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# 'I was feeling part of the scenery..'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# It's better than the long man of wilmington!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Nah
Needs more cock
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# HELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# HAI!
You missed my message earlier.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Are you well? Whatcha get?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I hear it's your birthday.
I bought you a goat but I eated it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# THANK YOU ONE AND ALL.
I got girl stuff and 2 x robots and some pink champagne and a surprise for this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# YOU ALSO GOT MY HEART. <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# TRA LA LA LA DURF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# A surprise?
I bet it's bumsex, or a nice romantic meal or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Pfft.
Surprise bumsex = rape? BIRTHDAY RAPE YAYS.
The bloke doesn't do romantic meals, he thinks paying for nice food is a waste of time. He is a delight.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Enjoy your day, Ms Craddock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Him we can ditch.
Gotta keep the Cerne Abbas giant, though..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# "You can keep your things - they've come to take me home."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Him knows!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Class act, kinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Pffft!
I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Blessings upon The House of Prequal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Christ I better get the house cleaned if its going to be blessed! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha
A few mates and I pulled a great stunt on the chalk horse in Wiltshire. Armed with a huge quantity of rolls of black bin bags turned it into a zebra on a midnight raid,

:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Pictures or it didn't happen

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I did but this was a good ten years ago.
I have very few things that has come with me on my rollercoaster of a life:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# 8D
Quiet rebellions are the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# God I've been doing quite a few quiet rebellions this morning.
Ironically I trumped a goodun in front of the H&S lady!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Gives her a tale to tell around the dinner table, tonight..
.. everybody wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# About how she'd lost her appetite and her sense of smell:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I remember that being done
I lived in westbury and trowbridge for 10 years, and that kind of thing was done fairly fequently
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# We must have been the first as I seem to remember it making the local news.
Obviously we wouldn't have done something what was lasting. It was merely binbacks and tent pegs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# wiltshire is a small place
that kind of thing always makes the news!
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Yes I remember the headline
Sheep Left in Field Found Facing the Other Way in the Morning!

I think it was one of the years I did crew work at the Marborough Jazz Festival.

Pissed up audio techies have fertile imaginations.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# you can usually tell a festival techie by the fertile smell
not just their imagination....
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Naa not in that festival.
I was working full time in audio at that point.

You get a nice PD to spend on food and hotels:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Bruce Hockin and Richard Wyatt would have been livid!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# he is immortalised now
I wonder what the original chinese website thinks of all our Chinese Guy mashing? Has anybody sent them the link?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Not so far as I know
Epiphany said he'd learn enough Chinese to let them know about it sometime this week. As the one compiling the website together I'd be happy for it to be delayed a day or so so that I can try and find time to update it again. It seems to take forever to go spazzing back through and tracking them all down...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# well to save you spazzing here's mine
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/Qbert_guy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I said nothing of the sort! D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# didn't you??
i thought *someone* did...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Well it wasnt me...
Zeltergeist speaks chinese or something I think
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Yeah
Even if it wasn't him, let's blame him anyway and then get offended when he says he's not sent them the link.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Yeah, and his name's zeltergiset anyway
Yeah

Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah!
It serves him right for deliberately picking a username that people will spell "Zeltergeist" just so he can complain about it.

YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# YEAH!
YEAH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:34, archived)
# For a long time I read his name as Zeitgeist
in fact I still do :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# me too
but he complained about it once so i've taken great care to get it right
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:56, archived)
# YEAH!
YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Doesn't require much Chinese
Simply register to their site Babelfish English-to-Cantonese Chinese statement that basically says "Here's our effort!" and post the link

In all probability Babelfish will make mess of the Chinese and you will declare Thermo-nuclear warfare!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Then their reply
which was meant to be "We will crush you like the puny capitalist running-dogs you are" will be translated by Babelfish to "That's fantastic! Thank you so much! ^-^"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# And we all die in blissful ignorance at our impending doom
only the Chinese will be vely vely annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# We will at least
be able to take comfort in the knowledge that thermonuclear armageddon will also take down the Babelfish servers.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# One can only hope for such irony
I actually think Babelfish runs of the Skynet server ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# That conniving machine!
It'll be the death of us all.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It's a declaration of war, surely?
They'd flatten us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha
This.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# B3ta versus Chinese Guy website
Cry FAQ and let loose the dogs of war!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# once more into their breeches, dear friends!
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# DAY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Appy B'day
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Personal threadjacks are cool, right?
Apologies if not..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)