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www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5297403/Puppy-eats-whole-alphabet-of-fridge-magnets.html

Who did the image of the dog stuck to the fridge based on this?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# hahahaha, I did think of that story as I typed that reply :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# OK. Sooooooo
related articles include dog rides horse. Not really that related.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# It's a 'funny' story involving a dog.
In fact, it was a terrifying tale of a dog gone power-mad, after eating half of a copy of Animal Farm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# The second edition is tastier.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I bet he's been leaving little messages all around the house
In other news, gawd help us all...

She's back... From outer space...
Mail commenters being their usual, sympathetic selves
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# hahahahaha @ subject line :D
edit: HAHAHAHAHA @ link
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# next weeks headline: "JADE IS THE SECOND COMING! - jade has been seen wandering around the countryside, performing miracles and healing people BLAH BLAH BLAH"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I think she should be canonised
but I'm not sure if I want that to mean beatified (and the other 3 steps) or dug up and shot out of a canon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I bet she had been eating some shrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Aaaw poor Jade's mum.
Now the press have moved on she's having to make things up to make money.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
#
clouds bumcheeks

also: just NO: www.mailonsunday.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1188329/Muscle-girl-Jodie-Marsh-pumps-iron-swaps-glamour-body-building.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
She wants to show you her secret sex cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# she looks like she's made of greasy sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I saw that
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# And yet another superb piece of Daily Fail hypocrisy:
"the downmarket tabloid's favourite"

Like they are any better? ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I despair, muffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *comforts inappropriately*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *forgets why he's despairing*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha I agree with them.
She is a sponging, worthless low-life, and she should go and get a real job. Screw her and the cash-cow she rode in on. They're indicative of the pathetic state of culture today.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# we'll forget all about her once Big Brother starts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# They've renamed the Diary Room to the Jade Room, so probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Actually that seems fitting.
They should make it radioactive, too, so that everyone that goes in there gets cancer.

Herman who?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# You heard
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha....
That's pretty desperate... What's more disturbing is that it got published.

The Mail obviously thinks there's a market for this nonsense, regardless of what they think of the story.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# haha
"Buy the Daily Mail and read a load of made-up old shit"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Though I still think The Sun wins: "Asylum Seekers Eating The Queen's Swans" hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Christ
"usual, sympathetic selves" put perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:13, archived)