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Done by my 5 yo. daughter playing around with gpaint. She'll be gimping my pics for me soon.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 7:10, archived)
# Dude, the internet police might be listening, yanno?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 7:12, archived)
# Seriously though
How often do you see stuff like this in cafe's and the like? Print it big and put it in a frame dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 7:18, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea
she can sell it all and keep her mum & I in the lifestyle we've become accustomed to in our dotage.
But when she wants to chop up the family dog and put it in formaldehyde or piss on a crucifix and enclose it in perspex I'm pulling the pin!
Same for setting up her messy bedroom in the Tate as an "installation".
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 7:43, archived)
# I once shat in a shoe box and exhibited it in the Tate.
I'm not an artist,
I was just reaaallly proud of it.





(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 7:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 7:56, archived)
# Oh but really,Tracey Emin was quoted as saying
"When people see my bed they think 'This looks like my bed.' when really it isn't their bed, it is mine!"

Now that makes it all the more clearer why she's a prize-winning artist! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)
# You know, I think I have a lot of patience with modern artists
and I usually think that an installation that makes people think or breaks regular thought patterns is more art than, say, a painting of a vase with flowers.
With the occasional exception, of course.

That being said, she's obviously wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 8:53, archived)
# But it is her bed! ;)
I agree I like art to be a bit more challenging than a nice looking picture, David Hockney does a nice line in Cubist Photography where he did a montage of photos of a chair that seem to make the chair look weird and splayed out but as he explained - it wasn't just a static picture of a chair but his interpretation of the chair from the view of someone walking past it therefore what he was representing was the chair viewed over time - which I rather liked that concept.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Cool ;)

Re: But she was wrong in thinking that she had me thinking it looked like my bed though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I think there are two distinct sides to Hockney -
there's the cool and sharp, and the wild and free. I think of them as ice Hockney and field hockney.

/Stephen Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# oh god
:-) lolllllllllllllll
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Where's she sleeping while all this is going on then?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)