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[challenge entry] Noone realised how misunderstood he felt deep inside...

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(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Bela Blair???.......Tony Lugosi????
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# rather jokerish
i'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Nah, that'd be Cherie
"Want to know how I got this mouth?"
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely!
Here's a quick one for teh compo:
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# not shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# COR!
Would X1000

Click

Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Arse weighs 200.............SHE weighs 220
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I do love it when all the skinny little yank girls call her fat.
(they do a lot on messageboards)

*mixalots*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# oh come on Cap'n.
She is a bit of a chubster. That's not any form of critique. She just is a big 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I happen to think that she's a perfectly normal sized woman
she's got hips and tits and an arse because that's how we're designed.

*shrugs* It's the size I am, now, a 12-14. I couldn't be happier. I know some people like women with the bodies of young boys, but those people tend to be... well, not in my vicinity.


I'd wager that she's a perfectly healthy weight for her height- I am, according to my doctor.

edit: you know, any time you want to come back with something, it's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Bah.
Curves is GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Oh you don't have to convince me
I've never had any problem pulling. My underdeveloped friends have, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# You're feckin' lovely, pickle.
Let no-one ever say different, or I'll slit 'em up a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# :D I'm happy, love.
Right, meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# ^This
x 100 million percent
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# its ok for black people and latinas
i love a proper round ass :)

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I'll tell them you've approved it.
I know we were all holding our breaths.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Thank god someone said it,
We were all thinking it, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I've nothing to come back with.
I made a statement of fact and as usual you turn it into me seemingly attacking fat people and you defending them. I get a bit tired of that.

Thandie Newton is a normal sized woman ( and fucking gorgeous ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# What?
She isn't fat at all, she's curvy, but there's a HUGE difference.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I did not call her fat.
I called her a chubster. She is a large, chubby woman and there is no denying this.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# No denying it
except by pointing that it's blatantly bollocks.

Call me a pedant, like.
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I cannot lie
:)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# would
do
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I'll put my name down
for a go on that.
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I have
would
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Gene Hunt!
(__, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# :)


Click for bigger (176 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Genesis P-orridge?
or at least that's who it reminds me of...
Very good!
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)