I have had dessert at Dutchbird's house once. It was a chocolate fountain.
True story. Not even a euphemism.
Well, a bit of a euphemism.
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Fri 8 May 2009, 23:56,
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Well, a bit of a euphemism.
Have you seen my fez?
I've looked thorugh my box of hats and it's not in there
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Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02,
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Everything in my big bag of hats is obscured by the enormous Jeff Lynn wig.
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Sat 9 May 2009, 0:06,
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There's a woman on the television who set her kitchen on fire cooking in her sleep.
She looks like the sort of woman that would do that.
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Sat 9 May 2009, 0:16,
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I don't know what is happy about it
she has broken the Internet on more than one occasion.
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Sat 9 May 2009, 0:16,
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333lbs
that sounds lucky for some reason.
except for her kitchen that is.
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Sat 9 May 2009, 0:20,
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except for her kitchen that is.
And her husband.
She was banging on about being "66 years old and I can't take being this size any more", to which the only honest answer you can give is, "in all honesty, you're a little lucky to have made it to that age".
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Sat 9 May 2009, 0:22,
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it's like a special talk that not quite as full of cunts
but just as pointless
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Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55,
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i've registered
i've even posted a couple of times
i just can't see the point
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Sat 9 May 2009, 0:01,
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i just can't see the point
I got shouted off by Pedantichrist
of all people but it's nice to see old faces names sometimes.
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Sat 9 May 2009, 0:04,
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*ticklewickle*
to be fair we have not even mentioned beaks once.
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Sat 9 May 2009, 0:07,
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indeed
Nothing like being hypocritical to achieve exclusivism.
Boring cunts.
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Sat 9 May 2009, 0:09,
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Boring cunts.
anyone who does something slightly wrong on the board is from TALK
DUHHRRM MNNGGHHH
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Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54,
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You remember that time and how we all it's pretty a good post but I had to stop for dinner.
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Fri 8 May 2009, 23:56,
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