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# i'm going to sleep.
and i'm not even giving you a picture.

suck on that.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:35, archived)
# nice edit and goodnight
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:36, archived)
# to be fair,
it wasn't that nice an edit.
in fact, it didn't really warrant comment.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:36, archived)
# ring me if you need help
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:37, archived)
# same goes for you,
you big turd-eating SHITSTEAK

YOU don't warrant comment.

Yeah, YOU.

Don't warrant comment.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:39, archived)
# ok
I will.
goodnight.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:36, archived)
# i'm going to watch a film
and hide under a duvet.
and then i'm going to stick brocolli down my cock and dance to hendrix.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:37, archived)
# will do.
night night.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:38, archived)
# night
/gone
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:38, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:38, archived)
# He's saying
'piss, piss, piss, piss, piss'...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 5:09, archived)
# Now where did Lamar get to?
*SCREEE!*
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 5:20, archived)
# Fuckin'
headhumpers.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 7:52, archived)
# you'll be sorry
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:38, archived)
# I give to you... the hamdog...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:15, archived)
# hey, i haven't seen you in a long time.


and that looks fucking delicious.


what an amazing journey.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:16, archived)
# Honestly,
the sausages made me want to cry. Every bite I took, I imagined how much better it would have been with sausages.

And bacon.



And I've been hiding. Or lurking, whichever.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:22, archived)
# you look a little like my brother's ex girlfriend.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:19, archived)
# Is your brother named
Rob, Matt, or Jody?
And live in Wyoming, Alaska, or Texas?
Have we met?
Are you stalking me?
If so, can you run to the store and get me something to drink?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:27, archived)
# no, no, no
and no no no no and no.
also, no.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:31, archived)
# epic.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:21, archived)
# hey!
the fact that it says "hoagie bun" amuses me... cause I thought only weirdos like philly people said hoagie... it does look kinda like a cheese steak...

/realizes she is rambling about things you people know nothing about
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:22, archived)
# haha
I've spent the last several years of my life working for philly weirdos.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:31, archived)
# we are a lively bunch...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:32, archived)
# lively is good.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:35, archived)
# my my
 
that looks utterly disgusting.

but I applaud your efforts!

FOR SCEINCE!

woo.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:24, archived)
# For science
Tell me why this is blue, dammit :P

www.ephrine.com/hamdog/6.html
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:26, archived)
# take another picture without flash
and take a look, otherwise, not a clue
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:28, archived)
# It's a still from film
On a Sony CCD-TRV608

I'm guessing infrared sensor? It's got nightshot capability, but it wasn't on (y'know, being daytime and all)

I'm going to try again with a digicam and actual film :P
Cause I'm all curious now
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:30, archived)
# nah
infared stuff costs thousands, and nightshot capability just cranks up the brightness.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:32, archived)
# Hmm
Well, now I'm just plain flabbergasted

Mostly at the thought of the cranked up brightness thing, since we've taken the cam all sorts of places and attempted to film things in as little light as we could manage :P
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:36, archived)
# sorry to disagree but...
IR stuff doesn't cost thousands and is included on most Sony camcorders and top-end digital stills cameras. I've had an Infra-red nightvision camcorder (that cost £300) for years. That's probably what it is. Also a lot of CCDs pick up IR whether or not the camera's fitted with the lights to illuminate stuff with it. Take a remote control, point it at the camera and press a button and you should see it flashing through the camera.

I've got a similar pic of a dark red candle which is blue in the photo.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:43, archived)
# that's a pretty convincing answer
..this is as far as I got with google:

Our brain tends to create that most light of a moderately wide spectrum appears as white light to us. Film does not have this ability to compensate. Film balanced for tungsten, ie. incandescent light, will make sunlit scenes appear very blue. Film balanced for daylight gives an orange cast to incandescent light. Flourescent light can be anywhere between 3000 and 6000, with some particularly ugly greens in between.

from a film-makers' forum.

Probably a different thing altogether.

:(
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:47, archived)
# ...
I think so cos the digital cameras should automatically white-balance around that.

