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[challenge entry] I can smell ice I can...

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(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# take off the beard and what do you get?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Tom Cruise getting a divorce?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# recognised
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# razor burn?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Thora Hird?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hairy palms?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# arrested?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# a beard in your hand
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# is worth a bush in the bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Discovered by a bunch of teens and their dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Cancer.

Chin cancer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# my wife
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# A significantly improved Star Wars story line?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Dick Emery
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ...away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky kids
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I always though "pesky kids"
was a little bit soft for someone who's just had all of their plans foiled by a bunch of day releasers, and a talking Dog...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# mind-piss!
I like getting a mind-piss with you... it makes me think that I could be funny if I put my mind to it... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# kicked out of the folk rock band you formed with your brother in law?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# a greek transsexual?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# cold face
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# stoned to death in Demascus?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# He was in my dad's class at school :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# that must have been distracting
what with the constant smell of fish fingers and all those kids hanging around
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Well it was all a bit fishy if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# When I lived in Italy
I collapsed into hysterics the first time I saw an advert for fish fingers on the TV, nautical chap with white beard and jaunty cap came into view, and all the kids started shouting for... 'Capitano Findus!'

My flatmates had no idea why I found it so funny, even when I tried to explain about Cap'n Birdseye to them.



(Capo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)