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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:03, archived)

go tweakey go

(schnurricane, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:03, archived)

cmon

stop, you're pushing the biscuit down

(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:03, archived)

your biscuit

is disrupting milly and rupe.

delete it and post it once he's done

(schnurricane, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:04, archived)

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:02, archived)

Quality Colour Correction

it's the details that count

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:04, archived)

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:02, archived)

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:02, archived)

i was right

keep on trucking, my brother.
take over the board.

(schnurricane, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:02, archived)

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:01, archived)

i think i see where this is going

(schnurricane, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:02, archived)

but do you like where this is going?

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Shiksa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:03, archived)

Old people are hilarious in all contexts.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:02, archived)

does anyone else see sauron's eye

in the fire on the roof?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:04, archived)

ok, please forgive me for what i am about to do.

really.

no, really.

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:00, archived)

i can't fucking wait

(schnurricane, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:01, archived)

I was gonna go to bed but now I'll stay up.

Edit: I knew it! He'll compo all 6 gazillion pics!

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:01, archived)

*quivers with anticipation*

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Shiksa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:01, archived)

the antici

pation is killing me

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:02, archived)

Sorry

or am I?

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mr_dog, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:48, archived)

i'm sure it's either a bindun or a repost

or an idea i had that i had but didn't do, either way, seen it before

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:49, archived)

what?

(schnurricane, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:50, archived)

i'm not sure

I'm a little drunk, lightly stoned and a lot tired

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:51, archived)

and a lot stupid.

(schnurricane, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:51, archived)

cock you

you cocking cockwhore

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:53, archived)

cock the cocking cock right in the cockhole!

cock.

*not intended for anyone in particular*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:00, archived)

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:50, archived)

thieving fuck!

...

right, that's it.....

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:55, archived)

Have you lost your mind?

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fassit is old, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:56, archived)

WHATT!!!!>????

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:57, archived)

I see.

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fassit is old, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:58, archived)

I frickin love these.

The Deathstar hanger is a favourite.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:57, archived)

haha

I haven't seen this one yet.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:57, archived)

one of the first if i recall

(schnurricane, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:58, archived)

Heh

I don't remember it from the gallery.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:58, archived)

prove it!

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:58, archived)

is it technically a bandwagon if it's compo'd

eh mr dog? or should i say cesar?

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:51, archived)

Yes<full stop>.</full stop>

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:51, archived)

haha

i found that funnier than i should have

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:54, archived)

ok thanks

for clearing that up

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:55, archived)

Needs a bit more

fat man in a bath.
In my opinion.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:51, archived)

or norks

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:56, archived)

Norks enhance everything.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:59, archived)

thats no

nork!

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:00, archived)

Okay

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mr_dog, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:59, archived)

no norks though

(moobs don't count)

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:00, archived)

Hmmm.

Needs more quo.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:04, archived)

From the book of illegal wrestling moves...

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:45, archived)

oh dear!

(schnurricane, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:45, archived)

tweaking an opponents nose with your man-banana?

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:45, archived)

that is just...

...I don't know what that is.

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Shiksa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:47, archived)

yeah nose pushing isn't allowed

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:47, archived)

Spedoinkle.

Ewww.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:50, archived)

hhahhahahggahhahhahhah

...yes.

this.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:50, archived)

How about this one?

(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:33, archived)

Pigeon bukkake.

Yes.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:34, archived)

spit it out!

eidt:
500 posts!!!!

****----***----***----*
*------*---*--*---*---*
**-----*---*--*---*---*
---*---*---*--*---*----
-**-----***----***----*

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:35, archived)

It's the new style.

All the kids are doing it.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:36, archived)

So I hear.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:46, archived)

It is

3 seperate images. As you can see there is the carwash, the car, and the bird. It is a US Carwash and a car with plates from england.

