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From the Oliver Postgate challenge. See all 136 entries (closed)
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44,
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says you!(
KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51,
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WHo you calling a cunt?*may be confused*
Lo Crumpet! How do?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51,
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you, you facking cunt.i'm dandy, went clothes shopping, well needed trousers, found a lovely pair and a nice belt and big fuck off cocktail ring and expected to pay £30 for the lot, the woman rang it all up and it came to £17.24. i was well fucking pleased.
and i have a nice new false last effect mascara..proper posh and all that.
i'm a right fucking girl aren't i? well apart from the cock.
hows you gorgeous? ear ok?
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KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:08,
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Sounds awesome!Yeah, ears ok. I saw the doctor today and he is pretty sure he knows what it is now.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:23,
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barking toad?(
KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24,
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Arf.No, it is called Sensory Neural Hearing Loss I think. Basically means my nerves to my ear have stopped working.
Doc says that there is nothing they can do, but I think he is lying. I pointed out that they could just cut my skull open and use some electrical tape to reattach them innit!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37,
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So, does that mean you are totally deaf in that ear?Or is it only partial hearing loss?
/half deaf
/half blind
/thank God I'm good looking
//snort!
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Shazzoir As seen in the '80's, but 30 years older..., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:04,
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yes please?(
KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27,
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There is a vial on it's way to you now!(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37,
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gay mince?(
KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27,
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeee . . .(
Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:52,
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*edit for better* Hard to adapt to a post-Postgate world...
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Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53,
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It just keeps on going!!Wooooo!
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53,
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he chugged a 40 ouncechugged, geddit? huh? huh?
*crickets*
*tumbleweed*
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:58,
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I reckon you should choooooooose a funnier joke next time.Chooooooooose! See what I did there? Like Chooo Chooo, the sound a train makes!
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:01,
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I'm thinking of constructing my very own tumbleweed for shit jokes at the office. Any time I hear one, I'll just lob it by the offender.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:03,
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piss de cah piss de cah piss de cah piss de cah.(
riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53,
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