(sobs quietly)
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)

I have a swiming pool in me living room and took this snap earlier you crabby arse biscuits.
;-)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

its a fucking stupid idea to have a swimming pool in your lounge
what if you drop the remote and where will the rug go?
did you also fist someone to death to get the picture?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)

hmm
I have never fisted anybody to death or otherwise and fyi my remote is wrapped in a Netto bag at all times for that very reason, so parp!
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)

another?
I'm sure I've got a single by Barrymore called "Fisting By The Pool", but then who knows......?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)

haha
if it had been an album i'd have bought it
( elvisweathercock, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)