Another thing to try with it is take it to a car-garage forecourt if you can find one with those big IR spotlights (they just glow faintly red to your eyes) and take a picture.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:54, archived)
# that, I can't help you with
 
I've just been pondering how to make a vegetarian version.

tofu doesn't wrap very well at all...
...but deep-frying improves all foods.

I ain't no scientician.

www.mofaha.com/b3ta_images_gallery.asp?imgNum=3
 
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:29, archived)
# Actually
They have super-size vegan bugers in a store near me. You could probably wrap one around a vegetarian hot dog :)

I'd suggest taking one of the patties and attempting to cut it in half, along it's width, so that you have two thinner ones, and wrap them... it worked a LOT better with thinner meat to go 'round.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:32, archived)
# true
 
the only problem with TVP is, it tastes like shit.

I think just deep-fried tofu, along with the chili, cheese, onions, eggs, and chips, ought to do it.

ooh! mushrooms!
 
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:34, archived)
# I wouldn't know about the taste
I can't recall ever having eaten one. My dad's a great cook and a true Southerner at heart. I one day hope to own my own cow so that I can feed it fattening foods and have actual marbled steak, and not this lean, "healthy" crap they offer at the butcher's
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:41, archived)
# linda macartney's vegetarian mince
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:44, archived)
# yeah well, look what happened to her
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:45, archived)
# she married paul
who died and had his death covered up and hidden in many beatles songs
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:47, archived)
# I was thinking more about the bowel cancer
 
than the celebrity marriage, crap food, miserable singing, and general awfulness.
 
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:48, archived)
# i'm being driven crazy
trying to work out why the cooking element is blue on camera. Top work, but i'm all hungry now.

And for the first time in years, no one is online on my msn list, would some b3tans be so good as to add thier glowing personalities to my msn?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:27, archived)
# Same as my email
...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:30, archived)
# Porn for Foodies
I sent my brother that.
he wants one really badly but then I have seen him eat a deep fried meat pie on a bun with chili sauce, cream cheese and pickled onions
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:28, archived)
# I like your manifesto, I'll put it to the testo.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:03, archived)
# hehe
i like this more than i should
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:05, archived)
# i can't stop listening to the sultans of ping.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:06, archived)
# I do enjoy the pensive look his face
her face?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:10, archived)
# there's something about this
that makes me tut.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
best laugh ever.

mine would be funnier if i were drunk too.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:08, archived)
# no it wouldn't, you humourless cunt.
what's your msn?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:08, archived)
# GONE!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:10, archived)
# you are very drunk, aren't you
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:09, archived)
# i'm not that bad
i'm just a prick normally
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:09, archived)
# I don't think you seem like a prick
and I was judging based solely on the slurrage

(then again I have no basis for comparison...)

and anyone who knows of the hippo can't be bad
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:10, archived)
# hurray!
ask SSG
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:14, archived)
# you can take it from me,
this man is not to be trusted.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:14, archived)
# but
he seems trustworthy...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:15, archived)
# just look at his hair.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:15, archived)
# that both defends
and rebuts my previous statement

most people would probably see it as something to be scared of

but I am in awe of its mowhawkeyness

edit: plus, skaface? al pacino with a trombone? that makes me happy. I used to play the trombone!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:17, archived)
# i used to play trombone
but i got good on tuba so stopped
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:22, archived)
# i hated my band leader
so I never got good enough to be of any use...


you and me, we got a lot in common, we do

edit: IDEA- i'll send you a pic of the hippo for goose quest
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:23, archived)
# YES
you must!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:27, archived)
# I'll get right on it
meaning I'll send you a picture tomorrow... is it ok if it's all snowy?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:28, archived)
# that's fabulous thanks alot
ps. my band was good, we were national youth chapions for a year
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:29, archived)
# oooh
impressive.