(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:36, archived)

they have plates like that in england?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:38, archived)

Not sure

I am not English. I was trying to be funny. Ha

(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:38, archived)

neither am i.

oh well.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:39, archived)

im sure

the window deems a useful tool for such enquieries

(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:40, archived)

how would that help?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)

well

on my street, the cars dont hide their number plates, so ther quite easy to see through a WINDOW

(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:47, archived)

and how would that help me knowing what the number plates are like in england?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:04, archived)

me nether

we should start a club!

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:40, archived)

right, that's it

the badly drawn cat will eat you:

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:39, archived)

Where's

The fish?

(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:40, archived)

yaaaaaaaay!

FIGHT!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)

they fight

the cat wins

next?

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)

proof of concept:

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:45, archived)

OCTOPUS!

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:48, archived)

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:55, archived)

Nothing can defeat the octopus.

With his jar opening powers and such.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:01, archived)

i hate to break it to you, but our numberplates

are
(letter saying the year of the car)numbernumbernumber(three letters saying where the car was purchaced)
allowing the creation of the wonderful numberplate, P155OFF

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:44, archived)

not quite

that means a car shop place can only sell 999 new cars a year...

(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:49, archived)

woo

me likee

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:35, archived)

I felt I had to

make up for my last post.

(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:37, archived)

arf!

..self-service?

*shudders*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:39, archived)

in my state

it's illegal to pump your own petrol... aaah teh stupid laws!

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)

state laws are often stupid

can't buy carryout liquor on Sundays in mine.

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Shiksa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:44, archived)

a dry county...

states are dumb

I can't pump my own fucking gas!!

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:49, archived)

well

it's a real, real bitch to be working for the man,
but shit, I do it well, so what the fuck?
I could probably wash dishes at some other fucker's dump, but it's all the same to me,
bust an ass to make a buck...

(Ween)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:53, archived)

not as stoopid as the yorkshire law

it's legal to shoot a scotsman with a crossbow on a tuesday morning.
in fact find me a scottish newbie!
*gets crossbow*

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:49, archived)

oooooh

I like that law. probably lots of dead scotsmen on tuesday, with arrows in their chests

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:56, archived)

funny you should say that

back in the summer in nottinghamshire where im from a guy was killed on his dorrstep with a crossbow. i dunno how the fuck you can get your hands on one these days

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:03, archived)

(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)

That was

quick

(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:44, archived)

from the Southbank Centre (not center), (London)

(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:29, archived)

very nice

_{(I haven't worked out how to do vectors very
well)}

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:30, archived)

i'd teach you but i'm lazy so here's a selection vectors moving quickly

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:32, archived)

reminds me of

Shaun Of The Dead

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:34, archived)

in that it's shit?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:35, archived)

jumping over garden fences

silly sausage

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:38, archived)

hmm, how about a bit of NINJA sotd reminderage

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:35, archived)

I never could work out a good way to spang that one

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:36, archived)

it's a bit unspangable

unlike:

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:38, archived)

damn you redexes!

*shakes fist

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:38, archived)

/gets idea

/falls over

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:40, archived)

(not exactly what I ment)

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:42, archived)

hahaha

hurray you have a perverse mind, but it's subdued

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:43, archived)

I have the mind

of a 13 year old boy

that's not what I ment either... basically I'm immature.

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:45, archived)

all the best people are

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:46, archived)

so true

I can't be friends with someone who doesn't think "I'd like to double your entendre" is funny

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:51, archived)

hurray for laughing on your own at words in your room at 3 in the morning!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:53, archived)

yay!!!

it's always best that way... is your night getting better?

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:57, archived)

do you have an e-mail

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:03, archived)

Vile temptress!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:40, archived)

i can tempt some more if you'd like

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:44, archived)

No! Shant!

Only because I don't have any wiggly celebs. Have a standard celeb.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:47, archived)

and so it begins

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:48, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:52, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:00, archived)

handy timing, i just made this

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)

he could cartwheel in with a spade held between his feet

and spang out of the cartwheel

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:40, archived)

*slightly entranced

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:38, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:34, archived)

he's got that skateboard upside down

fucking amateur

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:30, archived)

It's the new style.

