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[challenge entry] Grunge

From the Recreating Album Covers challenge. See all 219 entries (closed)

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Someone needs to learn to read.
You do.

Edit: Quick, un-compo it before..... It's..... too..... late.

(may already be)
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Nice as that is, chief, it doesn't really fit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# And this fits the compo how?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# with the regular expression, "*album cover*photoshop*"
:P
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# sorry. geek attack
Regular expressions are pattern matching algorithms - the one above reads as "any text followed by 'album cover', followed by any text, followed by 'photoshop', followed by any text"

See also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regular_expression
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# (has PERL withdrawl)
I do
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I'm now waiting for someone to tell me
that my regexp is wrong - which it is, but there's so many different flavours I really couldn't be arsed and I thought most people would understand the asterisk wildcard
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# [INSERT RULES-RELATED INSULT HERE]
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# [INSERT ANTI-AUTHORITIVE RETORT HERE]
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# [BONER JOKE]
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# [INSERT AGREEMENT HERE]
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You're such a fucking pander monkey! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I AM NOT A PANDA MONKEY
Although such a creature would be ace
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# [Agrees]
Oh!...wait...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# [INSERT COMMENT ABOUT SHOES HERE]
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# [INSERT IRRELEVANT COMMENT ABOUT OCTOPI HERE]
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Chris Moyles drowning
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You been looking in on my dreams again?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I nearly checked BBC News then
I had me hopes up and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# he would just float
due to inflated ego and all that hot air
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Can we cunt him in the fuck, Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# you would loose your foot in his flab
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# As I got to 'foot'
I thought "I hope this sentence doesn't end with 'cunt'...
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# if by cunt, you mean mouth
then yes kick him hard in the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# best news all day
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# and i quote
"Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover. Photoshopping album covers doesn't count".
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Lo Thor!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# 'lo sushi
it goes fine, still no b3tas at work, i log on here and go straight into rules nazi mode.

ho hum, hows you, good i hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am grand, I have been having muchos fun with this compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I tried...
to warn him/her.

(sobs quietly)
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I have a swiming pool in me living room and took this snap earlier you crabby arse biscuits.
;-)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# its a fucking stupid idea to have a swimming pool in your lounge
what if you drop the remote and where will the rug go?
did you also fist someone to death to get the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# hmm
I have never fisted anybody to death or otherwise and fyi my remote is wrapped in a Netto bag at all times for that very reason, so parp!
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# another?
I'm sure I've got a single by Barrymore called "Fisting By The Pool", but then who knows......?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# haha
if it had been an album i'd have bought it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)