and with that, I'm off to bed

night!!
/high fives
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:32, archived)
# /high fives
sleep well
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:25, archived)
# yay!
edit: /very tired, making everything extremely amusing
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:27, archived)
# but he's such a fun drunk
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:14, archived)
# i'm fun all the time
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:15, archived)
# /believevs this to be true
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:20, archived)
# crazy
anyway i'm off to play sonic 2 on my megadrive followed by sleepy time. g'night b3ta
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:08, archived)
# night!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:11, archived)
# COOL
I guess that is you dancing in the disco.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 8:54, archived)
# hahaha
on repeat
hahahahahaha
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
funniest thing i ever made!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:56, archived)
# the giggling at the end
is amazing
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:56, archived)
# she rocks!
i start, my mate says says "oh my god whatever" and then his girlfriend my other friend giggled like a loon!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:57, archived)
# made me laugh
and then feel stupid for laughing out loud alone at 4 am or whatever crazy time you think it is
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
oh god.


that is very, very funny.

this is me listening to that for the third time:
www.schnurricane.com/b3ta/melistening.wav
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:02, archived)
# wow
i'm quite impressed that you felt the need to record yourself laughing at a recording of yourself

edit:made me laugh too
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:05, archived)
# well it was actually a recording of him
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:05, archived)
# yes
i noticed that after I posted it

still, its a good concept

and makes me laugh
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:07, archived)
# oh my god
too fucking funny!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:10, archived)
# he has a lovely laugh though, doesn't he?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:06, archived)
# i laugh like a small girl
www.schnurricane.com/giggle.swf

with very vague disco biscuits jam in the background.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:07, archived)
# that was creepy
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:07, archived)
# [gets HORN]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:08, archived)
# laughed more
thats better than the best thing
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:02, archived)
# Microphones are fun.
Its official.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:03, archived)
# bought one but im not sure where it is...
i feel left out
haha
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:04, archived)
# I've got one somewhere
I just need to find it and then figure out how to do that stuff on my computer.

/tech tard
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:05, archived)
# I have one but it's a broken piece of crap.

I say intelligent things into it.
But they come out sounding stupid.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:10, archived)
# hahaha
never mind the pictures, more sound clips on b3ta!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:04, archived)
# pfffft!
[dies]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:56, archived)
# what the hell is that?!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:57, archived)
# GooDNIGHT!
i can no longer stay awake!

and sorry for the boardjack, but it was magnificant! the night of tweaknik!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:58, archived)
# what a drunky.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:58, archived)
# night
have fun... doing things
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:59, archived)
# it certainly was.
goodnight brave and lovely fellow.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:59, archived)
# g'night
you threadjacking loon you
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:00, archived)
# magnificent job tonight
sweet dreams
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:02, archived)
# *nearly expires from laughter*
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:59, archived)
# i don't get it
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:59, archived)
# Thats the most beautiful laugh.
Plus good american accent.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:01, archived)
# i haven't posted this

i mean, not in a new thread.
i never make new threads

look at my big pink hand
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:38, archived)
# still gorgeous.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:39, archived)
# well,
don't tell anyone, but it's just a really rough sketch, but the camera wasn't really focused
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:55, archived)
# i'm going to tell the world!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:57, archived)
# Yes you have.
Very nice.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:40, archived)
# I can only marvel
at that level of talent.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:42, archived)
# I did notice the lack of sunlight
but then, only my face and arms are brown.

:(

hey, now this makes sense as a reply:

www.b3ta.com/board/4266783

sweet.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:45, archived)
# ooh
obviously this photo was not taken from your eye level, as the watch is drawn in different perspective.

but i can't draw that so i'll woo and steal your brain
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:46, archived)
# utter genius
notice that on your own did you?

Hey look everyone, anime liking folk CAN recognise some basic artistic concepts.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:49, archived)
# trying to save your own skin, eh
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:51, archived)
# whut?
/being too dazed and tired to understand
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:53, archived)
# hahaha
ha
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:52, archived)
# That's an odd statement considering you have taken
artistic advice from me on more than one occasion when drawing your planets and whatnot.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:54, archived)
# touche

He's got you there.

Ow!

Pssssst!

On FIRE.

Ba----zing.

