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#
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(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Noooooaaaaarggghhh!!!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# bout
time
(icedragon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Face it... cats are just too lazy to get jobs
Dole Cat. It sounds like Pole Cat. See? Oh mwahahahahahah dribble....
(Rich Chestmat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Bastards
all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# yaay!
it's so true
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The guys were thankful
that Bear was on their side.

CFB

(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# yay!
ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Yay
for armed bears

and bearing arms.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# That's quite an army!
Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Agent Leo
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a good job for an adder...
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# ahahahahhaahahhahhh...groan
thud
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Hooray!
Hooorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
sthuperb.....
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# That am the worst pun I've heard this hour
Yark.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# .
Boa subtractor?
(Attention Whore, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] prawns
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# lovely
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it just me...
...or are they getting younger?

bit too obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# too cute
(Rich Chestmat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Obvious...
...but good!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Well made
I'll say.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Oh
That's so purtiful :)
(WhatNow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# In the immortal words of Cleveland ....
That's real nice
(Lulu, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and nasty


the wheels of industry
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# modificaiton...
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I'd watermark it too
Its gone round the office here faster than a dose.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# i dont see what yo.....
ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
nice
Pearoast:
...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# my eyes!
my beautiful eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# ?
what's the mod?
(cheesepump, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# seen it
feel ill
(cheesepump, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# there are
some things we'd just rather not think about
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# B34TL35
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Beans 49p
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha!
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
#
seconded!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# fourthed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# can i get a price check on this
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
#
Peak freans family assorted from 17½ to 12.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# anyone
done a gif of them being run over?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Make that "everyone"
... well, almost. (Sorry!)
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I remember Zak McFlimby did this one:
b3ta.com/board/1692393
Which I really liked
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] After passing his Pilot exam, Jeremy just got lazy!

(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# He's also
lazy and directionally challenged.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Not to mention
him being so damned lazy
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# and
damned lazy to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# MJ launches his own appeal
MJ launches his own appeal

(cheesepump, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Ai say, ai say, ai say,
The FBI have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland estate and found Class A drugs in the dining room, class B drugs in the hall and Class 5C in the bedroom!


(Mr_Sideways, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# P*pb*tch.
Where's Michael going on holiday?
He's off to Tampa with the kids
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# 19
...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# 23
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# 5164321651685434
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Professional Protestor?
(Mr_Sideways, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Ashamed
of himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] You want fries with that luv?

(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# there is a woman
who has that same expression who works in KFC in Brighton. She also has a lovely tattoo of a swallow on her neck, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# maybe the tattoo implies something you haven't thought of yet



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# *censored*

What am I saying!?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Put your hands up
& step away from the Python!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I can't possibly apologise enough.
I also apologise for the forthcoming edit, which will make this whole thing into a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# and you moan at me for using python!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# You can tell he actually works at KFC by the cig in his gob.
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# though...
it does,kinda, if you squint a bit, look like a bullet.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# yay
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Smoking is so bad for his health
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Aww Haha Aww Haha Aww Haha
etc etc.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# You wait for an hour and three come along at once
hahaha
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# hehe
elephant in a jumpsuit.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Harbour Master No-Hands
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
That's tree-mendes
Woo, yay and houpla

edit: I just noticed the reflection. Good job!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Tree-Mendes?
I knew Winslet should have never married that monkey! She was mine all mine!
(Punk-Ass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# You can't have her
I'm not done with her yet
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# "And you'll never find a kitty in
the zoo"

Blimey that Nessie was a greta program and choooon!
(Punk-Ass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Nicely!
One of the better Nohands...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# That
am special! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# very nice
i like it!

extra kudos for nautical posts
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# is that
whitby?
(cheesepump, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# It is indeed from a set of Whitby transparencies
I did some time ago for my college course in photography.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] welcome to the sky at night
I am Patrick Moorangutan.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Wooo!
Paintmash and Punnage! A devilish combination!
(Punk-Ass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Henry?
(Punk-Ass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# That makes me wonder
what Patrick Merangueutan would look like.

Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Is that the new Doctor Who?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# no
the new doctor who is some kind of alien played by some kind of alien(aka richard e grant)
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I read it was going to be Bonnie Tyler.
Or Tim Henwoman.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# just so you're aware
i'm talking about the animated dr who on the bbc site.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Industrial Paint Sprayer

(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# yee hah
woo yay.
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# you're too good
stop it!

only joking, keep going!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# so what is that
a character from the clangers?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# no it's an aardvark
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# that word just keeps making me think of that really bad joke
what do you call an anteater with a flick-knife?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# erm...
idiotic?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# sir


don't start me on bad jokes, ive got a hat full
(Symball, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# a
well 'ardvark?
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# ding!
you win a spider on a parachute
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# that very peculiar...
but also rather fabbo!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# dodgy,
the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# That smiling kitten
annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I can't look at that picture now.
You should have done atomic tortoises.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# yeah
should've used nohands!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# i did on the original
but i think i deleted it many moons ago
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# i want to kill them all.
'tide is high'?

not bloody high enough if they're still breathing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# I love the Barry Manilow song 'Mandy'
Now someone's ripped that off too.

Is nothing sacred?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Layla is, and always will be
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# that'll be west life.
who should be shot as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Did you know
Barry Manilow actually wrote that about his dog "Shandy".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
#
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# i already did


if wanking over a poster counts...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# oooooo
you dawg you
WE WANTS DETAILS
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# i had a night of wild, passionate sex with natasha (the middle one)
shes very flexible, and can scream like a banshee...


then i woke up
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# A banshee
or a kitty.

Where you all wet and alone?
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# A banshee


do you REALLY want me to answer that?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# !
no we don't!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# mwah-ha-ha
TOO LATE!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# timbervision!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

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