All the cool kids are doing it.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:31, archived)

well done.

he's going to fall, though.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:31, archived)

especially because

he has no eyes

(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:35, archived)

Super stylin'

That is hatstand.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:31, archived)

stupid fucking skateboarders.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:31, archived)

thanks!

mmm...Vectrex!!

(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:34, archived)

nice,

skateboardig is ace, i could never kickflip though

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:39, archived)

in stupidly late reply to something earlier

(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:24, archived)

look at his stupid little face!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:26, archived)

Drop down Menu>Filter>Add Hammock.

Don't deny it.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:26, archived)

gadzooks!

foiled again!

(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:27, archived)

Tools> Options> Foil

it's a Firefox plugin

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:30, archived)

edit\add giggling\100%

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:31, archived)

Must be a gimp feature.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:28, archived)

I've stopped using the GIMP

It doesn't recognise my Wacom

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:31, archived)

couldn't get the hammock to swing

in Imageready!

kok!

(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:30, archived)

Nothing wrong with late replies dude

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:30, archived)

gif, man, gif.

(schnurricane, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:46, archived)

but jpeg looks xtra tacky

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:51, archived)

got bored...

decided to get back into photoshop again.
messing around with paths and my ugly mug.

sorry if it goes redex, only my second pic posted since joining ages ago.

(EvilNoodle, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)

haha,

you have a stupid smelly ear plug thing.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:16, archived)

AND IT'S YOUR DEFINING FEATURE!

*rolls about on floor laughing*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:17, archived)

are you a native indian?

are you are you are you?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:17, archived)

can i try and get my nob in that hole?

can i can i can i?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:18, archived)

HAHAHA!

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:19, archived)

i think he's an emo. the black, the ear thing

but i could be wrong

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:21, archived)

is your

nob that small?

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b2 I'm not really here..., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:22, archived)

Skin stretches rather well.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:23, archived)

nearly.

i'll probably have to stretch the emo fucker a bit though.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:23, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:37, archived)

ahahahaha.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:39, archived)

is that

you?

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:43, archived)

you must be fucking joking

...I found that in EvilNoodle's directory.

it's quite cropped, but there's a passing resemblance to Lol Tolhurst...

this is me, silly.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:57, archived)

meh

i've had my hair cut since then

(EvilNoodle, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:33, archived)

I don't think they're bad

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:20, archived)

they smell bad.

also, they make you look like everyone else with one. a pretentious cunt who wants to be original. also, nobody likes you.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:21, archived)

wow

looks like i've encountered my first twat.
great.

(EvilNoodle, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:23, archived)

hahahahaha.

RESULT!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:23, archived)

it's okay.

You're still young.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:23, archived)

nobody likes me?

*goes into corner and cries*

I wasn't aware they smelled... I did thinner ones for a little while, but then... decided I wanted to wear real earrings

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:23, archived)

i make fun, but in truth,

i have an iron girder through my leg and a ship's anchor through my frontal lobe.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:24, archived)

ooh

do people call you anchorhead?

the frontal lobe- all about judgement and foresight...*

_{wishes she weren't such a science geek}

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:28, archived)

*molests*

i like you, you seem nice...

/subdues goblin with a molest and a kiss on the cheek

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:29, archived)

Ah yes, the ever-subtle molest.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:30, archived)

even after the molestation

i like you too! let's be friends!

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:32, archived)

/high fives

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:33, archived)

yes!

you do know how much I love high fives

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:35, archived)

hahaha

/keen memory

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:37, archived)

you have the

cunning of a fox...

I'm not sure what I ment by that

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:39, archived)

anchorhead

is what he thinks they say

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:32, archived)

you make fun

really? i'd never have guessed

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:32, archived)

they do smell

100% FACT

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:25, archived)

I'm guessing from your silhoutte you look a bit

like Shane Ritchie.

Nice work.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:18, archived)

more like shane macgowan.

the ugly freak.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:19, archived)

errrr

sand goblin..no and no

..and i hope i don't look like shane bloodie richie.
the silhouette's crap because i'm at the wrong angle so i could get my ear straight.

