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[challenge entry] feel bad for desecrating such an great book but, hey ho.

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(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# That book made it so I felt bad about having a tummy itch for years.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# is that a euphamism for 'feeding the budgie'?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# It's exactly as it sounds
In the twits, Roald says people who scratch their tummies are dirty.


:(
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :D
never read Dahl as a kid
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Really?!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Really
I wasn't into fantasy type fiction. I preferred spy stories n the like
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I just used to get given them.
I liked spy stories. Well, Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys, that sort of thing. Oh, and lashings of Jennings.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# what???
right, you need to read The Witches, James and the Giant Peach and The BFG... stat!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I shall be reading them to my daughter soon
as we have the entire works lined up
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Someone gave me Kiss Kiss to read age 10,
scared the bejeezus out of me
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ha, I had the same sort of thing with My Uncle Oswald
DIRTY
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Oh dear.....
You bad man.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# as a kid, i found them quite tedious
as an adult, i find my childhood self to have been a fat obnoxious knowitall, and i would love the opportunity to go back in time and give myself a clip round the ear
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# whoops, digressed there
i meant to say "as an adult i quite like his books."

i always liked the witches though. being a mouse would be cool
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# You can't ever be described that way.
Well, perhaps in a smutty way, possibly ;-)
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Aww, cheers love.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:15, archived)