Kablowie.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:59, archived)
# don't worry
your pictures are good, man.

this is all just bullshit.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:00, archived)
# nasty
and brutish
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:57, archived)
# i had to rearrange
the book to get the sketch into the light...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:49, archived)
# sometimes i wish i'd payed attention in GCSE art
but then, i remember that one day i want a real job

[edit]yes, i AM in a bitter and cynical mood tonight, i put it down to my funny sleeping pattern at the moment, and metting jenny's boyfriend at last for my approval. If you don't know ho jenny is, then you don't know me well enough to care anyway
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:49, archived)
# a real job flipping burgers?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:52, archived)
# haha
[is completely engrossed in the teenage dramatics of jenny and her sordid love triangle]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:54, archived)
# us lot went out tonight
and she brings simon along, just so i could give my approval, and I bloody liked him. Bastard.

Haha, look what i found
www.b3ta.com/board/3623778
www.b3ta.com/board/3623819
b3ta.com/board/3623995
my god i was sloshed when i wrote all this
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:59, archived)
# i've got one, and i used it
until i realised that everyone i would actualy care if they read it or not i talk to practically every day
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:01, archived)
# hehehe


thanks for not destroying me!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:33, archived)
# [fires a laser]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:33, archived)
#
*takes it back due to lazer destruction*

8D
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:35, archived)
# have a Camilla Woo
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:37, archived)
# that is absolutely enthralling.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:38, archived)
# Hypnotic.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:39, archived)
# TECHNO TECHNO

g'nite
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:41, archived)
# woah
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:41, archived)
# aha!
so, monkeys apes evolved from Charles Darwin!

I knew it!

'night, you.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:53, archived)
# she scares me so
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:41, archived)
# we love you.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Good night.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34, archived)
# hahaha
nice :)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:35, archived)
# woah
pie replicant.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:35, archived)
# well well well
what did i tell ya?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:35, archived)
# hahaa
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:36, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
well done!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:37, archived)
# I WILL DESTROY YOU YET.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:35, archived)
#
IN THE BUM
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:36, archived)
# COCK ATTACK.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:37, archived)
# *wanks*
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:40, archived)
# HEHE
so that's what you sound like!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:41, archived)
# i say things like that, too

[snaps fingers on alternating sides of head]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:42, archived)
# go
girlfriend
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:43, archived)
# diin't
not didn't.

[vogues]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:50, archived)
# hahahahaaaaah!
that's astounding.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:48, archived)
# haha
fun with microphones!!!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:52, archived)
# pffft
haha!
you two are having more fun with this.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:53, archived)
# you've heard
the "Make That A Link" song?

oh, the indling!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:43, archived)
# HAHA
OUCH!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:39, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:44, archived)
# Whats your color?
WTF??? Edit Apologises if seen before
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:27, archived)
#
www.schnurricane.com/b3ta/metoo.wav




(nothing personal, just recorded it.)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:29, archived)
# *collapses backward in chair laughing*
that had a bit of Clint Eastwood about it.
kinda sexy, actually.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:32, archived)
# that's a cute 'git' you've got there
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34, archived)
# he's actually trying to replicate me saying it
and i'm slurred to fuck as i'm drunk
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:36, archived)
# [wink]

i'll wink even harder if you turn out to be a sexy babe.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:36, archived)
# um, yes!
sure! I am!

[shaves legs rapidly]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:37, archived)
# ha
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:38, archived)
# the picture right?
pants and pubic hair. in different colours? I want green
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:29, archived)
# Um...
WTF?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:30, archived)
# I don't understand.
Is the G-String pre-worn. Plus what do g-strings have to do with storage devices.
/Hides in corner/
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:31, archived)
# i wouldn't call it a g-string
its too big
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:33, archived)
# in the front, at least
but you ain't got no idea what could be going on out back.

that's the beauty of sexy underpants.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34, archived)
# haha
maybe
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:37, archived)
# than never
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20, archived)
# it's still yesterday where I am!
so its not too late...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:21, archived)
# I'm in the North East of Brazil
= late-ish
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:22, archived)
# it's late
but not too late, not the 15th
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:35, archived)
# /puts on dress
/offers rose
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:23, archived)
# rowrrrr
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:28, archived)
#
*hugs*
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:30, archived)
# you are irresistable when you're in drag


/finds pictures from last night
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:35, archived)
# What part of Americatown do you live?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:23, archived)
# east coast.......
I'm not going to say which state 'cause then I'll be the butt of all the jokes
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:33, archived)
# I'm from Florida
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:35, archived)
# oooooo a southerner
Fine.....

