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# 'FIRE'
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# FIRE!!
...you cover your ears
You are sat at your computer
you see a desk and a keyboard
"what would you like to do?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Eat keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# you put the keyboard upto your mouth and notice something
there is alot of fluff in you're keyboard
and a paperclip
"what would you like to do?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Mediocre is keyboard!?
Oh no he is keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# i do not understand
"what would you like to do?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Wank computer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# the monitor goes blank
you yanked too hard and the computer has orgasmed to a halt
you see a power cable on the floor and what looks like some glitter
"what would you like to do?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Quit game
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# "you have died"
please do not die, it is bad for your health
"press return to start again"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# >HAVE WANK
 
You can't do that here.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# the keyboard fills with a sticky substance
"what would you like to do?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# > Google for PORN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Porn appears
The keyboard is full of a sticky substance
"what would you like to do?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Look in inventory
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# >You have
1) A Jizz Rag
2) 3 Jazz mags
3) Some pocket lint
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# and the thing your aunt gave you
but you don't know what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# YES
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# YOU may not know what it is but SHE does.
Oh yes. Oh my yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# "inventory"
you have one pocket
1/2 a cheese sandwich
a small mouse
a key shaped like a fish
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# > Google for PORN
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# >HAVE WANK
 
There is now spooge all over the keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Eat keyboard
 
The keyboard tastes of jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Fresh New Zealand mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:04, archived)