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[challenge entry] A modernised Bible will require an updated church

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(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha!!
OH MY GOSH
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)
# HAHAHAH....'kin ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Fuck my gunt!
I think I need to go to Church. This is what I'm talkin'bout!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Arf!
Loving this compo so far :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Fuck yes!
I want to a see a parish rave!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
# haha
from 0:20 onwards it matches the beat
(Peter_G, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)
# lol, I must confess that
that is purely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Shake it, father!
They also did the soundtrack for the steeple restoration fund.
"I'm the spiretarter, the twisted spiretarter..."

And the earlier purge of occultists... Smack my Witch up...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Don't you mean Spire Father? :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)
# No
They're trying to tart it up, not father it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:14, archived)
# They also did the soundtrack for the decision to bury more than
one corpse in each grave.

Stack my ditch up

*I'll get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Ha ha, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)
# yeah!
nice
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:15, archived)
# HAHAHA FUCK!!!!.........deliver us from teh evil:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:17, archived)