Jersey. but I don't say "joisey"
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:37, archived)
# I knew it
joisey!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:38, archived)
# i'm from new jersey and i brag about it
i think it's really great,
all of the other states across the nation,
may mean a lot to some, but i'm from new jersey
and i'd rather be in guernesy god damn that's why i'm proud i'm from!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:39, archived)
# hahaha
very nice
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:42, archived)
# i heard it on a less than jake album
hello rockview or losing streak i forget
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:44, archived)
# hahaha
yes... less than jake... I think there's a picture from my school on one of their albums

my school's hippo is in some album...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:45, archived)
# GAINESVILLE ROCK CITY!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:47, archived)
# ah yes
teh hippo in all its glory
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:48, archived)
# /give me five!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:49, archived)
# HIGH FIVE!!!
yes!!!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:54, archived)
# Why would people make fun of NJ?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:39, archived)
# oh, i don't know
maybe because it's such a stupid state!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:40, archived)
# here we go
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:41, archived)
# damn you new yorker
*angry fiiiiist!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:55, archived)
# maybe they don't that far south
but New Yorkers hate it
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:41, archived)
# hahahaa!
Jersey!

[doesn't actually know any jokes about Jersey]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:40, archived)
# And I'm
betwixt the two o' youse...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:43, archived)
# i like the skirt
i must buy one
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:23, archived)
# *refluffs*
 


yay!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:33, archived)
# awwww
lully!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:14, archived)
# Where's Millie?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:14, archived)
# i demand a sweary offensive time from now until the morning.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# fuck no
you cuntbadger
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
# ladies don't swear.
goddammit.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
# I swear all the fuckin time
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:23, archived)
# have you got a penis?
if not i don't believe you
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:26, archived)
# I haven't
well, not as much as I used to... but still quite often
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:29, archived)
# ah, out of my league then
i shall leave you alone
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:30, archived)
# girls who swear are out of your league?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:32, archived)
# hmm or maybe girls are out of his league
they are for me, sticks with the amoeba's
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34, archived)
# naive ones?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:39, archived)
# Most girls are out of my league.
Except maybe this one:
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She's got experience godamn.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:36, archived)
# that is truly
a depressing picture
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:37, archived)
# How dare you!
That's my woman!!!!
/coat
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:38, archived)
# but my friend jenny is a lady, because the's the daughter of a scottish lord
and she has a mouth FULL of filth

(but the rumours going round may attribute that to something else)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:25, archived)
# GET TO FUCK YOU DIRTY CUNTING BASTARD!
/love you YOU DIRTY FUCKING WHORE
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
# Fucking Hobbits.
My favourite insult:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# your wish is my command
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# fucking A
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:24, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# yay
cap'n's back
it's only a matter before someone puts the old couple in this.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# they're called millie and rupe.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
# their called
useless layabouts to me.
funny ones though
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:19, archived)
# these always make me laugh
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# hehe
sorry if I pushed you off the board earlier... that was a one-off
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20, archived)
# i'm so terribly sorry
but this must be some kind of record?

i love you all!

edit: come on, that was impressive?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
# *molests*
We love you anyway :)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# done?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# I for one am not offended, in the least.
I think you just won the compo, by the way.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# a man's got to do what a man's got to do.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# is that it now?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# You finished?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# that's ok
schnurr is going to cunt me hard apparently
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# [polishes up the cunter]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# oooh, polished
lah di dah
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# don't be sorry.
We need a bit of that, uh... whatever it is... every once in awhile.

edit: Heh. 5 of the 23 compo pages are Tweaknik's.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# wow
that was most annoying


(it was funny, though)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# you look american.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:14, archived)
# i think she looks vaguely like fpm.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# I would
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# who's fpm?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:17, archived)
# ah
its the swishy bangy thing
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:19, archived)
# uuum
i am

*curls up into little ball
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# I retract the above statement
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
# cause I'm american?



at least I have the sense to be ashamed of it
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
# oh fair enough then
*drops trousers*
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# if only I weren't thousands of miles away...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20, archived)
# why?
"I am an American artist and I have no guilt"
- Patti Smith
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# I like my country
but not the stupid things its leaders are doing
and the hubris... always with the hubris
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20, archived)
# well
it's not like there's any poms on this board who are pro-Blair.

