b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 10091 (Older | Newer)

# One of the Dangers of Swimming...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# that's some major
fetish you've got going on there
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Well, It's not really...
I was asked to make a picture of a Sabre toothed tiger with a woman riding bareback (in a way...) by a friend of mine, and I thought it would be a good way of getting certain people interested in palaeontology (Perverts, mostly...)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Eurypterids again!
Hurrah!
Graptolites now please.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Give us a picture of some Graptolites
restored as in life, and I'll see what I can do...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# here's Rhabdinopora
www.notam02.no/~oyvindha/graptlit.gif
all ready to be made into a string bikini
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Right then...
I'll be back with a suitably rude Graptolite. Would have prefered Didymograptus, but you can't have it all...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:19, archived)
# hmmm
what does NSFW mean?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:07, archived)
# not safe for work
porn, and such, stuff you could trouble with if you were caught on your screen at work

+grammar
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Not Safe For Work
ie, anything that looks like porn at a glance and might get someone in trouble with their boss.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:08, archived)
# and ...
stuff that lurks on your computer long after you've gone that maybe you shouldn't look at even if the boss is on holiday?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Not Safe For Work
i.e. boobies
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# That's
Got me horny dammit
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:42, archived)
# He's branched into new adverts.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# yay for the baseball bats!
woo!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Even his imaginary friends don't like him


sorry there's no helicopter...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Haha
He can't be prime minister anymore.

We should send all these in, really freak him out
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# But....
IS IT REAL???
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# is it just me who finds him quite cute?
although admittedly I don't know why he's being repeatedly shopped... was he a prat?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:01, archived)
# He's a Radio 1 dj.
He spammed the board with his picture, asking for us to shop ourselves into it, so he could put it on his bit of the BBC website. It was termed as if being able to 'shop yourself into the sweaty embrace of a Z-lister was a great favour.

The utter cock.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)
# he posted it
himself?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Know what's funny, though...
is how you're all doing it anyways.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# I doubt
he's going to put many of these efforts on his site though.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Why not?
These are FANTASTIC! And have you seen the shite that's been up there as of late?

So, is this guy like your answer to Ryan Seacrest?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# It's sad isn't it.
I did this one in the hope that people might use it instead.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Even sadder still
if you mirrored the cunt and put him in there, I bet that one would get on his site.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Someone already did
it's down in the spazz a ways.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Well, probably one of his researchers
but the show posted it, yes.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# What a chump
Do you have a link to the original message?

*edit* just seen link below...he's mine now...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# It was his own fault
He asked for it, literally
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)
# 'Sright.
And we obliged in droves.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# nobody actually
likes him, he's always desperately looking for some sort of recognition of any form.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)
# so, cute but annoying
I shall be glad I don't listen to radio 1.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# so
b3ta saves z list dj from life of sameyness....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# If I recall correctly
he gardens in an uphil direction, so you're probably out of luck* And I think he's being shopped because he asked his listeners to.

* Although yes, I agree... he is quite cute
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# I actually have the following bookmarked
under 'b3ta.com - Scott Mills (BBC) makes an arse of himself':
www.b3ta.com/board/1909597

Y'see, sometimes I need good examples of the wrong way to go about things...

A member for 2 hours, 28 minutes and 1 second. Has posted 1 message - and (begins spanking) Just. Look. At. The. Mess. In. This. Place!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# The responses
are delicious.

I heart B3ta
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:10, archived)
# can I see....
bacon?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARGH


I'm gonna wake up... i'm gonna wake up soon...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Yay!
I made it onto the front page of the BBC webshite.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:58, archived)
# My eternal thanks
for the pic
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Remind me
how *do* you get your teeth that sharp?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# those
darts sharpeners work quite well
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# I have help.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Blimeh!
Are you bringing the Absinthe on Saturday, or shall I?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Oh bugger
I was going to post a message on Arthur, but the internet broke.
I can't come to yer Basic London this w/e, Mrs GR££DY's away for two weeks, and I have kittens to look after.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:10, archived)
# I was refering
to Huddersfield for le m3tatw33ning. It's in a field you know :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Ah!
Saturday is it?
Glad I found that out, as I was planning to go tomorrow :)
edit: Because I am a fuckwit.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:15, archived)
# the
news stories look a little made up to me.....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was Domokun in charge :(
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Most odd
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# shirely
cows with guns?

