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[challenge entry] Wouldn't shock me if this was made

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(Bretty, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *runs to cupboard*
*rummages*
*finds spanging pan*
*doubts it's spangingful enough*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# And Moses saith unto the LORD
"Why dost thou spang with such an instrument? Far be it from thee to spang the wicked thus that they should not repent and know that you are the LORD."
And the LORD was sore wrath at Moses' words, and flounceth.

That's from the book of Aldi, who was one of the lesser (and cheaper) prophets.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hehe
*clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
# With or without jeeeeeeeews, With or without jews ah-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# issit compatible with quicktime?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# You'll be surprised how many things are compatible with that most evil of programs

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahahahahah *launches long-range spanging rockets*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
#




sexy ones?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I don't know... I bought them cheap off some Russians.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# That sounds sexy
I shall happily await.
(Bretty, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# MORONS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# With or without You
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I had to Google that.
I fucking hate U2.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# haha
Slight TJ: Is Facebook facebroken for anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Good, I thought I was being victimised for being fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# You must be
Or else I'm being punished for being awesome seeing as I seem to be the only one out of my friends that can get on there.
(Bretty, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Awesome people are being outcasted!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Fine for me.
[something about your ugliness breaking facebook, etc, etc, lols]
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I currently have Daniel Merriweather as my profile pic so
fuck you :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# No
unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# AD7 LIKES THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# *pokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# So only some people are being affected
hmmmm... the plot thickens.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# catniippppp?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)