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# Ha!
Van Chuck chopped the left ear off everyone in the world and gave them to his girlfriend.

Van Chuck sold every painting he ever made bar one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Even Van Chuck would cry at the tax hike on cider
:(
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# untill he realised it would go up to a mere £1.32 for 2 litres at ASDA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Well, crap cider is always going to be cheap
so maybe I just need to cheapen my taste buds...with crack. The tax on that hasn't changed, has it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# don't worry
the suppliers in the booze industry always get pressured to absorb most if not all of the duty increase by the multiple grocers

/industry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Kind of good to hear
but not good for the pubs? It makes me want to hit Darling more than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# not good for us distributors either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Certainly not good for the listeners of Wurzel's records
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# apparently he's emailed the Chancellor to complain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# He? They?
He won't listen, he's far too smug.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I notice there was no increase in croissant tax!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Van Chuck blunted 4 chainsaws, 18 kitchen knives and 7 straight-edge razors before the ear finally came off.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Ha!
and when he finally chopped it off, he found he could hear BETTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# ...and the rest of the world went deaf in one ear.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# this gets better!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# He actually made the painting paint itself!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)