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[challenge entry] Sorry...

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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# 'boke'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# No.
Just no.

*Edit* Better.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Because no.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# hahahahahahah
awesome :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Bleurgh
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Watch it backwards.
He fills himself with broken glass and shits out a jar.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
that would involve too much video editing of a naked man putting a jar up his bottom for my liking

its already borked my brain once
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
But not sure I can face watching it again.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# is this from 2 girls one cup?
ive never seen it before.

was the post the other day with the 2 women it also it?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# it's "1 guy 1 jar"
don't watch it
(Peter_G, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I imagine this is good advice
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# how do you know it's a guy?
HUH?
HUH?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Here
www.thatsphucked.com/post/2009/01/Jar-Squater.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# no fucking way am i going to click that
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I wouldn't


and while you are there check out 2 kids in a sandbox
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# You can safely go with
this link instead, then.

SFW (yes, that's right, SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# fuck
now i have a pathological fear of anything linked from b3ta.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# As you should my friend
, as you should.
(Peter_G, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# It's basically this:
A naked guy shoves a jar up his arse, it breaks, he bleeds, he try to get the glass out, in the end I think he dies.
(Peter_G, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# what did he expect to happen when he shoved glass up himself?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Jam jars are normally quite tough
He must have a pretty powerful ass to crush one.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# you would've thought he'd tested these things before he decided to record the act.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I always assumed it was a pint glass.
They'd break more easily.

I'm not willing to go back and look again to check, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# It was a jam jar
When it breaks the top falls off with the lid still on it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Haha. Oh dear.
Eew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Not cool.
(Peter_G, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
i appreciate this isn't technically NSFW, but it does make my stomach heave to look at. as a humble request: could you link it for the sake of my stomach?

edit: you're a star :D
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Alright, you big girl
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# thank you
you've no idea how happy i feel not having to see that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# cheers for that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# noooooooooooo
still too much even like this
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# NO NO NO
ban this sick food filth
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# NO!
Ragu is worse than this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# This was singularly the most disturbing thing I've seen in years,
and it was in a feckin newsletter with no warnings ffs, something I'm still bloody annoyed about.

Apparently site moderation doesn't reach that far, just on the mainboard for willies...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# you mean this newsletter?
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue358/

can you actually read?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# to be fair it sounds far more horrible then 99 percent of things which are simply labelled as NSFW.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# this is true
but it's hardly "no warnings." you can get fed up of folk unfairly bitching about every little thing that the b3rghof does or don't do
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Was changed later darling, due us 'bitching' folk...
and even so NSFW doesn't cover it for me, NSFW is willies, not some bloke bloodily shitting out his own intestines, if shocksites aren't allowed on Links why is this kinda shit allowed in the newsletter?

Also, fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# funny that
because the one that arrived in my inbox is exactly the same as the one online

fair enough about the NSFW though, i agree it could have been a bit more OH MY GOD YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS

edit: changed my mind, i don't call bullshit. perhaps there is some way you got sent a different version to me. can anyone else back wil up?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# My e-mail has the warning too.
Is the newsletter posted on /board before being e-mailed out? Maybe the complaints were in the thread and hurried editing performed before sending it out
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# this is possible
sorry wil, i had a bit of a kneejerk grump and just assumed you'd not read the text before clicking
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# What are you doing?
This is b3ta, stop being reasonable. We'll have none of that here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# you're right, you know
C'MERE WIL, I'M GONNA SHOVE A GLASS JAR UP YER BUM (NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# how long is it?
did you sit there in shock for 5 minutes watching him bleed and such?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# unrelated, but I just had an idea...
mario and sonic at the olympic games
mario and sonic at the winter olympic games
there's something missing...
mario and sonic at the paralympic games.
(venort apparently exists, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# that is right
Ragu is shit, just make the sauce, it is easy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# No
No
No
Anything that reminds me of that is not a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ewwww.....
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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 8:13, archived)