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# I've got a window in my oven, so I can see what's cooking
Why can't I have a window in my fridge, so I can see what's chilling?

*campaigns*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# And do you use the window?
Or do like me and just open the oven anyway?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I would use the window
if it wasn't covered in fat and grease

But that's not the point, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# But you do get glass door fridges
like the ones you see in shops.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Oh yeah.
and behind bars too.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# By "behind bars" I mean in pubs, obviously
not in jail.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I have a theory that certain foods keep fresh longer if kept in the dark

Hey! I've just invented fridge curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# ^this
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)