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[challenge entry] Pipe Smoking reduces the risk of cancer.

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(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:36, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:38, archived)
# for the record
what would unimportant oral sex be like?
(martian, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:38, archived)
# does it matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Like a bomb
made out of jazz and feathers
/Chris Morris
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:40, archived)
# And in other news
sacked chimney sweep pumps boss full of mayonaisse.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Russia elects cobweb
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 18:25, archived)
# like this
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Isnt oral sex only important
when you're on the receiving end?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:43, archived)
# God no!
IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:48, archived)
# seconded
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:50, archived)
# no
often it can be more important to give than recieve...
(martian, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:48, archived)
# The Lord Giveth
and The Lord Taketh.
But not both at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Amateur.
Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:50, archived)
# so
he doesn't 69 then?
(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:51, archived)
# he misses
out then..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:54, archived)
# that's not true
the Lord is a notorious fan of the spit roast


(the last six words, I just made up)
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Of course
if you do both at once it's 4 times the fun - it's exponential.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Once again, I 'pootled' the text
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:39, archived)
# have I missed
something?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:43, archived)
# i've named that technique
www.b3ta.com/board/935106
pootling.
Because it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:47, archived)
# I'm touched
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:49, archived)
# So
what did it say originally?
(BarneyGumble, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:51, archived)
# buy yourself some
Marlboro Lights to find out.
Or if you are feeling cunning, pop into a newsagent, and have a surreptitious peek, over the counter, rather than at the top shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)
# It said
Sexual impotence
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)
# smoking is cool
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:44, archived)
# no
it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:45, archived)
# shut up
square!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Chill
you crazy cat.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Smoking
looks cool. It just isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:51, archived)
# you've been carrying that pig for a while
aren't your arms tired?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:52, archived)
# I dont even think
it looks cool.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:55, archived)
# That sirrah
Is entirely your prerogative!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:58, archived)
# For the record
I've never smoked and don't think it looks 'cool' but it's a free choice and I was just using it for comedic purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 18:01, archived)
# I don't care either
i just really cant see what's cool about it, visually or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 18:04, archived)
# the grown up Pootle utterly agrees with you
sadly though the 13 year old one didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 18:07, archived)
# How can it be cool
when it unvolves high temperatures?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 17:54, archived)
# groan
;)
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Tue 18 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Ayethangyew
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 18:08, archived)