the person who made the first one seems to live in a scary world. the cows remind me of the valley of the sitdowns, which was the spookiest thing ever broadcast.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# that's what I was thinking.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# he did a song
about a frosty the pervert, to the tune of the great snowman track
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# and what song
would that be?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# frosty the snowman
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Quite possibly
I just link as I find.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Ah, you must be careful to say it wasn't you who made it, then
or people might get cross.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:52, archived)
# What
a very good idea.

I didn't make that wot I previously linked to.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Is this different from Spacefish's Cows With Guns?
because that's still the Best Flash Thing Ever.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# It is different
It's also rather smashing.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# But
nothing on the original, of course.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# I dunno
I like both equally.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Still loading.
I hate this f**king stupid cable-free road.

*edit* It is rather fun isn't it. Well done maker of this! */edit*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# and no chance
of getting it in the near future either!
mwah ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:52, archived)
# I've heard about this
village: we want broadband!
bt: get us 50 people to register interest and we'll sort it.
Village: hang on... right, ok!
bt: no, we need 100 people to register interest.
Village: (after publicity campaign) okay!
bt: actually we need 200 people...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# I understand that that happens
but I live 3 miles from the center of a city of more than 1.5m people.

I've got ADSL downstairs, I just want cable.

/moan
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# ah right
I almost wish I knew what the difference was...

*sinks under sea of confusion*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)
# sounds about right
but I was referring to the fact that it's highly unlikely that any new cable is going to be laid so that Supermoore can get cable broadband.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)
# yay!
that's fun!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# it's great....
...but why does the cow guru, who I believe to be male, have udders?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# because otherwise the cows'd never have believed him,
and said he was talking a load of bull
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Dont say they didnt warn you about the Nazi Zombies of Christmas Eve
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# me and trev remixed the windows pinball theme tune
with some debussy midis and christopher walkein reading the raven by edgar allen poe
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# sounds good...
linky?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# well i put one song on the radio link we did
and it's killed my bandwidth

so not really at the moment
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# the raven's
more than a bit overrated.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Never!
(more)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# definately.
it's crap.

ogden nash is true poetry
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Nash, Milligan, Lear and Carroll
and Belloc, if he behaves himself.
I wrote a Ravenish thing once though, about Bracknell.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# you got to be kidding me?
I DESPISE WITH ALL MY BEING THE RIAA

assholes. hopefully disbanded soon. I wish
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# i was trying to find out if it was real
still aint found a shark :(
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# i'll take this opportunity to threadjack
and post a possible GC
there is finally a candidate in California
who reflects my needs:

www.maybelogic.com/rawgov.html

this may be more relevant to those here who 'hail eris'.
there must be some
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# 33% ostriches in the state legisature.
he gets my vote.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Heh heh
Not seen that before, so I don't care if it is GC or not.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# chimpug
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# that little thing is sooo
hideous!
Kill it!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# fantastic
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# I think
that is lovely. Aw so cute.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I'm really sorry about before :(



Scott Mills just loved going to Madam2swords
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# shame he's not famous enuff
to actually be in there..

(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
#
but it's not really a shame is it?!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# you
could throw lite darts at him and watch the wax melt....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# woo
that sounds like fun! how about flaming arrows?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# I
think that would work....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Why?
He's not famous/irritating enough to warrant your attention, let alone your ire.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:49, archived)
# not ire
just want to see melty human wax statue..
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)
# There is a feeling of safety on the streets these days...


...as if someone is watching over us.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump!
yay! top stuff!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# As I said before...
dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum
dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum

CHUMP
AH-AAAAAAAH!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Woo!
brill-o-ant
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# ooh
that's a bit fab!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeee!
Chump is here to save us (possibly in a slightly sinister way)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# So good
he posted it twice ;p
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Could at least make it a 2 frame anim
and get some wiggle going on.

