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(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha this wins on so many levels!
:D

EDIT: Also....

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Yes, I know you've all seen it
still apt though

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(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Pffft! Whatevs, man, whatevs.
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahahahah! outstanding :D
I did read the "I choose you" in a pokemon sort of way (if that makes any sense :D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# me too
i say it far too often at home
(anonymous blonde, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# please tell me you haven't cut a ball almost in half, crammed your pet between the two halfs, thrown it at the ground and shouted "[pet name] I CHOOSE YOU!!"
I certainly haven't. *shifty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Protip;
it doesn't work as well with fish.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha ouch!
I'll not compo this but have it anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# compo it!
its great! :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)
# i don't know if it fits the 'modernising' criteria
but thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Because he's advertising his services as a children's entertainer I suppose.
Did they have stage magicians and clowns for children's parties back then?

I'd like to think they did.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Damn right I'd click the shit out of this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fuck the pope!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:03, archived)
# the pope smokes dope
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:08, archived)
# in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I love this!
Finally cause to roll out my ropey new Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:18, archived)
# You popped my cockalorum cherry!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:22, archived)
# very woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# You got my sloppy seconds
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Actually that's not what immaculate conception means
/pedant

Woo pic though :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:18, archived)
# he wasn't saying that
it was either Mary or Mary's mother who had been chosen.

Though I may have misunderstood the weird Virgin Mother worship thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:26, archived)
# The immaculate conception was hers
Mary was (according to Catholic Dogma) born without original sin. Jesus was a virginal conception. Which means Mary went about having it off with musical instruments or something, I don't know.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:33, archived)
# haha
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Thanks to you I'm now a fundamentalist Christian!
Damn yooooooooooooooo.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)
# brilliant work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:26, archived)