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[challenge entry] meat....

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(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# :o
I'm never eating that stuff again!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# lovin the ham
mmm...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# 'love' ham...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# If that is Slopped..
It is bloody well done!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
#


:p
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Don't do this again.
It took me ages finding all those proxies to make coffee win the last one.


edit::// foiled into revealing my subterfuge by a ruse.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Hahaha..
I tried that too.. gave up when PG started throwing a fit :p

EDIT: and on that, g'night :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# g'night from me too.
1 last film to upload and then bed I think. To watch a film ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Tea
but as I'm listening to Blur - Coffee & TV it has to be coffee.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# ahahah!
*coffee meets monitor*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Coffee! At this hour? You'll never sleep!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I always finish the night on coffee
admittedly with a huge slug of whisky in it but hey.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I wasnt asking you! ;)
I need to have less tea, only 4 cups today, but thats probably why I have trouble sleeping my 7+ cups a day
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# urrg
tea!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# >:(
I dont want to get into a coffee - tea argument right now

What's better?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar


OH FUCK THIS IS CLOSE!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# don't know off hand
and coffee is also few and far between. I am a beer and wine man in the majority ( but I do like a port and brandy most nights )
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I drink lots of tea, lots and lots and lots
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Me too..
Twinnings 'Everyday'.. gone through two bulk bags in as many months
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# We've gone through 2 80 packs in as many weeks
and there is only 2 of us who drink it in the house
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Ulp.. I just checked the bag in the kitchen...
2x 320 bags in under two months.. and it's just ME who drinks it.

No wonder I need a tooth whitening kit!

EDIT: brb.. gone t'put kettle on
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Mine need whitening.... I blame it on the tea!
Thats about the same rate as me tho I think

Tea FTW!!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I don't take sugar though.
So, it's all good fluid in-take (I can piss for Britain)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I take 2....I should really try to cut back....
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Same mug all day? (great flavour build up)
Or a heap of washing up (if you are posh enough to own that many cups?)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Same mug past week
Rinse every now and again
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# In one of past jobs, I knew a guy who didn't wash his mugs for over a month at a time..
I wouldn't mind, but it was one of them soft plastic ones!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Thats quite bad!
Ive got 3 mugs on my desk, Ive only been using one, Im just too lazy to take the others downstairs and clean them
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# i really want tea now
only got bloody decaf, what's the point?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Get out,
Why would you buy that shit!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# this
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# girlfriends.....
peh!
(edit): it's either the decaf or a selection of utterly terrible "fruit" teas! which is worse?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Cunt
Fuck
in
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# thanks for the instructions.
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# don't lie, you're a meths drinker and you know it
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# coffee sweets
fucking disgusting!

only worse food I've eaten was hedgehog flavoured crisps back in the early 80s
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# this is very true
sleeps needed, work on the morrow...argh!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Haha....work! :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# yeah...work?
that's for people who like money and stuff and food.
loosers! ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I like money stuff and food
But Im still learning things
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# haha...learning
that's for people who like knowledge and information and facts...
cleverers.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Or people who thought they wanted a job, but after 4 years of learndeding they realise they dont want one yet
and want to dick about in forrin cuntrees
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# oh you mean
skivers?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# No I'll still have my fancy MEng to flash about
but no meaningful job to use it with....so yes :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# oh, i like dikun around in abroads places
currently tryin to get over to cambodias.
can i get a grant?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# No I needz mai munnez 2 go 2 skandinaveeya in da summerz
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# We have a villa in Malta. Can you
clean pools? ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Yes
I'd do that!

As long as I could bring a friend
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I don't go. My parents ,
My sister, her kids, my Mrs and the boy usually go in summer and I get some sailing in. Trust me. You'd rather work on a Nazi Kibbutz than have my old man treat you like his house-boy.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Cant you cunt them in the fuck and give me the keys for the summer? :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# would he keep me in the basement?
and bum me up and stuff?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# i'll clean poos
to stay in a villa in malta
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# \o/
Poor baby!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHHH FUCK YEAH
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# This cheered me up
ive added billy bear meat to my shopping list
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# been done i think
still good though
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# danmit
I knew it was too obvious to have been unbindun.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I looked, it hasnt
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# well not in this competition
might even have been an animated gif.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Oh ok then
I retract my previous statement
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# i could be wrong
best to let it be f.p'd and let the people decide. i'm fair like that.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# It's the sinister look in the middle frame that makes it
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# well if it has bindun before, compo or no.....
i'm sowwy for le mindpiss.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# ive seen it before
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# It has bindun and it has been fp'd
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I had this front paged way back in 2005
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Yeah
I recall it -- pearoast for compo now!

Well done.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Yeah it has been done, but a bit differently, and not for this compo.
This is still good.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Excellent stuff
:-)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Spamface the bear!
Ees what my flatmates and I call it!

(First post. Last post?)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)