:)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:23, archived)
# that's true
but the whole world doesn't hate you guys
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:28, archived)
# fair point
 
though I'm neither pom nor yank
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:32, archived)
# lucky bastard
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:32, archived)
# you mean i'm not going to cunt you?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# oh, I thought you already had
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# stick it up your flue you great pansy!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# *sticks it HARD*
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34, archived)
# Well done
You took over the board in one BlitzTweak.

/impressed
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:14, archived)
# that was rather interesting
you monopolized the board, and no one is too badly angered. well done!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:14, archived)
# Hurray for alcoholically enthused Tweaknk
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# he posted
with a gusto

(did I use that correctly?)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# nope
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# i'll give you nope!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:19, archived)
# haha
that almost makes sense...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:22, archived)
# it does when i tell you i just sent him a soundwave of me saying "nope"
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:23, archived)
# ooooooh
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:24, archived)
# with his ridiculous accent.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
my voice is much lower than your balls!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:26, archived)
# aww
that made me all happy

haha


edit: you all have funny accents
*looks around and realizes she's the one with an accent
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:26, archived)
# i don't sound like that at all by the way
it's schnurr trying to replicate my sexy low voice
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:28, archived)
# I know...
but thanks for the clairification

p.s.
-accents make any voice sexy
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:30, archived)
# reowrrr!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34, archived)
# it's oh so true...
(not any accent that comes from america, though. they don't count)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:47, archived)
# get rid of the a
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20, archived)
# aah
I'm always learning when I'm on b3ta
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:22, archived)
# In future
Do it at 3 o'clock in the morning when no one else is on the messageboard.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# ahem.
Look at the timestamp.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# in the future
cunt yourself until you can't breathe anymore.

thanks.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
# go fuck yourself
(if you were joking, then fuck yourselkf in a nice way :)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:19, archived)
# be fluffy
I was being ironic :(

I loved them really
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20, archived)
# sorry!
i got carried away :)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:21, archived)
# I picked up on it
though all the best people are on at 3
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:24, archived)
# rawrk!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:29, archived)
# !
(except for me... I'm on at 10)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:31, archived)
# 4:33pm
 
in the fucking future...!

thirteen hours ahead of GMT at the moment, anyway.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:33, archived)
# future-man!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:01, archived)
# whoo.
*gasps*
that was good for me, too.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# In case you missed
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# thankee!
it was rather naughty though...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:22, archived)
# Naw,
and besides, this was like mental drano for the noobie onslaught that should be here in a scant few hours...

(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:25, archived)
# well, I thought it was funny
 
and for any dumb shit who still feels like whining, try

www.b3ta.com/board/archive/20403/

:D
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:22, archived)
# I was entertained
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
# poor dogs
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# compo?
;)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:21, archived)
# oops, thanks!
and again, sorry everyone, but that was monumental!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:26, archived)
# sure was, you're really gunning for victory this week
woo to the shoppage tho, most look pretty convincing
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 9:58, archived)
# thank
fuck I wasn't around to see all that lot reposted.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
# great movie
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
# OMG
WHIW?





(what hath I wrought?)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# No stopping them
Brilliant set, love it.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 7:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Gaz, im me
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:11, archived)
# i'm going to cunt you so hard
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:11, archived)
# haha
crossing a line, my brother
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
# Double
posting, naughty!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
# Double
posting, naughty!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# DOUBLE POST.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:10, archived)
# i had no idea you had so many
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:11, archived)
# he's doubling up, that's why.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:11, archived)
# imagine how the compo judge will feel...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
#
There will be a special mention of tweaknik in the next newsletter. Something about "hardest trying to win a compo"
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
# It's in my profile (now, anyway)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:10, archived)
# ace
:)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:11, archived)
# wow, that was on the board for more than 20 seconds!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
# it's but-2-ene
But why do you have a picture of CH3 (or perhaps methane at an awkward angle)in a picture for boron? why god why?

/chemistry pedant
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)

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