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[challenge entry] finally!

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:39, archived)
# What I lack in cow faeces in my demin, I make up in human faeces

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:42, archived)
# I keep mine in my pockets so it stays warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:44, archived)
# What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my faeces
And the other one is giving a high five
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Haha, oh you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:55, archived)
# What I lack in human faeces in my denim, I make up in human remains
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
# The 'P' on his crotch stands for pee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:44, archived)
# you should see the back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)
# So if there were two of them,
Would that be Pepe Jeans then?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Great you broke my mind.
Broken. Broke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)
# do they have a well matured range as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I hear they're working on a pebble dash range as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Ewwwww.
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Yes, Yes I AM!
*buys*
I wonder, is there a B3ta prescribed number of pieces of straw per dollop?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:50, archived)
# I think HT has it down here
three black, two yellow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:55, archived)
# ^ Win!

and in other news: How to make an origami CDC

* This is on the FHM web site so possibly NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)
# newsletter it, fast
although the lack of pubes is a degree of fail
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:50, archived)
# * Apparently you have to pluck your own and stick them on, once you have finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Haha!
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:50, archived)
# I think I stood in a queue behind someone wearing a very "ripe" pair of these
the other day :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:50, archived)
# The gentle sweet decay generates a cosy warm glow around your bits
Perfect for winter!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:53, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)