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# I know it was last weeks challenge, but
This rather helpful page from BBC seems to be an entry for last weeks challenge

news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/june/18/newsid_3208000/3208664.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Disco, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Very good!
Well found
(spoonfeedme, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# SO. 1972: UK's worst air crash kills 118
Can someone remind when we had our best air crash?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# the one with the giraffes
only 2 fatalities, and they were just babies. And not forgetting the hilarity of the zoo the plane flew through.... giraffes on the wings, koalas in the propellers!
(~Sunny~, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Any of the myrriad
involving Richard Branson.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Hasn't happened yet
Richard Branson is rumoured to be involved!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Di
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Arf!
And a great username!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] RUN, DOCTOR!!!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# YAY
Cybermen rock \m/(*o*)\m/

they are very scary
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# they were the ones that made me cower behind the sofa,
not the daleks
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Exactly
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Nagh!
The ugly war dudes with the knock out buttons on the back of their neck were way scaryer.

Woo.

/edit: bloody hell the board is moving fast
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Hellbound...
(spoonfeedme, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# haha
now make the afterwards-pic (a pile of grey on the bottom of the pic)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I couldnt...
That would be in bad taste.
(spoonfeedme, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ya bastard!
You posted while I was making mine :(

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] dun - daa dun dun dun daaah

done before ..?
(rotating bread, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# probably would have been best to have a look?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# fuck me,
its going to hard to check isn't, theres about fifty bajillion already
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# tough
if you know someone's done it already, why not save yourself, and everyone else, the bother?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Oh, lighten up
for fluffiness sake!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# that was my second choice
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/11326/
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone got a beer?

(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# top
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Yay!
The best character EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# You are
VERY fluffy today!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# It's a very good competition, with some splendid entries.
But yes, I'm in a good mood on account of a) it's friday and b) I'm going to my 1st ever b3ta bash tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Don't forget to wear a crash helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I thought 'bash' was just a figure of speech!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Oh
and a cork of course.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# I never go out without one.
/guiness drinker
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# :D
You'll be fine.
I survived the last one.
*gibber*
*drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# woo!
(no I won't bite your shiny metal ass)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Nice.
"Bender, have you been out all night not drinking?"
(LionsPhil, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# yes
Now strip naked and get on the probulator.
(~Sunny~, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
#
"I'm gonna drink till I reboot"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# my favourite futurama quote
"Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"
(~Sunny~, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
God I'm getting the giggles a lot today!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# What are you looking at meatbag?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Bender is my hero

not my work
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] heather mills
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Harsh but fair
Good username too!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Mrs. Macca
(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Hull is....
...thataway \/
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# by a nose
.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Spoon Jar Thud

(HongKongFluey, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# So who's judging this compo?
200 entries already.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# most of them piss poor
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Ooo harsh
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I can't help feeling
he would have found this really fucking funny.

I did.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Um. Who?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Um.
Tommy Cooper?
(F1Monkey, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was Yitzhak Rabin.


(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Ha
fucking ha
(F1Monkey, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha!
What a great joke. Because, of course, Rabin was prime minister of Israel. And was involved in the 1982 Fez Initiative. And was assasinated. Hilarious!
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Oh yeah!
i thought the hat was the spoon and the jar, or something.

hides in corner
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Yeah, they
do look like a spoon and a jar...

sorry
(F1Monkey, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Tommy Cooper
Who died on stage in front of a live audience:
See the post for summary of the soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] One or both of the Jeremies.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# only two?
Clarkson, Paxman, Hardy, Beadle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I can only see the first two,
but help yourself!

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Ron
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# It's my first gif, yay woo!
(Dave the heed, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Thread Jack
Imagine being this blokes son:
Flaming hell

Woo to the pic btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# woo
you shouldn't have made it animate, just post a gif.. that would have messed with their melons
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# You make it sound like you're not one of 'them'
(Dave the heed, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I'd have been in on it though
.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 14:13, archived)
# a quick one .. (hoho)
(rotating bread, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Schu
macher?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I thought it was Fred Durst.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Shuh's jaw gets wider on the way down
doesn't it?
Still recognizable tho....
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Anything to do with the longest running TV show in british history?
You out tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# it is indeed
bearcub and mrsbear are with cold and we're supposed to be having the neighbours over for fireworks and since it's due to piss down here as well I shall get smashed by myself
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Aw
*hugs and drugs all round*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# remember. Never return to a lit firework!
We couldnt go into our back garden after we had a dud one year.

Moved in the end, and didnt tell the new owners about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly been done already.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# waaaaaa
GOATSE!
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Its an ant
with a big red bell end
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] i aint getting on no plane sucka!
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# winner!
w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# fantastic
lololol
(Mrs Lovely, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Thats no . . . etc

(Bus Turd, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] michael flatley
(Mrs Lovely, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)
# He he
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# best yet
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# He's paid a quid for every tap.
Fact!*


*may or may not be actual fact
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] .






he's the greatest, he's fantastic, wherever there is danger he'll be there...
(SniffingGeneral, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)
# crumbs
chief
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)
#
*Urinates upon your grey matter*
(ex-rat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Shush!
(LionsPhil, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Crumbs
Chief!

Woo too yoo!
(ex-rat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# wicked`


(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Yay!
Danger Mouse is great, a childhood hero of mine..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# In a snowstorm
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Crumbs!
Yet another bestest yet!

This really is a spiffing comp.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] right, my ideas have run dry and I'm too tired
so have a crappy made image
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Ahhh that's nice
good halloween mask too.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Woo Yay to pic

TJ The flat I was going for just got upped from £700pm to £800pm, or £850pm if I want them to put in a cooker that they said they would origonaly.

Fucking gready cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)
# filthy
cunting shitbags.
london landlords are the scum of the earth
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# It wasn't even done up nicely
It had a toxic-green bathroom, shit kitchen, and the rest were just rooms.

Im happy with that, but not at that price, and not with cnuts that up prices so baddly.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Oi!
Mrs Pxyzyzygy and I were London landlords for a while. And we were very nice to our tenants.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Well living in London
I expect you could only afford the one stick to beat them with.
;)
I'm sure you were
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)

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