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[challenge entry] Gourmet cat likes his roly-poly custard hot and freshly killed


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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
This yam all the lullys!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# "Come here you fucking delicious custard"
I've got no inspiration today plus it's friday and I don't know what to do this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# start with then end and work backwards
... who do you want to wake up next to tomorrow morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I would say a horse's head
But that would involve pissing off the mafia and I don't know any mafia types
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I may venture out to a pub/club
First time in around 4 years though :O

Even then I cant have any alcohol and all my previous experiences with clubbing have involved copious amounts of alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# !
well then - make sure you go with friends and make sure you have a good time... take a few risks, wear a kilt!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# What are these "friends" you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# they're similar to board friends but they have physical form
and make noises to communicate rather than - you know - text
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# some of them have really great T Shirts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I had some of them once!
Lost 1/2 of them when I went a little crazy and the other 1/2 to online gaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# This is part true
I did lose some of my friends to online gaming, others moved away after they finished university and I lost touch with some more following a serious car accident when I was pretty much housebound for 18 months

But none of you really wanted to know that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# well - calculate the ratio of distance to likelyhood to come out
and slect friends on that basis... it's never too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# go naked
you'll make some
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahhahahahah, awesomeness!
hot custard on jam rolypoly FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# custad is the only thing which turns my stomach
hate the stuff - urgh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# loveliness!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)