(EvilNoodle, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:21, archived)

haha, why would you want your ear straight?

it has just made us notice that ridiculous hole in it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:22, archived)

hmm

i am not emo.
i don't wear stupid trucker caps or extra baggy pants that are down my ankles.
i'm simply interested in piercings, maybe you should go and find and interest instead of being a total wanker.

(EvilNoodle, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:28, archived)

he's only 78% wanker, actually

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:29, archived)

that's..

still tooo much unfortunately.

(EvilNoodle, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:30, archived)

ah, okay.

Just twist his knob a little to the left.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:32, archived)

yes!

this!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:34, archived)

you have a hole in your ear, you have a hole in your ear!

*jumps up and down, pointing and giggling*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:30, archived)

I have 12 holes in my ears

you gonna point and laugh at me too?

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:33, archived)

yup.

*laughs at metalhead*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:33, archived)

I have a hole between my buttocks.

/Coat

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:33, archived)

i have a piercing on my sphincter.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:34, archived)

well,

I would be a little worried if you didn't

_{edit: it looks like I'm glad you have a pierced sphincter}

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:34, archived)

sir, it would appear someone has shot you in the lug

my deepest sympathies

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:20, archived)

lurker!

thought I was shy!

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:21, archived)

my defining features:

BIG SMILE, BIG HAIR, SPACKING

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:23, archived)

SPACK SPACK SPACK.

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:24, archived)

hahaha

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:25, archived)

and for anyone who hasn't met him,

his face is actually like that.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:25, archived)

even if my hair isn't

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:28, archived)

haha

the (fetching) pictures of him in a dress support your thesis

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:29, archived)

RAH!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:26, archived)

s'nice

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:26, archived)

my defining feature

is the fact that I have my underpants on my head.

That, and the smell. But you're probably too polite to mention that

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:26, archived)

My defining feature is my large chin.

Its fucking large.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:28, archived)

Mine are my

......

_{immature, sarcastic jokes?}

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:44, archived)

'Ning all.

I don't hate the irish. I'm half irish.
I just hate these wee little feckers.
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I hope one day to write a childrens book.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:03, archived)

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE

ps. very good :D

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:05, archived)

Ta.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:06, archived)

fiddle-dee-dee-potato!

woo to you.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:06, archived)

woo yay

i love the way you end your stories

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:10, archived)

What? With the violence and all.

I blame the telebox.
I've never been the same since i started watching "The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers".

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:13, archived)

yeah that was cool man.

i was only a nipper when that started. but i rememeber it like i remember britpop

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)

Haha

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:11, archived)

Thats right ladies and gents

I've gotten my hands on my old graphics tablet again.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:12, archived)

I get it!

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:16, archived)

occured to me on the bus on sunday morning

and i burst out laughing randomly, kept me giggling all day.
Although, this was after an afternoon of heavy drinking and a sleepless night.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:17, archived)

it's going to keep me giggling

for a few days, cause I'm probably more immature

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:19, archived)

ooohhhh

I get it.

Superb.

(thew, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:20, archived)

ouch.

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Shiksa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:22, archived)

Biggar!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:59, archived)

Wooness!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:00, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:01, archived)

arf!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:03, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:03, archived)

your all copycats

www.b3ta.com/board/4235625

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:05, archived)

imitation is the highest form of wit.

or something.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:10, archived)

copying is the greatest type of humour

or equivalent

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:14, archived)

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

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deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)

I say!

how terribly, terribly woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:00, archived)

i can't help but approve of this.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:00, archived)

i like that

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:06, archived)

Something I have been messing with

Original

Shopped

(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:57, archived)

/drop down menu>filters>chalk relief>ok

/bitch

ps. sorry i'm feeling crap

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:59, archived)

feel better!

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:01, archived)

i shall try

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:05, archived)

ok,

as long as you try

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)

filtered and cropped

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:59, archived)

my sentiments prezactly

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:00, archived)

drawn!

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:04, archived)

Skillz.

Of the mad variety.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:09, archived)

Christina Ricci?

