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# I just made this.....

....in case nobody else has yet.
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Did you really make it?
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I just made doodie.
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# LOL!
Shitting is fucking hilarious ;)

Good Evening young padawan. How art thou?
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I'M ALLOWED TO MAKE POOP JOKES.
What with me being Clansoul's second account.

I'm okay but running out of music. You?
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I am grand enough.
I have been on a 3 day bender. Which is aces.

Running out of music? Inconceivable!

Try out some Lyle Lovett, particularly My Baby Don't Tolerate. Also, Gram Parsons' Return of the Grievous Angel.

WIN!
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Gief me more info on those, please.
Currently I'm playing some Shannon Wright.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I'm quite fond of Shannon Wright.
She is a feisty little piece. If you want hardcore shiznang like that, may I recommend The Afghan Whigs and Screaming Trees?
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Grungy alt stuff? It's like I'm back in the 90's! I never really got on with Screaming Trees though.
I've played Mansun - Wide Open Space a couple of times this evening actually. Gives me a dose of nostalgia.

Got last.fm?
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
#
M H
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Good joke. 1/10. F-.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Fuck off Nick!
No-one likes you! ;P
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I HATE YOU ALL
Links is even worse than here.
They get all shouty when you do something wrong
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
YOU BEING BORN WAS WRONG! ;)
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# GET A JOB YOU BUM
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I just did a poop in your cup. Check it. Check your cup.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# It's downstairs, I'll check it later
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# maybe you should do things right then >:(
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# What?
Posting links?
On a links board?
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# it's probably a safe bet not to post a youtube video that has millions of views though
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# haha, to be honest I dont give a shit
it's just fun moaning

And the board tells you when something's been posted before, so if it hasn't why is it not allowed?
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# because BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTS!
And I can not lie....
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I do have an account I think,
but I never really use it :D I should use it more often!
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Yeah, I read that.
OH NO NOW THE RIAA POTENTIALLY KNOW WHAT I LISTEN TO!
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Shit man!
That's just fucking crazy! I don't want Sir Menzies Campbell knowing my fucking musics!
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Use it! Use it! Use it! Use it! Use it! Use it!
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Listen to what is love on repeat
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# here
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# .
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Sticks all 3 on..... fits....
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Unless it was a dream.
Hang on, I'll pinch myself.
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# And?
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I woke up
Ok?
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# You are forgiven ;)
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# how is your ankle by the way?
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I NEVER HURT MY FUCKING ANKLE!
But my foot is fine now thank you :)
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# YOU HATE CRANEFLIES
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# *Shudders*
'ning Mr. H!
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I was at work this afternoon
and I spotted some bloke handing out bits of an orange to his family to feed our mangabey monkeys out of the corner of my eye, which is ever so slightly a bit fucking mong like these days, but there your go

by the time I got to them, he was literally tipping a packet of crisps into their enclosure. Quite stunned, I said something along the lines of "what on earth do you think you are doing feeding them that crap, or at all, they have carefully controlled diets" The wanker then accused me of being rude, at which point I replied; "No mate, simply amazed"

He scurried off, I think aware of the error of his ways, but where do these people fucking come from? A packet of crisps? Christ
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# FFS!
Everyone knows they prefer chocolate!

Seriously though, what a total eejut.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Despite the fact I kept my language under control
I obviously came across as ever so slightly quite impassioned, and hence the wanker's accusation

When I reported it to the VEM (Visitor experience manger), he simply laughed
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# you should have put him in a cage and let the monkeys feed him their shit
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# One of the giraffes in Dudley Zoo loves blowbacks.
(if that helps)
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Those are some groovy moves that I intend to emulate at my next discotheque outing
Hello Mr Moon! Glad you haven't vanished completely.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Dance, Ivo, dance!
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ARGH!
Haha, I was actually just getting ready to do it.

I will omit my huge animation of the cup guy. Just imagine cup guy right here making his weird cuppy noises.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Parp parp - parp parp - par parp parp - parp parp
I can hear him now!
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:04, archived)