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#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)
# ..AAAAAAAAAAhhahaa, you mad fool.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Whats up with all the lincolns?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I think people must have got fed up
with the Vordermans
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)
# This will end up being like the FLAP bandwagon
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Lincoln & Vorderman
Fighting crime on the streets of L.A.!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)
# DAMN YOU MICTOBOY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)
# mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)
# stupid rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)
# is it a model?
;)

nice work, g'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)
# g'night sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Munch Munch
I wanna do that now, woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Abraham Binman
He refuse-d to allow slavery to continue

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Nicely!
That's really well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)
# on the basis that it would piss off the south, perhaps :)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
top stuff! I like it when you talk dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)
# *dusts off hands*
it looks like my work here is done

*walks off slowly into the sunset*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Who was that pink-belted stranger?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)
# you started it?
well it's better than fraser's bandwagons :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)
# officially, brianftang started it
but mofaha's been picking on me, cos i did an actual good picture, while his have been fucking rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)
# his pictures are always rubbish
that's why i have him on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)
# nicely
new compo? *looks*

edit: oops, silly me :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)
# v. good
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)
# That took me far too long
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)
# top
work
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)
# You've just reposted a photo?
*stands on head*
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)
# That's brilliant
I love how the deep-set eyes become sunglasses.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)
# that']s my favourite bit,
i hadn't planned it, it just evolved into that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I really love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)
# :|
Ooooooh!! i see what you did there
ish!
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)
# took me ages
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)
# TOAPTOAPTOAPTOAPTOAPTOAPTOAPTOAPTOAPTOAPTOAPTOAPTOAP
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)
# toapally topical
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)
# toapical?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Look at that,
the lies have actually started to eat her face.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)
# actual rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)
# TOAPy but ah well
meh
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)
# are you going to keep posting that link
until you receive some attention?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)
# it's just down there
no one is going to click that twice

don't be such a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I feel like Rick Rolling people
Is it such a crime?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)
# well
yes
it' pointless and annoying,
and if i could, i'd hit you in the face
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I apollogise for being me
the guy in my head will hit me for you
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I think it's funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)
# You SUCK!
BEAT IT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)
# **Curls up and cries**
oh god.... i feel violated
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)
# YOU FUCKING CUNT!
I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THREE OF THEM! YOU CUNT! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Never gonna give you up...
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I will dog you
you worthless piece of shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Six, surely?
You also opened three down there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I wanted to shout more.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)
# BANNED! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED !
That is a vicious thing to do! Blew out my browser! Never again will I click anything you post! All should IGNORE YOU! Childish prank pisses me WAY OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)
# You bastard!
damn you. damn you to hell!

although I wish I knew how to do that. its very cool :)
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Lolo
saurus
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)
# /Obligatory cdc


Ning
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Howdy sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Real events caught on film

See www.b3ta.com/board/7590636
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Wollygog!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)
# I think I've seen this film.
Schindler's RISed.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)
# 100% of FACT


For Pachey, if she be a-lurkin' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Stop the spreading of fried eggs
please donate all you can now

to 0800-ENTIRELYCYNICALMANIPULATION

:)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)
# its engaged, i imagine its office hours only
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)
# No, sorry, that's me.
I'm nearly done. Well, I've been on hold for a month so I assume so.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)
# you've been holding for a month?
jesus christ! the bowel movement will be so vigorous it'll take a month to dig you out!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)
# This is actually how The Calendar came to be.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)
# yes
there's a wikipedia entry on this very subject
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)
# hmmm **phones jcb rental**
now it'll only be a couple of days
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Everything from millipedes to vagina made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)
# 4 out of 8 ain't bad! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Not atall :)
Better than none :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)
# any hole's a goal
as they say...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Pfft,
In Other News
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ooooo you sod
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)
# i assume you want lots of 'you fucking prick' style responses
so here's mine:

you fucking prick!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)
# oh my god,
you rotten shit! :D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THREE
YOU FUCKING CUNT :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Just hold Ctrl U and it closes
...
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Right
If you're going to nick my ideas, the least you could do is a slightly sub-standard job.
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)
# This is not the greatest song in the world.
THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE! *rocks out, rips shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Crikey
*faints*
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)
# *fans*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)
# *groupies*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)
# *dresses as the devil*
*rocks*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)
# he he he
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)
# What's the betting this'll be non-fiction #1 by Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Or: 'How to nearly get away with it, oh well at least we got a few months in the Sunshine.'
Ning Ptols.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)
#
Ning, stan. How's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Not bad.
Seem to be all well and good.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Yes
I have just been to check, and all is present and incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Is that Chris Evans and Billy Piper?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Well it's definitely Chris Evans.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Low, sadly Ptolemy
Cliff, sensing a buck, will rouse his Christian self and release a collection of popular chav hymns I should imagine



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)
# I'm noticing a marked lack of Lincoln in this post
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)
# ^
get the fucking lead out!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)
# sorry, mofaha sir
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)
# 'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)
# 'ningments
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)
# indeed :)
did I miss much? I hath been in Pastyland for three days
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)
# just the usual shennanigans
:)

we seem to be in the middle of some kind of abraham lincoln thing for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Apparently, it is
106760 days since Lincoln became president. Although, obviously, he died some while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)
# you know what I'd like to hear
former sheriff John Bunnel narrating a documentary on the whole affair

because it would end with a witty reference about looking after kids in jail :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)
#

Edit: He's saying "YES IT IS WORTH ITS OWN THREAD"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# am it abe lincoln tiem?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)
# apparently so.....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)
# this should put a stop to it
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Not NEARLY enough Lincoln on this board :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Chomp chomp chomp!
Have my offering
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Oh, this is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# You're just jealous
because I've thought of an original idea IE abraham lincoln
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)
# IT'S NOT MY FAULT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)
# i feel compelled to join in
if imagination fails me, I'll do a bel-air one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I have a cunning plan,
let's just IMAGINE you did it, and not actually bother. I can picture it now. Yes, it's very fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Shouldn't that have been posted on the Linkoln board?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)
# HAHA
I demand that this be a feature RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)
# too
good
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I know
I was going to post it on Worth1000, but I thought I'd grace b3ta with it instead, as a special favour.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)
# special flavour?
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)
# It is Abe "J Fox" Lincoln
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)
# A good round of Parkinsons jokes was cut down in the office today
with the words "my Dad has Parkinsons and it's a fucker to live with so think very carefully about what you say next"

So I'm going to laugh it up at this instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)
# how about "well, my dad's dead, what makes you so fucking special?"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Damnit...
ALWAYS when it's too late to use...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)
# \o/
yes, many is the time, hours after the event it'd be "shit, if only I'd run the fucker through with a chainsaw"

etc

or maybe that's just me :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I got a book recently you would really like, it's called, '1000 Faces Of God'
Religious imagery from many religions.
Ed: God, what a crap sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)
# god has a lot of heads
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)
# ALL HAIL VISHNU!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)
# YEAH HAIL VISHNU!
There's no 'arm in it!

ho ho ho ho ho ho

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Great ! I'll have to look it up . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Oh yeah, that's the shit right there.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Oh yeah ! Rama lama ding ele dong !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)
# DANCE HEFFALUMP, DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)
# these are really
I dunno kinda scary :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Valin finds the best pikchaz.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Aperaham Lincoln
Someone do Rape-raham Lincoln


this been done for some compo a while back?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Curse you Micto!!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# cup of poo-poo
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Cows with big pink udders!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Rape a Ham in lincoln?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Don't mind if I do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Well, don't rape all the ham
as my cat quite likes ham and frequently demands it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Just a minute
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# This reminds me of the cover for Will Self's, 'Great Apes'
One of the funniest books of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# *glees*
Anyone watching Simon Pegg on Wossy?

EDIT: *glees* I just pulled the entirety of my little toe nail off!

Ebay here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I was shocked when I found out it was the mirror universe Ross.
/may be out of touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Yeah lost loads of weight
And beardy wierdy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# eep
no thanks Woss
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# What
no compo on this great ape ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Abraham Tincan

Added in my own thread, rather than knocking someone
else's post off the page? AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Huzzah!!
well played b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Monkey Presidents
what if the USA was run by monkeys?
Gibbon Washington? Aperaham Lincoln? Rhesus Nixon?
Your presidential primate punnage begins now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# peculiar primate primacy?
predictable pastiche's propound
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Portuguese interrogation methods are called into question...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
# is this a new version of an earlier post?
or a case of serious mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
# incase you didnt notice
she is a suspect now
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
# i think the word you are looking for is 'witness'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Kate McCann earlier was named a suspect in her daughter's disappearance.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# yeah, but that's a portuguese technicality
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# So, I can still spluff on her tits then?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# no, only the pope can do that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# yeah
cos the portugese police are fucking brilliant
they're all grade A columbo's to a man
she disappeared in MAY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# If she's in May then why don't they just look there?


I knew that long haired fucker was a shady character!

Damn you sweet sounds of Bohemian Rhapsody!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# ha ha haaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)
# you think she might be hiding under the bed?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# In catholicism,
what's the penalty for bullshitting the pope?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# It's a cut down version of an earlier one
I thought the idea could go somewhere, but the hummus is on it's hols
:)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# But I like Phil Collins...
My dad's girlfriend met him the other day, just lounging on his boat.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# You shouln't have even heard of him!!!!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I have a very varied music taste!
13th Floor Elevators, AC/DC, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Beautiful South, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Bryan Adams, The Carpenters, Cat Stevens, The Commitments, Crowded House, The Cult, Dan and Sam, David Bowie, Deacon Blue, Def Leppard, Derek Hodd, Dire Straits, Dodgy, The Doors, The Eagles, Easy-Star All Stars, Elton John, Enigma, Europe, Faithless, Fleetwood Mac, Focus, Foreigner, Frank Sinatra, Frank Zappa, Franz Ferdinand, Funeral for a Friend, Gary Numan, Genesis, Hawkwind, Hayseed Dixie, Jack Johnson, Jamiroquai, Iron Maiden, Jeff Wayne, Jimi Hendrix, Judas Preist, Kaiser Chiefs, Keane, Korn, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Led Zeppelin, The Levellers, Lily Allen, Limp Bizkit, Lindisfarne, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Metallica, Michael Jackson, MIKA, Mike Oldfield, The Mighty Boosh, Mint Royale, The Monkees, My Chemical Romance, Neil Diamond, Nickelback, Ozzy Osbourne, Paul McCartney, Paul Simon, Paul Weller, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, The Police, Puddle of Mudd, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Richard Cheese, Rob Manuel, Rod Stewart & the Faces, The Rolling Stones, Rush, Santana, Scissor Sisters, The Sex Pistols, Simon and Garfunkel, Simply Red, The Simpsons, Stereophonics, Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel, Sting, Supertramp, Sweet, Tenacious D, Terry Wogan, Tom Waits, U2, Weird Al Yankovic, The Who, Wishbone Ash, Yes
I raided my parent's cd collection. And added much more of my own. I played Pink Floyd so much, I drove my parents into hating them :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# aha!
now I think we've identified your act of teenage rebellion

enjoying your parents tastes in music, thus sickening them!

win!

haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Well it's better than the ideas I come up with.
Like pouring red wine on their bed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
# haha no
simulated blood

and a few knives, random bits of chopped up meat

"I'm SORRY BUT SHE JUST WOULDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

literally minutes of entertainment :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Well my school has the heating on because it snows in summer.
And because it's 'not summer uniform' we're not allowed to take our jumpers off.

So I was sweating buckets, and I had no other shirt that fits (we're moving house - lack of cash) and mum wouldn't clean it, so she got pissed off at me for asking (how was I to know she'd just done the washing? I'd been home from school for about 5 minutes), and she said that she'd never do any washing for me again, so I thought "Well I'll give her something else to wash instead" but she was goingto give me £50 to go on a GCSE history trip, so I decided against it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)
# then your school is run by idiots
but then everything is run by idiots

so I guess this is a valuable lesson

or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)
# My headmaster hates me because
I know more about Pink Floyd than him. He's a fucking moron.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)
# he hates you because you are a pupil
honestly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)
# ...and this one time, at band camp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Yawn
Yes, you're a teenager
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# he's also a nazi
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)
# "The new adventures of TEENAGE NAZI HITLER!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Varied my arse
You have no classical or jazz.
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)
# or SKA
or R&B, or delta blues
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)
# or Rockabilly
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I do not know very much about these genres
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Observe some musical skilz:
Jorge Ben
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Oh gosh...
I'm so sorry to hear that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Nickelback LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Jesus, he knows you.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Genesis are ok,spesh the Peter Gabriel era.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# LOOK!! JUST FUCKING STOP IT RIGHT NOW BEFORE IT GOES TOO FAR!! STOP IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# this^
gabriel only got good when he went solo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# So!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# *giggle*
Hemorrhoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Don't know that, I like Eaaasy Loooveerrr.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I am so damned infatuated with her chest right now!
it's not right!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I said all along they did it!

I should wokr the teh copzorz!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I thought that was David Bowie for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I might as well leave this here


Something dark dawns about all this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I so hope she's not guilty so that one day I can spunk on her tits
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Are you related to SickRik?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# might
be easier if she is
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# who knows man
maybe with advances in biological feedback based virtual reality

you can! any time! any place! anywhere!

At the office!
At the gym!
at funerals!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Kinda wierd little details emerging
like their daughter's blood being found in the car they hire

/not a detective blog
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# GaAAAAAAAAaaaah!
That face spooks the shit of me.

Woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Curse you Micto!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING: MICTOBOY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# it's brianftang's fault, not mine
you big poo poo head
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING:
M3Essential
mictoboy
mofaha
mediocre
moohalaa
mugatu
Mstandot
MrRee
muster101
marmite satsuma
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# FUCK YOU ALL!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# i was upset to find you can only ignore 46 people at a time
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# yea I'm a 40..mostly spackers :)

and stemil
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# and Stemil

hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# i cleared my list and started again
most were idiot trolls who've long since fucked off
or newbs who seem to have got the hang of the place
or davew27
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# nooo, you can't ignore davew27!
I had you on ignore once, when you seemed to do nothing but moan. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# i've handed my notice in
i (probably) won't moan much ever again! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)
# haha,
i think it was in your previous job, from what I can remember.
Anyway I like you now, you do good pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)
# you can't ignore davew27
you'd miss out on all the cars!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# and so is my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# oh yeah
and MrRee
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# :(
You told me you loved me!

Right, I want my comics back.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
# mugatu
moohalaa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I forgot how to spell those
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Heheh, 'Mugatu'
I was watching Zoolander yesterday.

I think I want a sweater with M U G A T U on it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I INVENTED THE PIANO TIE! :) That movie has its moments
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# It has many
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
# It has Ben Stiller
It is therefore unwatchable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Don't forget Heather Small
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# hahah
Silly me, I was thinking of Heather McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# What is all this ignoring?
and mictoboy ignoring?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# right, that's you on fucking ignore too!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# it's a good job i can't see that post
what with you being on ignore and everything
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
# did someone say something? There's pink lines everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Pink lines?
Am I in 2006 again?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)
# yes
someone dropped a time vortex
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)
# *hides*

ahh too late!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
# you have something against users beginning with an m?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I can't read that you're on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Oh, okay.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
# i'm not ignoring anyone
is there something wrong with me?

edit: you forgot mamilla sarson :P
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
# what about me, you cunt? :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# and me too!
you cheap plastic horse!

that's right!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
# ian brady's let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
#
let himself go looking good!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Ooh !
Andy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# that should have been
andy warhol, not that gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
# RACIST!!


... or something...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
# maybe
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)
# SEAMS!!! LOL!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
# more seams
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Umm What?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I think that's the only logical reaction
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Flip it over,
and I would.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Ticka . . . ticka . . .
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:40, archived)
# i'm glad you haven't done many of these recently
because it has meant that i treasure them all the more
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Amen to that.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# and when I do I usually post them at night
as I'm getting more and more pissed off with dayshift :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Why be that?
I'm usually working, I thought I was missing out.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# that's fair enough
it gets a bit cliquey during daylight hours
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Where can I buy one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# paypal me $300 and i'll post you one
honest
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
# "Rog..."."Yeah?" "Grab that cat!!"
Haven't seen one of your fluffies for a while.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)
# CUT THE RED WIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# *dives for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# : O
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I was them all along!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# silly seal
head is not baseball


(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)
# no head is good source of protein
seal is apparently quite tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:40, archived)
# aaaaw :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)
# that phrase sounds familiar
kate
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
#


























(halfcut, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# brilliant moanie.
fuggin hell.
pixeltastic!!!!!!!!
*CLICKS FRANTICALLY*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# and for once.
that was not sarcastic.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)
# thank you
...bloody board's only taking half of it though. Must not like html
whole thing
(halfcut, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# There's a character limit on posts, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
#
Ah That'd be it. I could've saved myself the retinal bleeding from the cleavage down if I'd a known.
(halfcut, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)
# if its only half there
then that would explain why i cant make out what it is
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)
# famous painting, two words, smiling female...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:40, archived)
# gotcha
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
#
I moved my pixels to save 5 characters per and squeezed a bit more in. Don't think it helps much though.
(halfcut, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# 'tennisplayer's arse'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)
# i really like that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# that's a masterpiece :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I Like
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
#
*smiles enigmatically*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)
# reminds me of my days smokin' shrooms with the grand wizard Bleem Tar Bing Shabeep the 13th
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Mona Lisa?
Or am I just tripping?

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Jumping in on the Abe Lincoln wandbagon...
... and I've spoiled the twist at the end of "Planet Of The Muslims".

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I can't be bothered to check the rest of the board, so this may be a repeat, but:
Sweet Lincoln's Mullet!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Look at osama!
Doesn't he look smart!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Is this
a screen shot of his new video?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Bearded man up to mischief? Videotape?
Watch out, Beadles about!

Oh, and he's just flew a plane into a skyscraper - bound to happen with his small hand and those big controls though?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Might I suggest
he go see a play in a nice cozy theater ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Why did Lincoln get shot at the theatre?
He sat in John Wilkes' booth!

Historical, not hysterical.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
# what the FUCK has he got stuffed inside his coat?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Nowt to do with me.
www.old-picture.com/defining-moments/pictures/Abraham-Lincoln-Antietam-Battlefield.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)
# AHhha, Abe looks as if he's about to Quantum Leap
Cue feem toon
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)
# I have a hunch his latest look will not enable him to fade back into society
as desperate as he must be to shop at Gap again

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)
# hahahah
ahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)
# largin'
it.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Yeah...what happened there?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)
# i rubbed
it
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Looks more like
a small tripod pony . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# But can it be milked?
/obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)
# i would
/also obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# That's no moon and various other bandwagons
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# My mouth technique has proven successful in the lab.
I'm sure it would work on this beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Whoah that be a good hybrid
Been away for a bit, eavnin' all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)
# I was talking about you today.
I had to explain why I burst out laughing in school while talking about homeless people.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Pffft.
But seriously, does my local hobo expect me to give him money for holding a peice of cardboard?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)
# YES!
Of course!
And you made him to the head banging!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/bumbum.gif
I was in hysterics in front of the new girl, shortly after the teacher explained to her who each of us were. Casually dropping in (twice) that I was the mad one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# *obligatory comment about filesize guidelines*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)
# *obligatory comment about lack of nudity*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)

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