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all done :)

Well done to all who contributed, happy collaboration day, lets get double the number of panels next year ;)

Full size (10mb) available here www.lulu.com/content/image/b3ta-quilt-2009/7879717

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

4chan can fuck right off! ;)

Nicely, cheers Toasty for doing this!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

4chan?

I have never been in to that site, was baffled by the front page and left quickly. do they do quilts?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

Nah, it's just that the quilt looks like one of their motivational posters :D

It were a joke!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

surley motivational posters didn't originate on 4chan?

I thought that whole idea came from the demotivational lot

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

No, they didn't start there,

however they are one of their memes.

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=4chan+motivational+posters&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=0&oq=4chan+Moti

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

4chan is kiddie fiddlers and teenage boys

and is shit. Period.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

U <3 Boxxxy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

As annoying a cunt she is,

she is quite cute ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

who is it?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

Boxxxy!

No, I've no idea either. Someone posted a link about it a few weeks ago. It made not the blindest bit of sense. I didn't understand then and I don't understand now, except that she's jailbait.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

Some 4chan girl.

She is rather annoying.

NSFW
encyclopediadramatica.com/Boxxy

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

Here's a less... well... ED version

boxxystory.blogspot.com/2009/01/rise-of-boxxy.html

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

urgh fucking internet crack whores

4chans really fucking pathetic

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

It is...

and filled with HORRIBLE SPELLING.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

that's the link!

i still have no clue what's going on there.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

^ agreed

wtf is that all about

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

come to that

what the fuck is 7chan? 4chan i know about. is 7chan some kind of entertainingly nerdy splinter group from 4chan?

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

I just flicked onto 4chan

the random section is just filled with pictures of naked underage girls, I think I need to format my hard drive

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

just looked 7chan is more of the same

but in blue not yellow

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

Hmm

encyclopediadramatica.com/7chan

More strictly moderated.

"Symbion, is the founder of 7chan.org. A year after its founding, the events of /b/day occurred, and in the chaos 7chan emerged as a homeland for the /b/tards where jailbait could be posted, raids could be conducted, weeaboo could be humiliated, and other massive wins."

I'm going to go and hide in a cave for the next fifty years.

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

I didn't really understand much of that

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

If I understood it

I'd be worried about how much sugar I'm adding to my coffee.

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

The layout of 4chan seriously confuses me

I can never tell what's meant to be a picture, what's meant to be an avatar, and what's meant to get me arrested for child porn.

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

Nah

I don't normally pay much attention to annoying teenagers being arseholes on the internet, but she was truly fucking horrific

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

^ haha

do anonymous hang about on 4chan?
images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8d/Boxxyanonkill.jpg

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

dear god

i just went and watched one of her videos on youtube

i made it halfway through

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

Sounds about my introduction

if you ever met her in real life behaving like that, a swift "STOP BEHAVING LIKE A FUCKING RETARDED TWAT" reaction would be on the edge of the tongue

She epitomises everything that went wrong with 'me me me' and youtube; and can only thank who ever hacked her presumably with the same sentiment, and made her go away

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

or the 'me me me' look I'm posting naked now for my [insert number] on b3ta

pathetic

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

aww :(

i was just about to get my wick out for my 4294th message till you said that

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

I am repeatedly convinced

that the internet was a terrible idea.

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

Nah

just the option of some human beings being authorised to reproduce

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

yeah but

there's the people who don't know if they should reproduce because they can only get wood when they're watching a woman rub her shoes against a car tyre, and then go online and find fetish sites for exactly that, and a woman who loves dominating men by rubbing her shoes against their car tyres, and then these people reproduce and bring up shoe/tyre fetishist children and oh god i can't TAKE IT ANYMORE

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

*clicks I like this*

*feels that I may have just contributed to the whole thing*

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)

nah

compared to 4chan b3ta is the home of fine arts, cigars rolled on the thighs of virgin cuban lasses and an evening cognac. we make the internet a happier, healthier, brighter place. 4chan's like the sewage pipes leading from our clifftop estate.

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

*saves*

Oh... I WILL use this...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

If you like

You can have these too.
tribs.uuuq.com/Boxxy2.gif
tribs.uuuq.com/Boxxy1.gif

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

I once went on there and was presented with a picture of a man shitting on a crying baby.

I'm not even joking. Horrible internets.

edit: well, that's actually just the 'random' /b/ board.

Some of the others are okay. I go on the music one occasionally.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

still...

that's just.. wrong. oh JESUS and SO MUCH REPOSTING...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

Was it Richard Branson?

