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de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# HA
*buys 500*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
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*Offers to buy for twice the price*
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# But you can still see out of the sides, these need more design refinement.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# what the image doesn't show is the needles
that pierce the eyes rendering the wearer safely blind for the rest of his/her life
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# You probably shouldn't specify that feature
on the package. It might deter those who'd planned to buy several pairs for various occasions. :)
(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Oh good grief
Woo to the image
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I have just eaten the cheese of the devil
Beaufort is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# They can double up as nooby tuesday anti fail goggles too!!


Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Haha
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses "designed to help you develop a relaxed attitude to danger."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Think of the filters . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I would force the meddling do-gooder to wear them
whilst I and the rest of the free world enjoyed the freedom of speech and comedy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I see what you mean . . . and visa versa . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
While reading the article, I was actually prepared to say, "Well, I suppose I understand the firing, since they're social workers and all..."

But then I saw the offending image, and all was forgiven. Hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Ha brilliant
A very worthy FP
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I'm a little stunned by it
first someone tattoos my HappyToast logo on their leg, now this, what a Monday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I can't find in the article,
the bit where it says the Daily Mail disapproved of the image or the bit where the Mail reported the employees to their bosses or the part where the daily Mail asked for them to be sacked or sacked them. I can only find a factual report of what happened, am I missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# yes, the fact that this is a bit of fun and not a legally binding document
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# No silly, I hadn't missed the fact
that this is B3ta, I just regret the number of times I see sloppy attacks on various sections of our society on here dressed up as humour, including the concept of this particular challenge. Within the constraints of the challenge you actually performed above average, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# How can they publish the image on a public website that may be seen by THE VERY CHILDREN THEY ARE TRYING TO PROTECT!!!!!????????????
The Daily Mail that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# They are 'forwarding' the image to everyone, not just internally by e-mail.
What the flipping krankie are we to make of this? Has it really gotten to this stage?

Send in the tanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Absolutely OUTRAGEOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Unbelieveable story. It must be some sort of joke, surely.
They must be pissing themselves at the DM.

I have written in:

"Oh great, thanks Daily Mail! I was just reading this appalling news story, and then at the bottom of the page is the very sick image that got these people sacked.

Thanks a lot. I'll be the next one looking for work now."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I had a brief look at the comments on the DM page
to confirm it's reality. Oh my.

With unfettered satire like that they're gonna do us all out of a job :(
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# brilliant
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# What a bloody load of nonsense.
Wasn't the image done be a b3tard? I think he should write into the Daily Mail and complain that he's now suffering for depression due to the extreme guilt of being the cause for people losing their jobs, and he's now seeking compensation from the council involved.

Make it happen!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)