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# long time viewer, first time poster
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# That is terribly huge filesize wise sir!
100kb is the limit for static images.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# i know!
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend
also do not delete / post this again resized in a new thread but edit your original post
edit : WOW FIRST POST AND FRONT PAGED!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# it would have been 52k as a gif
edit : see?
www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/copy_of_image20.gif
it is woo dave if you change the image bit in your tag to this gif version everyone will love you more
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# you can do eet!
hello dave?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I think he is wallowing in a gin
sump, malooning about past transgressions, as I normally would at this time of night, but I thought I would give my liver a rest.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# well, there u have it
so much fun just under half a meg
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# You're clogging the tubes!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Good joke though.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# lully
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# ...sarcasmometer reading 1.21 gigasarcs...
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Your sarcasmometer is way off,
I don't give a shit about the filesize, I think it's a clever idea :D
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# *bangs sarcasmometer*
Oh, you're right - sorry - I must get that recalibrated...
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# "calibrate the sarcasmometer"
yup..

ephemism

wanking
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# ooooh a sarcasmometer...
that's a REAL useful invention.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Climbing...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# 1 grimsby landmark invitation
who could ask for more
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# heh
nice
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Naughty Noob
You can't have been a long time viewer of the board because you don't know about filesizes and ting.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# what the fuck?
grimsby landmark request?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# yeah, now i want one too!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# let's grimsby!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Haha - that is ace!
I clicketh 'i like this' with great glee
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# This is amusing
but too large. If you are a long time lurker then you haven't been paying attention.

Go and sit in the corner and think about what you have done.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Don't listen to them
This is a winner!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Having only recently got into this whole FB thing
This really strikes a chord with me.

Fucking annoying application requests...all the bloody time! Arrghhh.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# ^this. And the huge *also join this application* when you're desperately trying to find the extremely tiny 'skip' button
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# LOL
win :))
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# This is great :) welcome aboard new person :)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# you win
at life
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Fucking. Brilliant.
That is all.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# That was what I was going to say!
Utterly fantastic then.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Of course
all those requests are from you...
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Sweet.
:D
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Love it!
I hope you don't mind me trying a song version.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# ^^^ THIS
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 6:09, archived)
# ^^^
This.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# What colour matching algorithm did you use for
9, 7, 6, 5 and 3?

Woosome Sir.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# excellent!
lol i love it

edit: above post was referring to moistness's version of the image
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS
This is just top class, sir!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# hahah
ace
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# filesize bores
i love this very very much
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# that's what my facebook is like
on a daily basis and why i never use the bloody thing
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
# thanks guys
i've fixed the filesize, and it's now a gif file weighing in at 98 kilobytes.

first post on the first page, rather pleased with that - hopefully it's the shape of things to come!

still getting used to the interface of the site, and the etiquette too it seems lol, already very familiar with the brand of humour though. love it.

thanks again b3tans!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)