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# long time viewer, first time poster
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# That is terribly huge filesize wise sir!
100kb is the limit for static images.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# i know!
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend
also do not delete / post this again resized in a new thread but edit your original post
edit : WOW FIRST POST AND FRONT PAGED!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# it would have been 52k as a gif
edit : see?
www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/copy_of_image20.gif
it is woo dave if you change the image bit in your tag to this gif version everyone will love you more
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# you can do eet!
hello dave?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I think he is wallowing in a gin
sump, malooning about past transgressions, as I normally would at this time of night, but I thought I would give my liver a rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# well, there u have it
so much fun just under half a meg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# You're clogging the tubes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Good joke though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# ...sarcasmometer reading 1.21 gigasarcs...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Your sarcasmometer is way off,
I don't give a shit about the filesize, I think it's a clever idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# *bangs sarcasmometer*
Oh, you're right - sorry - I must get that recalibrated...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# "calibrate the sarcasmometer"
yup..

ephemism

wanking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# ooooh a sarcasmometer...
that's a REAL useful invention.
(gtfomh, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Climbing...
(Baliame still inventing a signature since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# 1 grimsby landmark invitation
who could ask for more
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# heh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Naughty Noob
You can't have been a long time viewer of the board because you don't know about filesizes and ting.


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# what the fuck?
grimsby landmark request?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# yeah, now i want one too!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# let's grimsby!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Haha - that is ace!
I clicketh 'i like this' with great glee
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# This is amusing
but too large. If you are a long time lurker then you haven't been paying attention.

Go and sit in the corner and think about what you have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Don't listen to them
This is a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Having only recently got into this whole FB thing
This really strikes a chord with me.

Fucking annoying application requests...all the bloody time! Arrghhh.
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# ^this. And the huge *also join this application* when you're desperately trying to find the extremely tiny 'skip' button
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# LOL
win :))
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# This is great :) welcome aboard new person :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# you win
at life
(Kierz, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Fucking. Brilliant.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# That was what I was going to say!
Utterly fantastic then.
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Of course
all those requests are from you...
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Sweet.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Love it!
I hope you don't mind me trying a song version.

(moistness, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# ^^^ THIS
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 6:09, archived)
# ^^^
This.
(Cohen the Bavarian, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# What colour matching algorithm did you use for
9, 7, 6, 5 and 3?

Woosome Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# excellent!
lol i love it

edit: above post was referring to moistness's version of the image
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS
This is just top class, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# hahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# filesize bores
i love this very very much
(I helped save b3ta! Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# that's what my facebook is like
on a daily basis and why i never use the bloody thing
(william_shatner, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
# thanks guys
i've fixed the filesize, and it's now a gif file weighing in at 98 kilobytes.

first post on the first page, rather pleased with that - hopefully it's the shape of things to come!

still getting used to the interface of the site, and the etiquette too it seems lol, already very familiar with the brand of humour though. love it.

thanks again b3tans!
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)