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

I got bored with /b/

I'm not sure if that means I've finally become an adult or if it means I'm tired of life.

/emote goes off to be an hero.

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Ratsta, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)

It's like Mos Eisley

but without the interesting people. Or spaceships. Or CGI'd creatures.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

You mean 4chans are real and not CGI?

*is scared*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

don't worry, you're safe here

well, mostly safe....
*locks door*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

Is that to keep them out

Or him in?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)

him in

of course

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

4cHan shot first!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhh piss

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

we was.. too late.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Garfield you fat lazy fuck!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

gah! save it for next year ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

ach well here's the png

www.b3tards.com/u/f0395281a36db298c9bb/rapitinui-quilt.png

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

Haha

That would have been a worthy addition :)

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

Haha

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

haha shit yeah

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Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

oh man this is too cool

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

That fucking stands alone.

Hahahahahahaha.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

I spent half of my fucking lunch break on that

shitballs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

Used about the same for this, but it scrolled off well before I posted.

www.b3ta.com/board/9783377

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

fuck that looks great!

i've clicked that to go with the click i gave the original

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

Thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

awwwww.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

Insane!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

I LOVE YOU, SPOON EYE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

Fantastic :)

Nice one for sorting it all out, HT.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

yay!

*clicks*
take that, hird knees!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Wow :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Yay!

Edit: bloody hell, there's some brilliant stuff on there. I particularly like Sevenths', bobbybobbob's and Wil's.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

yay!

that's wonderfully done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

YAY!

Good assortment of styles, not a pair to be made. Woo all.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

yaaaaay

Good work HT. I am suprised, a lot of the usual mob* I would have expected are not there... Where is everyone going?

*As in the old regulars who used to make this place quite super, and seem quite lacking these days

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

I think maybe one of the main problems was people not feeling they have a particular 'style' which would translate well onto there.

Didn't stop me though.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

people should loosen up and just join in for shits and giggles

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

ohmigod

youlove4chan

www.b3ta.com/board/9783945

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

Fortunately I can't draw for toffee

and using Paint and a mouse only exacerbates that. So I don't worry about if it looks good or not and just rely on Paint fucking up saving to a GIF to give things a nice speckly finish to make it look even more quilt-like.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

I love the interesting dithering effects you get in paint

E.g.:

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

I love it too :)

I've played around on and off for a couple of years drawing something in Paint saving it to bitmap then rotating it in GIMP before using Paint to export it out as a GIF to get weird dithering effects. When you rotate it back you get some lovely interference speckles.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

True story

I have seen MANY younglings come through here saying the exact same thing and they turn out to be world famous.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

I'm not a youngling, alas...

..and it's true, I can't draw for toffee. www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/wellthisdidntwork.jpg (linked for 374kness) looks ok until you find out it's meant to be Katie Melua.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

to me you are

at least b3tan wise. and that picture is chuffing great!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

looks damn all like her

it'd be better if i didn't tell people who it was meant to be... :)

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

dunno

I'm not here much and only did something because those who signed up to the event seemed to have disappeared, and my contribution is a bit meh/last minute anyway

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custard, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

I love your jetpack dinosaurs

they add a wonderful splash of colour :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

It's just because

we're slowly turning to stone...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

You...

you I adore, with all my b3tan heart.. and I bless the day you darkened our doorstep. :D

*nearly gay loves*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

Yay!

I shall order whatever this is

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

Lulu was the first host I thought of, its set as a free download and has a nice image page

(unlike the usual file hosts)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

But is it an actual quilt?

It is getting a bit nippy

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

Good work Mr Toast, and the contribulators

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

*clicks 36 times*

and once more for HT putting it all together

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

Can someone make a bigger, but not massive version please?

One that's legible anywho

Edit: and massive wooyays! obviously.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

the link should have the full size version

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

here's one at 1440x1999

www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/b3ta_quilt_2009_1440x1999.jpg

455k, reasonable preview more or less

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

arse I got the wrong image size

and woo! Mr happytoast

(radial head fracture, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

Yay!

nice work all involved :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

No offense but that is fucking jobbies

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

Heh?

What you on about?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

it's not bad for something that was mostly made in less than an hour

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custard, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

at least there are some good snarns in it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

yey!

ah well, didn't manage to sign my pic of nigel in the end :) no matter i guess, there is a key :)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

yay!

This makes me proud!
Cheers for the effort Toasty!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

Ace!

Thank you kindly sir.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)

I am proud to be associated with this image

and well done your toastiness for putting it together.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)

Bollocks

Missed contributing D:

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)