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:09, archived)

oooh that's what I was thinking

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)

indeedly

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)

Very nicely done.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:16, archived)

thank you

i'm glad you could tell

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:18, archived)

I had a little crush on her.

The second drawing threw me off a bit because she looks much older in it. I guess it's based on Monster or something.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:19, archived)

yes, i haven't seen monster but people have said that's where that shot is from

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:24, archived)

yes

you get a few woos and several yays

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:18, archived)

Heavens!

Yay to that sir

(thew, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:10, archived)

showoff

did you do that with a real pencil or tablet?

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:12, archived)

real :)

my tablet stuff is much better:

also, i've had no training and i'm pissed, so nya nya nya!

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:14, archived)

Well at least with pencil

you don't redex!

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:35, archived)

hehe

i'll try to fix it

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:40, archived)

You must've got bad nack ache

shopping that

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:47, archived)

nah,

i was wankiing constantly

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:50, archived)

sorrie

slysdexic tiping. eye ment you're nek

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:54, archived)

Filteriffic.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:05, archived)

howzit done?

totally underwhelmed by your skills

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:10, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:53, archived)

Yay!

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:55, archived)

hah

very nice

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:55, archived)

Hmmm

I hope my own stance is obvious here. I'd hate for it to be misunderstood.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:58, archived)

yeah

DOWN WITH GAYS

/misinterpreting for comedies sake

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:00, archived)

heh.

we've been having hints of that problem with the kilroy stuff. it appears the extreme right dislike him along with the left. and most sane people.
there have been a couple of less than pleasant sites linking in.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:08, archived)

i liked you anyway

but i like you more. as with a lot of poeple on b3ta who are open minded and hate kilroy and any other right wing cunt

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:30, archived)

so true

woo!

and yay.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:56, archived)

that's purdy

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:56, archived)

the main reason

is AIDS.
and TERROR.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:59, archived)

howzitdone?

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tweaknik, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:32, archived)

haha!

das goot

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deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:42, archived)

'ning!

My first post, be nice!

Not even vaguely shopped... Fabulous prizes to anyone who guesses the movie!

(thew, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:47, archived)

The

Spongebob Squarepants movie?

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:48, archived)

have a winnar!

(thew, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:50, archived)

Where's my

fabulous prize, then?

*looks expectant*

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:51, archived)

you

have to fish it out of my bum... with your penis

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:53, archived)

*drum roll*

(thew, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:53, archived)

Thank you!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:54, archived)

the spongebob squarepants movie.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:48, archived)

means General admissions. I know cause I worked in a cinema. Til I was fired for being tardy and uncooth.

(noom, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:50, archived)

I still do

and I envy you for being fired.

(thew, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:51, archived)

i didn't get a job in a cinema i applied for.

i knew more about films than the manager did, therefore could have shown him up.

the cunt.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:57, archived)

The sponge finger

and the cheeky cheesecake.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:54, archived)

...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:55, archived)

aaaahahahaaa

yay!

(thew, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:56, archived)

took FAR too long

and i'm sure it's been done before and a lot better...

Clicky for huge jpeg

original image: www.artlebedev.ru/studio/posters/beatles/beatles-640x480.jpg

_{MOD EDIT: A 370KB jpeg??? Please read up on otimising your images - there is a link in the FAQ.}

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:47, archived)

but woo to yours!

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:53, archived)

damn u!

takes ages getting rid of the beatles doesnt it?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:54, archived)

it sure does

and there's still two of the cunts left!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:57, archived)

cunts aside

download the photoshop PSD abbey road file

with pre-cut out band!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:59, archived)

Hah.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:18, archived)

on an insect tip

Ant Farm

(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:58, archived)

yes indeedy

but that's half the fun

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:02, archived)

similar subject

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mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:19, archived)

The Lesser Known Seal Cock chillin' at the Badger State Ethanol Farm

(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:46, archived)

That's sure a giant cock

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:51, archived)

dare I say

it's mine?

(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:53, archived)

I don't know-

I don't have a frame of reference... but it looks good so far

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abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:54, archived)

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