That video is ridiculous. It should be used for riot control.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# Pissy gay work pc with obscure glitch that posts messages twice for some unknown fucking reson thank you very much Bill Gates you wanker
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# double ass vision
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# it's been done
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Aceness.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# and relax
i feel sooo safe now
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# pearoast from this morning:
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(What a curious fellow.)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# wouldn't it be luverly
to have someone to watch over me
wonderful
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# hooray for oversized beasts!
woo!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# The Fecktrix

Let me guess, it's been done before...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Go on
gowangowangowangowan
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# that was a sublime episode
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# In my first year
at University we went on the obligatory Student March in London (So sorry to anyone we made late for work or got stuck in a traffic jam), which was about student loans or something similar, but Me and my mates only went because it was a free bus to London. AS we didn't really care, we actually walked half of the way, chanting "Down with this sort of thing" and "careful now", which got us some very dirty looks from the people who thought they were making a difference.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Yeah, has been
like a gadzillion times - I think Slim's done it twice now too!

Fuck that - woo to the fucking yay!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# feck the feckin' fecker!

woo!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Practice makes perfect Noddy

My first anim
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# nolder
holder`tastic....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# woo
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# BADGER!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# badger
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom mushroooom
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# YAY!
WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPITALS, ALL OF A SUDDEN?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# BADGERS
BRING THAT OUT IN A PERSON
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# badger!
ahh! that's better
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Looks like part of a badger workout video
which I would make if I had the power and hummus
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# tis weebl's
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Class
in a black and white jumpy animal...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# *squee!*
*swish swish squirt*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)
# I know and love the link
but I still think a b3ta workout video would be cute.
If a little rude.

And Nohands would look sweet in lycra and sweatbands.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I've got one
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# that looks like a tricky exercise,
especially the landing.
Woo! Yay!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# why
do i now have `no limits` playing in my head after seeing that !!!!!!!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Did you watch it with the sound off?
beware - weird wildlife chanting will invade your brain.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# nah
the music was playing....i think it was the mushroom mushroom bit that gave me flashbacks....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# sunuvagun! Just looked at the times!
HUGE mindpiss!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE! :@ )
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# not really
i think any mention of badgers now is going to get that response
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# haha
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Badgra!
Zebrer!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# mind
wee
wee
(see image 5 down ...)
BADGER
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Woo!
top reflectionage.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# I sense a zebra bandwagon

hats off to the zebras, they are black and white...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# And horsey shaped!
Zebras zebras zebras zebras
Toadstool Toadstool
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# aaargh! It's a seeeeeeeeeeerpent...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# why did you delete
and repost?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Trying to resize the blighter
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# put "width=300" at the end before the >
works for me, you can just edit it then
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
#
Thank you kindly sir...much appreciated and will save the faffing...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# have a woo
woo!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# I thank you
Tata for now..
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
That's wonderful!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# monkigal
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Somehow 'The Yawn' ....

...didn't have the same impact.

/home
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# haha
hahaha!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Ooo, that's woo.
It makes me sleepy too.
*yawns*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# nicely executed.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# juss chewin...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# ahem
#cause i'm juss cheeeeewiiiin, im not buyin...#
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# true
i ain't buyin n'thn
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] bit late for the compo, but here is my effort.
but here is my effort.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# don't forget to enter it!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# you have to now enter every challenge
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# you keep track,
for i will have trouble.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# You're
being spazzmanoids, aren't you? Silly!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Still missing those lines by a good margin :p
very woo :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# What contest is this???
Am I missing something?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# click the
compo link and you'll see
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Must be time to go home....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha
that's some great shoppery
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# hehe
me like, allways been a fan of Old Munch
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# excellent
scream work - woooooooo
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# yay !
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Pat was all ready for her girls night out
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# fabulous!
i like that.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# She's
gorgeous!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# I bet
Roy will be slipping off that sexy little necklace ce soir... miaow
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# phwoar!
she's lovely!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Oi
You got to shop pictures here, not just copy pictures of Pat Butcher off the eastends website!

Woo and Rarrrr btw
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# sorry
I'm new here - anyway I did shop it, she had light pink lipstick before ;-)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# subtle
Your only a week late for the compo too
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds