i'm going to sleep.
and i'm not even giving you a picture.
suck on that.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:35,
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suck on that.
to be fair,
it wasn't that nice an edit.
in fact, it didn't really warrant comment.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:36,
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in fact, it didn't really warrant comment.
same goes for you,
you big turd-eating SHITSTEAK
YOU don't warrant comment.
Yeah, YOU.
Don't warrant comment.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:39,
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YOU don't warrant comment.
Yeah, YOU.
Don't warrant comment.
i'm going to watch a film
and hide under a duvet.
and then i'm going to stick brocolli down my cock and dance to hendrix.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:36,
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and then i'm going to stick brocolli down my cock and dance to hendrix.
hey, i haven't seen you in a long time.
and that looks fucking delicious.
what an amazing journey.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:16,
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and that looks fucking delicious.
what an amazing journey.
Honestly,
the sausages made me want to cry. Every bite I took, I imagined how much better it would have been with sausages.
And bacon.
And I've been hiding. Or lurking, whichever.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:22,
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And bacon.
And I've been hiding. Or lurking, whichever.
Is your brother named
Rob, Matt, or Jody?
And live in Wyoming, Alaska, or Texas?
Have we met?
Are you stalking me?
If so, can you run to the store and get me something to drink?
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:27,
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And live in Wyoming, Alaska, or Texas?
Have we met?
Are you stalking me?
If so, can you run to the store and get me something to drink?
hey!
the fact that it says "hoagie bun" amuses me... cause I thought only weirdos like philly people said hoagie... it does look kinda like a cheese steak...
/realizes she is rambling about things you people know nothing about
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:22,
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/realizes she is rambling about things you people know nothing about
haha
I've spent the last several years of my life working for philly weirdos.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:31,
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my my
that looks utterly disgusting.
but I applaud your efforts!
FOR SCEINCE!
woo.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:24,
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that looks utterly disgusting.
but I applaud your efforts!
FOR SCEINCE!
woo.
For science
Tell me why this is blue, dammit :P
www.ephrine.com/hamdog/6.html
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:26,
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www.ephrine.com/hamdog/6.html
take another picture without flash
and take a look, otherwise, not a clue
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:28,
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It's a still from film
On a Sony CCD-TRV608
I'm guessing infrared sensor? It's got nightshot capability, but it wasn't on (y'know, being daytime and all)
I'm going to try again with a digicam and actual film :P
Cause I'm all curious now
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:30,
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I'm guessing infrared sensor? It's got nightshot capability, but it wasn't on (y'know, being daytime and all)
I'm going to try again with a digicam and actual film :P
Cause I'm all curious now
nah
infared stuff costs thousands, and nightshot capability just cranks up the brightness.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:32,
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Hmm
Well, now I'm just plain flabbergasted
Mostly at the thought of the cranked up brightness thing, since we've taken the cam all sorts of places and attempted to film things in as little light as we could manage :P
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:36,
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Mostly at the thought of the cranked up brightness thing, since we've taken the cam all sorts of places and attempted to film things in as little light as we could manage :P
sorry to disagree but...
IR stuff doesn't cost thousands and is included on most Sony camcorders and top-end digital stills cameras. I've had an Infra-red nightvision camcorder (that cost £300) for years. That's probably what it is. Also a lot of CCDs pick up IR whether or not the camera's fitted with the lights to illuminate stuff with it. Take a remote control, point it at the camera and press a button and you should see it flashing through the camera.
I've got a similar pic of a dark red candle which is blue in the photo.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:43,
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I've got a similar pic of a dark red candle which is blue in the photo.
that's a pretty convincing answer
..this is as far as I got with google:
Our brain tends to create that most light of a moderately wide spectrum appears as white light to us. Film does not have this ability to compensate. Film balanced for tungsten, ie. incandescent light, will make sunlit scenes appear very blue. Film balanced for daylight gives an orange cast to incandescent light. Flourescent light can be anywhere between 3000 and 6000, with some particularly ugly greens in between.
from a film-makers' forum.
Probably a different thing altogether.
:(
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:47,
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Our brain tends to create that most light of a moderately wide spectrum appears as white light to us. Film does not have this ability to compensate. Film balanced for tungsten, ie. incandescent light, will make sunlit scenes appear very blue. Film balanced for daylight gives an orange cast to incandescent light. Flourescent light can be anywhere between 3000 and 6000, with some particularly ugly greens in between.
from a film-makers' forum.
Probably a different thing altogether.
:(
...
I think so cos the digital cameras should automatically white-balance around that.
Another thing to try with it is take it to a car-garage forecourt if you can find one with those big IR spotlights (they just glow faintly red to your eyes) and take a picture.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:54,
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Another thing to try with it is take it to a car-garage forecourt if you can find one with those big IR spotlights (they just glow faintly red to your eyes) and take a picture.
that, I can't help you with
I've just been pondering how to make a vegetarian version.
tofu doesn't wrap very well at all...
...but deep-frying improves all foods.
I ain't no scientician.
www.mofaha.com/b3ta_images_gallery.asp?imgNum=3
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:29,
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I've just been pondering how to make a vegetarian version.
tofu doesn't wrap very well at all...
...but deep-frying improves all foods.
I ain't no scientician.
www.mofaha.com/b3ta_images_gallery.asp?imgNum=3
Actually
They have super-size vegan bugers in a store near me. You could probably wrap one around a vegetarian hot dog :)
I'd suggest taking one of the patties and attempting to cut it in half, along it's width, so that you have two thinner ones, and wrap them... it worked a LOT better with thinner meat to go 'round.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:32,
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I'd suggest taking one of the patties and attempting to cut it in half, along it's width, so that you have two thinner ones, and wrap them... it worked a LOT better with thinner meat to go 'round.
true
the only problem with TVP is, it tastes like shit.
I think just deep-fried tofu, along with the chili, cheese, onions, eggs, and chips, ought to do it.
ooh! mushrooms!
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:34,
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the only problem with TVP is, it tastes like shit.
I think just deep-fried tofu, along with the chili, cheese, onions, eggs, and chips, ought to do it.
ooh! mushrooms!
I wouldn't know about the taste
I can't recall ever having eaten one. My dad's a great cook and a true Southerner at heart. I one day hope to own my own cow so that I can feed it fattening foods and have actual marbled steak, and not this lean, "healthy" crap they offer at the butcher's
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:41,
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she married paul
who died and had his death covered up and hidden in many beatles songs
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:47,
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I was thinking more about the bowel cancer
than the celebrity marriage, crap food, miserable singing, and general awfulness.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:48,
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than the celebrity marriage, crap food, miserable singing, and general awfulness.
i'm being driven crazy
trying to work out why the cooking element is blue on camera. Top work, but i'm all hungry now.
And for the first time in years, no one is online on my msn list, would some b3tans be so good as to add thier glowing personalities to my msn?
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:27,
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And for the first time in years, no one is online on my msn list, would some b3tans be so good as to add thier glowing personalities to my msn?
Porn for Foodies
I sent my brother that.
he wants one really badly but then I have seen him eat a deep fried meat pie on a bun with chili sauce, cream cheese and pickled onions
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:28,
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he wants one really badly but then I have seen him eat a deep fried meat pie on a bun with chili sauce, cream cheese and pickled onions
hahahahahaha
best laugh ever.
mine would be funnier if i were drunk too.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:08,
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mine would be funnier if i were drunk too.
I don't think you seem like a prick
and I was judging based solely on the slurrage
(then again I have no basis for comparison...)
and anyone who knows of the hippo can't be bad
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:10,
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(then again I have no basis for comparison...)
and anyone who knows of the hippo can't be bad
that both defends
and rebuts my previous statement
most people would probably see it as something to be scared of
but I am in awe of its mowhawkeyness
edit: plus, skaface? al pacino with a trombone? that makes me happy. I used to play the trombone!
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:17,
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most people would probably see it as something to be scared of
but I am in awe of its mowhawkeyness
edit: plus, skaface? al pacino with a trombone? that makes me happy. I used to play the trombone!
i hated my band leader
so I never got good enough to be of any use...
you and me, we got a lot in common, we do
edit: IDEA- i'll send you a pic of the hippo for goose quest
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:23,
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you and me, we got a lot in common, we do
edit: IDEA- i'll send you a pic of the hippo for goose quest
I'll get right on it
meaning I'll send you a picture tomorrow... is it ok if it's all snowy?
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:28,
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that's fabulous thanks alot
ps. my band was good, we were national youth chapions for a year
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:29,
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oooh
impressive.
and with that, I'm off to bed
night!!
/high fives
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:32,
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and with that, I'm off to bed
night!!
/high fives
crazy
anyway i'm off to play sonic 2 on my megadrive followed by sleepy time. g'night b3ta
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:08,
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she rocks!
i start, my mate says says "oh my god whatever" and then his girlfriend my other friend giggled like a loon!
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:57,
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made me laugh
and then feel stupid for laughing out loud alone at 4 am or whatever crazy time you think it is
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:58,
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HAHAHAHAHA
oh god.
that is very, very funny.
this is me listening to that for the third time:
www.schnurricane.com/b3ta/melistening.wav
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:02,
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that is very, very funny.
this is me listening to that for the third time:
www.schnurricane.com/b3ta/melistening.wav
wow
i'm quite impressed that you felt the need to record yourself laughing at a recording of yourself
edit:made me laugh too
( ,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:05,
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edit:made me laugh too
yes
i noticed that after I posted it
still, its a good concept
and makes me laugh
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:07,
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still, its a good concept
and makes me laugh
i laugh like a small girl
www.schnurricane.com/giggle.swf
with very vague disco biscuits jam in the background.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:07,
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with very vague disco biscuits jam in the background.
I've got one somewhere
I just need to find it and then figure out how to do that stuff on my computer.
/tech tard
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:05,
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/tech tard
I have one but it's a broken piece of crap.
I say intelligent things into it.
But they come out sounding stupid.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:10,
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I say intelligent things into it.
But they come out sounding stupid.
GooDNIGHT!
i can no longer stay awake!
and sorry for the boardjack, but it was magnificant! the night of tweaknik!
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:58,
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and sorry for the boardjack, but it was magnificant! the night of tweaknik!
i haven't posted this
i mean, not in a new thread.
i never make new threads
look at my big pink hand
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:38,
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i mean, not in a new thread.
i never make new threads
look at my big pink hand
well,
don't tell anyone, but it's just a really rough sketch, but the camera wasn't really focused
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:55,
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I did notice the lack of sunlight
but then, only my face and arms are brown.
:(
hey, now this makes sense as a reply:
www.b3ta.com/board/4266783
sweet.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:45,
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:(
hey, now this makes sense as a reply:
www.b3ta.com/board/4266783
sweet.
ooh
obviously this photo was not taken from your eye level, as the watch is drawn in different perspective.
but i can't draw that so i'll woo and steal your brain
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:46,
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but i can't draw that so i'll woo and steal your brain
utter genius
notice that on your own did you?
Hey look everyone, anime liking folk CAN recognise some basic artistic concepts.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:48,
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Hey look everyone, anime liking folk CAN recognise some basic artistic concepts.
That's an odd statement considering you have taken
artistic advice from me on more than one occasion when drawing your planets and whatnot.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:54,
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touche
He's got you there.
Ow!
Pssssst!
On FIRE.
Ba----zing.
Kablowie.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:59,
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He's got you there.
Ow!
Pssssst!
On FIRE.
Ba----zing.
Kablowie.
don't worry
your pictures are good, man.
this is all just bullshit.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:00,
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this is all just bullshit.
i had to rearrange
the book to get the sketch into the light...
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:49,
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sometimes i wish i'd payed attention in GCSE art
but then, i remember that one day i want a real job
[edit]yes, i AM in a bitter and cynical mood tonight, i put it down to my funny sleeping pattern at the moment, and metting jenny's boyfriend at last for my approval. If you don't know ho jenny is, then you don't know me well enough to care anyway
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:49,
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[edit]yes, i AM in a bitter and cynical mood tonight, i put it down to my funny sleeping pattern at the moment, and metting jenny's boyfriend at last for my approval. If you don't know ho jenny is, then you don't know me well enough to care anyway
haha
[is completely engrossed in the teenage dramatics of jenny and her sordid love triangle]
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:54,
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us lot went out tonight
and she brings simon along, just so i could give my approval, and I bloody liked him. Bastard.
Haha, look what i found
www.b3ta.com/board/3623778
www.b3ta.com/board/3623819
b3ta.com/board/3623995
my god i was sloshed when i wrote all this
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:58,
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Haha, look what i found
www.b3ta.com/board/3623778
www.b3ta.com/board/3623819
b3ta.com/board/3623995
my god i was sloshed when i wrote all this
i've got one, and i used it
until i realised that everyone i would actualy care if they read it or not i talk to practically every day
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:01,
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aha!
so, monkeys apes evolved from Charles Darwin!
I knew it!
'night, you.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:53,
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I knew it!
'night, you.
i say things like that, too
[snaps fingers on alternating sides of head]
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:42,
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[snaps fingers on alternating sides of head]
www.schnurricane.com/b3ta/metoo.wav
(nothing personal, just recorded it.)
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:29,
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(nothing personal, just recorded it.)
*collapses backward in chair laughing*
that had a bit of Clint Eastwood about it.
kinda sexy, actually.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:32,
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kinda sexy, actually.
he's actually trying to replicate me saying it
and i'm slurred to fuck as i'm drunk
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:36,
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[wink]
i'll wink even harder if you turn out to be a sexy babe.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:36,
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i'll wink even harder if you turn out to be a sexy babe.
the picture right?
pants and pubic hair. in different colours? I want green
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:29,
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I don't understand.
Is the G-String pre-worn. Plus what do g-strings have to do with storage devices.
/Hides in corner/
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:31,
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/Hides in corner/
in the front, at least
but you ain't got no idea what could be going on out back.
that's the beauty of sexy underpants.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34,
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that's the beauty of sexy underpants.
you are irresistable when you're in drag
/finds pictures from last night
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34,
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/finds pictures from last night
east coast.......
I'm not going to say which state 'cause then I'll be the butt of all the jokes
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:33,
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i'm from new jersey and i brag about it
i think it's really great,
all of the other states across the nation,
may mean a lot to some, but i'm from new jersey
and i'd rather be in guernesy god damn that's why i'm proud i'm from!
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:39,
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all of the other states across the nation,
may mean a lot to some, but i'm from new jersey
and i'd rather be in guernesy god damn that's why i'm proud i'm from!
i heard it on a less than jake album
hello rockview or losing streak i forget
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:44,
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hahaha
yes... less than jake... I think there's a picture from my school on one of their albums
my school's hippo is in some album...
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:45,
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my school's hippo is in some album...
I haven't
well, not as much as I used to... but still quite often
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:29,
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hmm or maybe girls are out of his league
they are for me, sticks with the amoeba's
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34,
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Most girls are out of my league.
Except maybe this one:
She's got experience godamn.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:36,
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She's got experience godamn.
but my friend jenny is a lady, because the's the daughter of a scottish lord
and she has a mouth FULL of filth
(but the rumours going round may attribute that to something else)
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:25,
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(but the rumours going round may attribute that to something else)
GET TO FUCK YOU DIRTY CUNTING BASTARD!
/love you YOU DIRTY FUCKING WHORE
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16,
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yay
cap'n's back
it's only a matter before someone puts the old couple in this.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15,
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it's only a matter before someone puts the old couple in this.
hehe
sorry if I pushed you off the board earlier... that was a one-off
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20,
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i'm so terribly sorry
but this must be some kind of record?
i love you all!
edit: come on, that was impressive?
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12,
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i love you all!
edit: come on, that was impressive?
I for one am not offended, in the least.
I think you just won the compo, by the way.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13,
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don't be sorry.
We need a bit of that, uh... whatever it is... every once in awhile.
edit: Heh. 5 of the 23 compo pages are Tweaknik's.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13,
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edit: Heh. 5 of the 23 compo pages are Tweaknik's.
cause I'm american?
at least I have the sense to be ashamed of it
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16,
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at least I have the sense to be ashamed of it
why?
"I am an American artist and I have no guilt"
- Patti Smith
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18,
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- Patti Smith
I like my country
but not the stupid things its leaders are doing
and the hubris... always with the hubris
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20,
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and the hubris... always with the hubris
well
it's not like there's any poms on this board who are pro-Blair.
:)
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:23,
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:)
that was rather interesting
you monopolized the board, and no one is too badly angered. well done!
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:14,
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it does when i tell you i just sent him a soundwave of me saying "nope"
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:23,
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aww
that made me all happy
haha
edit: you all have funny accents
*looks around and realizes she's the one with an accent
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:26,
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haha
edit: you all have funny accents
*looks around and realizes she's the one with an accent
i don't sound like that at all by the way
it's schnurr trying to replicate my sexy low voice
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:28,
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I know...
but thanks for the clairification
p.s.
-accents make any voice sexy
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:30,
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p.s.
-accents make any voice sexy
it's oh so true...
(not any accent that comes from america, though. they don't count)
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:47,
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In future
Do it at 3 o'clock in the morning when no one else is on the messageboard.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15,
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in the future
cunt yourself until you can't breathe anymore.
thanks.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16,
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thanks.
go fuck yourself
(if you were joking, then fuck yourselkf in a nice way :)
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:19,
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4:33pm
in the fucking future...!
thirteen hours ahead of GMT at the moment, anyway.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:33,
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in the fucking future...!
thirteen hours ahead of GMT at the moment, anyway.
Naw,
and besides, this was like mental drano for the noobie onslaught that should be here in a scant few hours...
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:25,
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well, I thought it was funny
and for any dumb shit who still feels like whining, try
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/20403/
:D
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:22,
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and for any dumb shit who still feels like whining, try
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/20403/
:D
I was entertained
could I have the source pics for the one with the swat team and the black guy and the two monkeys?
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:20,
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oops, thanks!
and again, sorry everyone, but that was monumental!
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:26,
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sure was, you're really gunning for victory this week
woo to the shoppage tho, most look pretty convincing
( ,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 9:58,
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There will be a special mention of tweaknik in the next newsletter. Something about "hardest trying to win a compo"
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12,
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it's but-2-ene
But why do you have a picture of CH3 (or perhaps methane at an awkward angle)in a picture for boron? why god why?
/chemistry pedant
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15,
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/chemistry pedant
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