Fear them!

( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:31, archived)

Haha, Jesus!! Say Your Payers, suckers!
I believe this *click* belings to you sister?
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:32, archived)

Cheers fella!
:) Bit slow t'day eh?
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:35, archived)

Sorry . . . fell asleep there . .
I wasn't on yesterday at all really, but I see you were busy as per...
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)

May I butt in to say:
Slow, but high quality.
( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)

I kick arse for the lord!
:D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI NSFW .. bit on the gorey side.
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
*click*
( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)

haha
*fears*
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)

Haha fuck those stares are penetrating!

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

How many nuns...
...would a nunchuck chuck if an nunchuck would chuck nuns?
( Scaryduck squeezed an owl until an egg came out, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)

This
is utterly beautiful
(anvil, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:59, archived)

Hahaha!
It has something of the Guinness about it.
( An Egg said something clever, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:15, archived)

Pfft.

( collapsibletank Psst...., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)

You owe me grope-age
My boyfriend was happily fondling away at me until he saw my laptop screen and promptly couldn't stop laughing for a good 30 seconds.

*click*
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)

Ooh sorry!
:)
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

haha
shplendidly simple - love it!
( mozza, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)