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[challenge entry] He fears bears....


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manbears to be precise!

From the Nick Griffin challenge. See all 264 entries (closed)

(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# And rightly so, number one threat to America.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# more so than the muslims?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# There's only one thing worse than the right to bear arms......
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# the right to bear legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
bear bare
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# how do you know i'm wearing a skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Because,
...we can see your jock-strap
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# An anarchic failed state, as in Somalia?
Oh, an bear arms/arm bears joke, sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Owls:
I have no time for!
(Goodie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
# not hazel bears?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# noes, we eat those 'ere
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# mmmmmmmm bear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I would eat bear
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# its scrumptious!
not even joking....
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I want some now
There are so many meats I want to try
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
# have you tried snake?
it's the same texture as rabbit, but not as nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I want to try snake and rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# rabbit makes the best stew
rich and tasty. you can get a decent one from a farmer's market for about £2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# actually crocodile is
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# i've tried crocodile
i didn't really like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# its like fishy chicken. not great.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Do they smell?
Like old ladies hand-bags?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# BACK TO HELL WITH YOU BEAST
IT ENDS TONIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha!
kill that squid!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# quite interesting how many of old nick's pictures are allready funny without photoshop
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# haha
I yam spoiling myself tonight. I have new tattys, broad beanies and organic venison saussies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# i have homemade soup
made with ham hock, lentils and carrots. mmmm, them's good eatin'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# All I had was a cheese and pickle sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# i'm a great cook ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# So am I :)
Just can be arsed during the week as i'm too tired from work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# there's always time to cook something decent
it doesn't have to take long
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# No, I just don't have the energy to cook after work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# so, you have no energy when you get home?
pity...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# oh that bit of me is never tired ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# My girlfriend always says this.
I don't understand it, I find cooking relaxing after a days work.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# But your girlfriend doesn't work on a building site :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# That's true.
She claims playing the violin all day is tiring, but I think she's just after sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# pfffft, she could have come to work with me today and done a concrete run for an hour in about 23'c heat
Then she will be tired :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Is a concrete run a run with concrete shoes on?

Sounds tiring indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
# ooo nice:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# it's delicious
and will go in tupperware pots in the freezer, where it shall feed me for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# exactly!
more of this sort of stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i do this every week
i've managed to get my weekly shopping bill down to about a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Yeah
I always like a good freezer stock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# i really need a bigger freezer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I had some veal at the weekend, it was lovely.
And I've just eaten beef and cabbage in oyster sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# All I see there is tattys and sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I have Mr.noodles
i can;t afford the taste of suffering in my meal...:(
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# JUst that of the workers employed in the manufacturing of you asia noodles?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# ...i mean the suffering of animals
:'(
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# i find this confusing
i know animals shouldn't suffer needlessly, but nature dictates that they have their place on the food chain. the small children who are forced to work for a pittance to prepare this food are suffering for no good reason and, unlike the animals we eat, their suffering is both continuous and degrading
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Yeah
All that hard work is making the meat on those kids really stringy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I can feel a hearty shish kebab coming on
Britney came to work this morning:


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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# OMG DID U GET HER AUTOGRAPH?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Got told to go away by that bald bloke
repeatedly, despite telling him I wasn't a pap


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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# How's my favourite goat keeper?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Exhausted after today
all that^ and the annual general meeting, meaning loads of eccentric zoologists spent all day harassing me, I trust Mr Whoop Whoop is in fine form?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Like I care about you,
I mean that sexy thing who was feeding the goats last week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Nice focus
Jeez, are all those people necessary for her to look at some animals?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# She had about six body guards


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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Are you sure that's Britney?
As that appears to be some sort of vehicle and I can't see her vag.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# That vehicle IS her vag
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Well her son is inside it, so that makes some sense...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I just love the way that the woman to her left obviously wants nothing to do with her:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# WTF?
You didn't get a train for me when I was there last week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# pfffft hahahaha :D
Sell that one to the papers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Google her name and London Zoo
and you'll find the photographer from Getty images got there first ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# The bastard, the utter bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Put 'JAHLED' across the centre of your pics, in light grey :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I've lost copyright on all of them
and not much value to conservation in the long run, know what you mean mind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I don't know if you're a fan or not
but can I please bash those stupid grinning teeth in with a shovel?

ktnx
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# And mess with bald bloke?


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Here he's spotted me

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# all I can see is that womens arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# To be fair, it is quite a nice arse.
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Maybe he'll applaud our efforts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Makes a change....
For Britney to ride something...a hur hur
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
#
chick with the radio looks do-able, from behind at least.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# was the bald man confused? did he think he was in america?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# she comes every where
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# you should have throat-fucked her kid
whilst a lemur watched and wanked over a puma
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# ZOMG!
Thats mad lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Really?
and they let her out of the gate?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# THIS IS SO BLATANTLY PHOTOSHOPPED !!!111!!!11!
fake !!
(bernards bitch don't want to be known for a oneliner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Even when it was the bears he knew it was the immigants
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# true!
it being a grizley bear
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Chump Manbears
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Why is there a manbear on b3ta that's not Chump?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# cus i don't do bandwagon....
and i dont have a pic of him
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# This is totally unacceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# he really can't bear it
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# THIS IS SO BLATANTLY PHOTOSHOPPED !!!111!!!11!
fake !!!
(bernards bitch don't want to be known for a oneliner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)