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(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Thankfully, they're not
/reading 'T'

I love Cameron's beard in the top image too - nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Mmmm.
This is the second time you have defended the masons. Would you like to declare an interest?
(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha. Do a search.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Look at his username!
and his apron
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# and the stonecutters car sticker!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# your car has one of it's tyres rolled up
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# that may explain why it needed four new ones for the MOT last month
*blames the masons*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# haha
I work round the corner from your boys main gaff. I do like the little shops full of paraphenalia, they amuse me endlessly.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I have yet to traverse down to Gt. Queen Street
am hoping to do so in October and have a poke around there :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I got a poke around there.
Cheap as chips. In fact, I think she dropped them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Badum...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ...Tsh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# We'll have no Russian consonants in here...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# you are taking the piss, right? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Which secret ritual does that feature in?
3800 posts until www.b3ta.com/board/10000000. Who will get the post?
Will it be a regular? A lurker? A new person? A spammer offering phentermine?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# the 'taking -of-the-piss' ritual
it even has it's own handshake, but you have to wash your hands first
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Not that secret then
if you're telling us, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# *all hail the holy hand driers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I wonder if it will roll back back round to 000000
like a car speedometer. That'd be fun. B3ta's own little millennium bug.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Nah, the end sequence will play, and we'll all end up back at the menu screen.
Then it's just a wait for "B3ta 2" to be released. Hopefully Rob will showcase it at the next E3.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I'm kind of hoping they'll call b3ta 2
G4mma
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Maybe it'll cause a rift in time
And we'll end up at web.archive.org/web/20010723123310/http://www.b3ta.com/
Looking at the archives from 2002... nothing seems to have changed. The layout is pretty much the same.
web.archive.org/web/20020531185914/http://www.b3ta.com/

Maybe we could have a challenge... "B3ta through time. b3ta in history and the future!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Nope.
*Admits total ignorance*
(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# (5 minutes later)
Consider me wiki-educated*


*Some knowledge may be incorrect
(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# check out the top QOTW answer in my profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# he loves teh bricks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# best of all the house building materials
they're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Brick games...
Tetris v Breakout?

insert poll here
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Breakout all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I played Tetris so much in the 90s I used to dream about it.
Nowadays I just dream about wanking and eating crisps. I don't know which is the more pleasurable pasttime.

insert poll here
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# BREAKOUT!
No wait. Tetris.

I wonder if you can combine the two?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Breaktris!
edit: www.halfbakery.com/idea/Tetris_2fBreakout_20combo_20two-player_20game
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# TETROUT!
EDIT: hahaha phenomenal. Everything has already been thought of :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# bTrEeTaRkIoSut
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I love that pic with the shadow
Is there a bigger version of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] here
(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Excellent, cheers!
Is there a bigger version of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Sorry.
That's the biggest I did. It was a small source pic.
(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# ;)
No worries
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I'll never forgive Brown
for what he did to Alistair Darling's beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I'll never forgive Alistair Darling's beard
for extending all the way up to his navel.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# at least he never needs to buy a tie
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
Also, a cheeky pea:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice.


I might have to scroll back to the gayshift to do a whole load of secret reposting to influence the b3ta election.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Thatcherism by the front door...
(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] David giving it to her hard there
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha he totally does wear those when he's in the bath with her - you can tell by the look on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Oh my good god!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# dennis was a braver man than I.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)